New RTP chief "Big Pat" reminds immigration about their duties

[hotchilli]

22 hours ago, AbeNormal said:

is there a moniker for Anutin

 

suggestions welcome

Cannot quote it here as it will invoke another stay of silence !

[Neeranam]

6 minutes ago, AlfHuy said:

And the lady I saw last time called me:

Oh, Velly big.

 

I think I am due a high government position.

I often mistype 'v' for 'b'.

[AlfHuy]

The whole thing makes now sense.

Big is just used for the creme de la creme of RTP/Immigration.

 

Now, we average farangs all have something big:

 

Big mouth

Big belly

Big ....

Big car

Big house

Big money

Big nothing

Big showing off

Big nose

Big ass

 

 

They really must hate us.

Evely falang has something big.

 

 

Imagine the girls going back in the evening to their BIG whatever and telling him that she spend the day with falang, Big mouth with vely Big ....

They must get mental. We even don't wear a uniform.

 

[JusticeGB]

He passed round  brown envelopes to give out confidential information on how to keep brown envelopes under the table and the shares due to the individuals within the Immigration Authority. 

[fondue zoo]

23 hours ago, AbeNormal said:

is there a moniker for Anutin

 

suggestions welcome

Big Pharma

[Sydebolle]

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

'you hear a lot of rustling instead' Is it sheep or cows they're stealing now?

Paper rustling, easier, neutral, convertible ???? 

[LukKrueng]

23 hours ago, ezzra said:

If only that would make any different to the confusions of so many visa types, but thees guys are not about to rock the boat and slay the golden goose...

You mentioned the confusion of the so many visa types in another thread. I, as well as few others, commented that the situation here is no different from most countries in the world. Seems you didn't get that on the previous thread, so let me elaborate. The is no such thing as 1 visa fit all. Nowhere in the world. There are short term tourist visas (or visa exempt for places you can go to without an advanced visa application), the are longer term visas by different categories and deferent conditions such as business, education, family visit - and more. Google your own country immigration department and see what they have there. I think that in your own country one must have a transit visa even just for a short stopover without leaving the airport or going through immigration. 

Thailand is your home by choice, yet you keep complaining just about anything here

[Bangkok Barry]

On 9/15/2020 at 10:31 AM, webfact said:

Thailand's incoming new police chief General Suwat Chaengyodsuk has reminded top brass at the Immigration Bureau about their responsibilities in keeping Thailand safe from foreign law breakers, reported Naew Na.

And he'll take care of all the Thai law breakers, I assume, the number of which is thousands of times greater than foreign law breakers. Assuming they aren't rich, of course. More racist nonsense, and he hasn't even begun the job yet.

[Greenhill]

22 hours ago, mancub said:

or whom you taught English to, even ! 

 

Or - to whom you taught English, even!

[Clarkey611]

On 9/15/2020 at 11:20 AM, Neeranam said:

Ah, I was wondering why a popular casino had closed down in Lardprao Road.

Apparently, most have been closed since last Friday.

[mancub]

Just now, Greenhill said:

 

Or - to whom you taught English, even!

Indeed - but I didn't profess to teach English, the irony just amused !

[mancub]

Stop all migrant labour (legal or otherwise) and deport all the known and 'protected' farang dodgy types in Pattaya and crime committed by foreigners would be virtually eradicated. There would, of course, be a resultant lack of scapegoats and loss of income in certain quarters

[Neeranam]

40 minutes ago, mancub said:

Indeed - but I didn't profess to teach English, the irony just amused !

There was no irony, my sentence was grammatically correct.

I did go to the same school as Lord Byron.

[DrTuner]

When you get a Pat on the shoulder, it's a sign you should head back home.

[DrTuner]

On 9/15/2020 at 11:25 AM, Neeranam said:

Ken, you obviously don't know much about Thai names. Firstly, one never refers to oneself as 'Khun', it's a term of respect given by others! Secondly, Joke is Thai word for rice porridge. 

So, you shall respect rice porridge.

[natway09]

And do not forget to help me fill my boots when filling the countries & your own

[Boomer6969]

On 9/15/2020 at 10:31 AM, webfact said:

Top of the agenda was keeping the borders secure in the Covid-19 era and making sure that law breaking foreigners were not damaging Thailand or using it as a base to commit international crime.

Dunno why he singles out Immigration, the do a pretty good job. Look they've put two divers into IDC and will deport them for handling a sea slug.

[bluesofa]

1 hour ago, Boomer6969 said:

Dunno why he singles out Immigration, the do a pretty good job. Look they've put two divers into IDC and will deport them for handling a sea slug.

Just how low can you go?
Three fathoms?

[brianthainess]

In other news he ordered all of them, to use the same rule book, to which there was a resounding reply by all present ''What rule book??''

[bodga]

Thai  police biggest  bucnh of scamming robbing useless lazy gits ever, the worst criminals of  all who do NOTHING to help with the real problems of  Thailand, just a mafia out to collect as much revenue as they can. Youre a total joke big pratt

[bodga]

EVERY  single  one corrupt to the core, should be taken outside and lined up against  the wall

[mark131v]

5 minutes ago, bodga said:

EVERY  single  one corrupt to the core, should be taken outside and lined up against  the wall

Agree, they really are a cancer, need to reboot the system...

[metisdead]

Some troll posts using trolling images have been removed as well as the replies. 

[overherebc]

On 9/16/2020 at 1:07 PM, Neeranam said:

There was no irony, my sentence was grammatically correct.

I did go to the same school as Lord Byron.

You're not that old, are you?

[Artisi]

On 9/15/2020 at 10:36 AM, Thaiwrath said:

And Prayut is Big <deleted> !

Monty Python and crew knows him, he goes by the name of Bigus Dikus.