April 30, 200718 yr WHITE WOMENFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMENFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have great sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have great sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have great sex. ITALIAN WOMENFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMENFirst Date: You get head.Second Date: You get more head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized......nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMENFirst date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMENFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMENFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. The point of the story is: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
April 30, 200718 yr THAI WOMEN, First date you have a few drinks and then go back for great sex. Second date you go out for dinner and then go back for great sex, Third date she moves in with you and you have great sex. Fourth date you have great sex and don't have to pay her bar fine.DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THAI WOMEN? CB
April 30, 200718 yr THAI WOMEN, First date you have a few drinks and then go back for great sex. Second date you go out for dinner and then go back for great sex, Third date she moves in with you and you have great sex. Fourth date you have great sex and don't have to pay her bar fine.DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THAI WOMEN? CB I think CB, we are talking about normal women and not BGs
April 30, 200718 yr THAI WOMEN, First date you have a few drinks and then go back for great sex. Second date you go out for dinner and then go back for great sex, Third date she moves in with you and you have great sex. Fourth date you have great sex and don't have to pay her bar fine.DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THAI WOMEN? CB I think CB, we are talking about normal women and not BGs Jesus; your teaching must be fun
April 30, 200718 yr Even better........dating homeless women, You can drop them off aywhere. cruel sounding but funny
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