Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Ah Kok disappeared for a month. Ah Beng was worried and he could not remember Ah Kok’s home address. Then, one day Ah Kok reappeared.

Ah Beng: "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."

Ah Kok: "I was in jail."

Ah Beng: "What? Jailed? Why?"

Ah Kok: "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"

Ah Beng: "Yes, I  remember. What happened to her?"

Ah Kok: "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."

"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."

good job Ravip, keep it up and keep making us laugh, enough of the posts about: virus, China, Trump/US oh almost forgot, enough also about BJ/UK and his Brexit  555

 

 

not a troll just a good laugh

Thanks, many of TVF readers will be as able to identify...????