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9 minutes ago, bangsaenguy said:

Just had a look at Google maps. Helluva trip to reach Bangkok by sea from Myanmar. Around Singapore?

Perhaps Royal Thai Armed Forces spokesperson, Lt Gen Chaowalit Sangkarit learnt geography at the same school as those four illegal Chinese caught entering Thailand from Burma, claiming they were trying to make their way home to China.

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1 hour ago, Grusa said:

The army says "it was the navy"

The navy says "it was the police"

The police say "it was the forest rangers"'

The rangers say "it was the air force"

The air force says "it was the monks"

The monks say "it was kharma"

Bhuddah says "follow the money.....!!"

It's christmas. They're playing a variation of 'pass the parcel'. It's known here as 'pass the blame'.

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On countless occasions, Thailand has been named as a major player in human trafficking, illegal fishing and slavery, by credible international organizations. Of course you never hear about any of that here. At least openly.

 

Few things happen here at a major level, without the top guys in control knowing about it, and getting a piece of it. 

 

These are mere "puff pieces" meant to deceive the most naive amongst the population.

 

I don't buy it. Do any of you? 

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3 hours ago, possum1931 said:
6 hours ago, Xonax said:

Where are those expensive submarines when you need them?

They have abandoned the submarines for moon rockets.

They stood the submarine vertical, having watched Elon Musk's tin can Mars rocket launch.

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They've tunnelled their way in .. any blind fool can see that .. all the authorities have gotta do is go looking for little mounds of dirt emptied from the bags hidden within their strides Great Escape style .. they'll look a bit like molehills I should imagine .. 

 

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12 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Could they have tunnelled their way in? I have a sneaking suspicion they rode in in the back of a Thai pickup!

Waved thru' by the welcoming committee busy waving B1000 notes as gesture of good will. 

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8 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Perhaps Royal Thai Armed Forces spokesperson, Lt Gen Chaowalit Sangkarit learnt geography at the same school as those four illegal Chinese caught entering Thailand from Burma, claiming they were trying to make their way home to China.

Well Thailand is an enclave of China so they were on the right track... 

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4 hours ago, Grusa said:

The army says "it was the navy"

The navy says "it was the police"

The police say "it was the forest rangers"'

The rangers say "it was the air force"

The air force says "it was the monks"

The monks say "it was kharma"

Bhuddah says "follow the money.....!!"

As usual, Buddha was pointing out the obvious 

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9 hours ago, bangsaenguy said:

Just had a look at Google maps. Helluva trip to reach Bangkok by sea from Myanmar. Around Singapore?

 

May be a long way.  But I wonder if the fact that they were found in a seafood market could be a clue...

 

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Thai Navy:  Yes, we acknowledge that 40% came in from the sea. We need more submarines to control the coasts. However, we have intelligence reports that over 65% came in over land.

 

Thai Air Force: We have reports that some flew in by small planes and hang gliders. We need a dozen stealth fighters to be able to sneak up on them to catch them.

 

Thai Navy: We would like to help the Air Force so include money for an aircraft carrier.

 

Thai Army: Now wait a minute, this blame game didn't go as planned. We need more tanks, ballistic missiles and expensive watches.

 

PM : It's obvious that I need to go on a shopping trip up north to buy much more equipment so that we can secure our borders from the foreign plague that is trying to  denigrate the purity of Thailand.

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