Sawadee

Once a upon a time there where us tree, me Kan Win, The Colonel and The Ghost sitting by the river having a couple of cheers, when Sunderland (who got promoted last week (read suddenly ) this happened

Until Robski came along and said 'Piss off back to the pub, you may be an allround top bloke and photographer but this is Bedlam so shove your bedtime story up your arse' and then went back to playing ping pong.

Meanwhile Thad (me) who had attempted to just go out for a couple of quiet beers found himself hijacked into attending a ritual at a carry a joke bar.

When he eventually returned home he was relieved to find his wife sleeping peacefully..... in the morning however.......

When he eventually returned home he was relieved to find his wife sleeping peacefully..... in the morning however.......

The man sleeping next to Thad's wife cried out, "Oh no! she was prettier last night!!", whereupon...

Thaddy replied

" Yes I was, but I've put my mens clothes back on now, that girdle was killing me.....hush you'll wake the wife "

sadly the warning was too late.......................

To escape revenge, he raced out and caught the Phi Phi ferry - which caught on fire and sunk.... and according to foreign news reports an Aussie fireman saved all on board but local news swears the marine police came to the rescue - either way, the girdle wearer was last seen...........

The girdle wearer was last seen...........

in "Nakon Somewhere" and said...............

The girdle wearer was last seen...........

in "Nakon Somewhere" and said...............

"Sheesh... that was a LOOOOONG swim..... I'm still waiting for the 'authorities' to rescue me. Won't ANYBODY read khall's "Phuket Publicity/ Phi Phi ferry sinks" thread in the Phuket forum and work out the MISCREPANCIES in the foreign news vs. local "news" reports?

"NO" shouted the Harbour Master "you are shamelessly self promoting and trying to avoid paying the correct landing fees, I will now concoct two different versions of how you got here and inform the press....... unless you?" ............

Put in a reasonable offer to buy Manchester City...........OK said he .................I wasn't going to but.....................

"Where is this Mystical City" said Kan Win to this big boss The Colonel. The Colonel replied, “Why, you do not Know. It is near where Champions are born ".

With that we left to our right and carried our way to The New Stadium somewhere near Nakron London-ski to full fill our dreams, when guess what happened…………….

They couldn't find it.

They couldn't find it.

Unaided..... so they set off down the pink brick road to consult with the wizard of

They couldn't find it.

Unaided..... so they set off down the pink brick road to consult with the wizard of

...Id

They couldn't find it.

Unaided..... so they set off down the pink brick road to consult with the wizard of

...Id

Arm in arm, khall and the Wizard of Id skipped away.... surprise, surprise there was the dude with the big grin (and red nose!) waiting. Cheshire Kayo took a looong drag on his hookah pipe and said ".....

They couldn't find it.

Unaided..... so they set off down the pink brick road to consult with the wizard of

...Id

Arm in arm, khall and the Wizard of Id skipped away.... surprise, surprise there was the dude with the big grin (and red nose!) waiting. Cheshire Kayo took a looong drag on his hookah pipe and said ".....

Me kayo, you...

Bah, I know nice hotel, only sam loi for three hours ....... you sleepy?

At which point a disgruntled Tuktuk driver appears complaining that he forgot to overcharge them the night before and offers his apologies, promising that if they use his services tonight he will overcharge them twice.

Happy with that arrangement, the band of hero's set off to.........

Bah, I know nice hotel, only sam loi for three hours ....... you sleepy?

At which point a disgruntled Tuktuk driver appears complaining that he forgot to overcharge them the night before and offers his apologies, promising that if they use his services tonight he will overcharge them twice.

Happy with that arrangement, the band of hero's set off to.........

Panajachel, Guatemala - where the banditos remembered the 'red-nosed one' fondly - in an evil but weirdly kind way - but had no mercy for the creeps in the red tuk tuks. Next thing you know....

A yellow Tuk Tuk arrived

rushing through the street towards............................

Yours truly,

Kan Win

the red guatemalan tuk tuk, who was ready and waiting...

when suddenly...

kayo!

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Last Post number 9,999

in case you're wondering where 9998 went... that's for me to know...

Cut.

Fade to Rocky Training Montage song.

thanxs for the trip .............................

thanxs for the trip .............................

..and the memories and the laughs...

He sent me a message to say farewell. Surely not ??

He sent me a message to say farewell. Surely not ??

And down the wabbit hole Kayo went, never to be seen or heard from again. The Bedlam crowd stood at the edge of the hole with mouths agape and eyes buldged out. Then someone spoke up . . .

That's one big hole !!!!

Well done K.O. for you have now reached that lucky number 9,999.

Thanking you for posting this in The Never Ending Story. One did not imagine it would be in here but in the TLW © Fred.

So be it, your Never Ending Story.

God speed you along that udder path witch not too many have tread. The ten thousand step path.

Happy days and keep safe dear lad.

Yours truly

Kan Win

Well done K.O. for you have now reached that lucky number 9,999.

Thanking you for posting this in The Never Ending Story. One did not imagine it would be in here but in the TLW © Fred.

So be it, your Never Ending Story.

God speed you along that udder path witch not too many have tread. The ten thousand step path.

Happy days and keep safe dear lad.

Yours truly

Kan Win

It was a touching eulogy given by the Colonel in farewell of our beloved Kayo. There wasn't a dry eye in the crowd circling the wabbit hole. Yet life must go on, however sadly it will be with the loss of our dear Kayo. With the Colonel's Last Word it began to Rain, colorful smilies were tossed in the wabbit hole by each, and the crowd dispersed to other forums. What next, sighed Tippaporn . . .

Let's not get too emotional!

Let's not get too emotional!

. . . . suegha interjected in a vain attempt to comfort a visibly shaken Tippaporn. "He'll be back. I'm certain of it. After all, we are his family."

Just then the Colonel approached, mumbling something about getting back on topic . . .