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Classroom Book Report

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Students were assigned to read 2 books:
'Titanic' by James Cameron & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

 

One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories.

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report below:

 

Titanic:  Cost - $29.99
Clinton: Cost - $29.99

 

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read 

 

Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love & subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love & subsequent catastrophe.

 

Titanic:Jack's a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill's a bu11s5hit artist.

 

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill. 

 

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

 

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : (Let's not go there)

 

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.

 

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.

 

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica... Ooh. (Let's not go there, either)

 

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary, basically the same thing.

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