Dear Chownah

This morning I decided to send out messages to people I like and respect and and added them to my friends list. My concern though is what if they don't want to be my friend, they may block my posts, or start a poll like "is Crow Boy really weird?" That would be humiliating and cause me to lose what limited self esteem I have. I don't think I could cope with being on this Forum and have nil friends listed.

What is your advice? Should I be concerned, not give a flying <deleted>", purchase an assault rifle on eBay and go hunt those uncaring bas***ds, or be like you and live in a dazed existance of self denial?

CB

Dear Chownah

This morning I decided to send out messages to people I like and respect and and added them to my friends list. My concern though is what if they don't want to be my friend, they may block my posts, or start a poll like "is Crow Boy really weird?" That would be humiliating and cause me to lose what limited self esteem I have. I don't think I could cope with being on this Forum and have nil friends listed.

What is your advice? Should I be concerned, not give a flying <deleted>", purchase an assault rifle on eBay and go hunt those uncaring bas***ds, or be like you and live in a dazed existance of self denial?

CB

Of course being like me would be the best option if it really was an option but I don't think you have the right stuff for that...so....for someone like you the best thing is to develop imaginary friends. You could even make TV identities for your imaginary friends and you could post back and forth to each other...and then maybe other posters would post to your imaginary friends too!!! There is just one danger here.....you need to not get too jealous if your imaginary friends turn out to be more popular than you.

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Dear Chownah

This morning I decided to send out messages to people I like and respect and and added them to my friends list. My concern though is what if they don't want to be my friend, they may block my posts, or start a poll like "is Crow Boy really weird?" That would be humiliating and cause me to lose what limited self esteem I have. I don't think I could cope with being on this Forum and have nil friends listed.

What is your advice? Should I be concerned, not give a flying <deleted>", purchase an assault rifle on eBay and go hunt those uncaring bas***ds, or be like you and live in a dazed existance of self denial?

CB

Of course being like me would be the best option if it really was an option but I don't think you have the right stuff for that...so....for someone like you the best thing is to develop imaginary friends. You could even make TV identities for your imaginary friends and you could post back and forth to each other...and then maybe other posters would post to your imaginary friends too!!! There is just one danger here.....you need to not get too jealous if your imaginary friends turn out to be more popular than you.

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But you do need to get worried when your imaginary friends start flaming you.

Dear Chownah

This morning I decided to send out messages to people I like and respect and and added them to my friends list. My concern though is what if they don't want to be my friend, they may block my posts, or start a poll like "is Crow Boy really weird?" That would be humiliating and cause me to lose what limited self esteem I have. I don't think I could cope with being on this Forum and have nil friends listed.

What is your advice? Should I be concerned, not give a flying <deleted>", purchase an assault rifle on eBay and go hunt those uncaring bas***ds, or be like you and live in a dazed existance of self denial?

CB

Of course being like me would be the best option if it really was an option but I don't think you have the right stuff for that...so....for someone like you the best thing is to develop imaginary friends. You could even make TV identities for your imaginary friends and you could post back and forth to each other...and then maybe other posters would post to your imaginary friends too!!! There is just one danger here.....you need to not get too jealous if your imaginary friends turn out to be more popular than you.

So do you think I should delete my imaginary friend PhilHarries and Suega because they are definitely more popular than me? This could empty out Bedlam if he lucks onto my other alter egos. The only one who is definitely not me is Kayo - no one could have him as an alter ego - not that they would want it but still. Have to go the voiceds are in my head again.

CB

Dear Chownah

Could you be, could you be, could you be loved? And be loved?

You screwed it up....I advise to go back....get it right....and repost.

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It's from the Bottomless Constipation remix... but you want the original. My, my, aren't we picky. Fair enough.

'Could you be, could you be, could you be loved? Could you be, could you be loved?'

Dear Chownah

Could you be, could you be, could you be loved? And be loved?

You screwed it up....I advise to go back....get it right....and repost.

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It's from the Bottomless Constipation remix... but you want the original. My, my, aren't we picky. Fair enough.

'Could you be, could you be, could you be loved? Could you be, could you be loved?'

the answer to that is a resouding NO!

CB

Dear Chownah

Could you be, could you be, could you be loved? And be loved?

You screwed it up....I advise to go back....get it right....and repost.

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It's from the Bottomless Constipation remix... but you want the original. My, my, aren't we picky. Fair enough.

'Could you be, could you be, could you be loved? Could you be, could you be loved?'

the answer to that is a resouding NO!

CB

Yes, I'm loved by few and lusted after by many.....somehow I survive.....

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I dont know whether it is a mental strain or just my head is to near my ass, but everytime I come into Bedlam there is a distinct smell of <deleted>? Is it me, I bathe regular or is it the people in the room that give off a pugnant foul smell? Is it possible that all the <deleted> spoke in here is going down my broadband connection and filling my room with this terrible odour?

I do not want to die in this retched excretion. Help me.

Yes, I'm loved by few and lusted after by many.....somehow I survive.....

If I were a carpenter.....

and you were a lady.......

Would I hammer you anyhow......

Would you have my baby ? (or two, or three)

If a street-vendor were my trade

would you still find me,

Carrying the junk I made,

Following behind me ? (to pick up the stuff I dropped)

If I were a (moto) taxi driver,

at a taxi stand sleeping,

would you miss your farang teerak,

and your soft gold shining ?

"and your soft gold shining ?"

You assume Thai ladies are after gold everytime. My Wife likes melons, shiny juicy melons. Do you like melons, can you get gold melons. Any melon advice is welcomed, also that odour will just not go away....pooo aaaaa

"and your soft gold shining ?"

You assume Thai ladies are after gold everytime. My Wife likes melons, shiny juicy melons. Do you like melons, can you get gold melons. Any melon advice is welcomed, also that odour will just not go away....pooo aaaaa

I dont know whether it is a mental strain or just my head is to near my ass, but everytime I come into Bedlam there is a distinct smell of <deleted>? Is it me, I bathe regular or is it the people in the room that give off a pugnant foul smell? Is it possible that all the <deleted> spoke in here is going down my broadband connection and filling my room with this terrible odour?

I do not want to die in this retched excretion. Help me.

Coldrush, you are sitting too close to yourself!

I dont know whether it is a mental strain or just my head is to near my ass, but everytime I come into Bedlam there is a distinct smell of <deleted>? Is it me, I bathe regular or is it the people in the room that give off a pugnant foul smell? Is it possible that all the <deleted> spoke in here is going down my broadband connection and filling my room with this terrible odour?

I do not want to die in this retched excretion. Help me.

Coldrush, you are sitting too close to yourself!

I already metioned that, however one smells nice and fresh....maybe its the melons rotting in here....

someone boot out the melons....wait maybe they are made of gold?

I dont know whether it is a mental strain or just my head is to near my ass, but everytime I come into Bedlam there is a distinct smell of <deleted>? Is it me, I bathe regular or is it the people in the room that give off a pugnant foul smell? Is it possible that all the <deleted> spoke in here is going down my broadband connection and filling my room with this terrible odour?

I do not want to die in this retched excretion. Help me.

I think your first guess is correct....the stink is coming from you.....my advise is to consider that bathing once per month is "regular" bathing but it really is more important to bathe often than it is to bathe "regular".

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