I need someone help to translate one messenger conversation between two isaan girls. Not long conversation under 50 lines. If can find someone who really know isaan bar girls language tricks and are interesting help me. Please PM to me only if you are sure you know their speaking language.

 

I will send for thanks 1000 thb to Thai Bank. Even I am new member offer is still legit and I can guaranteed it to sending first money to someone else from forum with more posts if it is needed.

Why don't you just post the conversation and someone will probably translate it free.

You are entering a world of mental anguish and stress if you have been pushed to the point of needing to translate messages...............thai.girls can suck you in and spit you out .....walk away with some degree of sanity left while you still can.

 

If you do have masochistic tendencies try google translate and then spend the 1000 baht on a massage some beers and some vallium!

 

Good luck!

17 minutes ago, burgermak said:

I need someone help to translate one messenger conversation between two isaan girls. Not long conversation under 50 lines. If can find someone who really know isaan bar girls language tricks and are interesting help me. Please PM to me only if you are sure you know their speaking language.

 

I will send for thanks 1000 thb to Thai Bank. Even I am new member offer is still legit and I can guaranteed it to sending first money to someone else from forum with more posts if it is needed.

If you are that paranoid, time to move on, if you cannot trust those around you,  give up, get out, before you end up having a breakdown.

Google translate....job done???

6 minutes ago, wasabi said:

Why don't you just post the conversation and someone will probably translate it free.

 

Because various reasons I dont want conversation be public and readable for everyone. It doesn't include anyone names or really private things but i need explain some context.

4 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

Google translate....job done???

Can everyone please stop to writing messages what does not help anyone. I asked question for reason at google translate does not talk isaan girl speaking language if you don't have yet recognize it. 

 

So 1000 thb offer is still available for that person who thinking can done this small job.

5 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

Google translate....job done???

yes he should screen shot the conversation and select camera and then gallery. translate can id Thai font with a high degree of accuracy, it is the actual translation that is lacking. but might give him a idea of what is being said.  

6 minutes ago, burgermak said:

Can everyone please stop to writing messages what does not help anyone. I asked question for reason at google translate does not talk isaan girl speaking language if you don't have yet recognize it. 

 

So 1000 thb offer is still available for that person who thinking can done this small job.

Well which language do you need it in? English obviously isn't your first language.

 

Yes - of course I'll send you my bank details. Oh, wait I'm not a buffalo

I asked my GF.

She is from Isaan, she would be happy to translate for a little charge.

3 minutes ago, burgermak said:

 

Because various reasons I dont want conversation be public and readable for everyone. It doesn't include anyone names or really private things but i need explain some context.

Language of Isan bar girl is like deciphering the code of super secret agents of the spy world like the Kingsmen or of Spectre.  You need an insider who understands the nuances (or more likely the low level of literacy). 

Go ask a barboy. For a few hundred baht, he can reveal all. Toss in a skin whitener product and you might get the truth. 

 

2 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

but might give him a idea of what is being said.  

Here is main reason why I try find someone who can help. I want find out more than idea of conversation.

Off topic and nonsense posts removed.

I have an Isaan brother in law working on my property... he is outside raking leaves now... if you are that desperate, you can pm me.. 

21 minutes ago, burgermak said:

Can everyone please stop to writing messages what does not help anyone. I asked question for reason at google translate does not talk isaan girl speaking language if you don't have yet recognize it. 

 

So 1000 thb offer is still available for that person who thinking can done this small job.

Wake up mate, you expect another Thai ( Issan ) person to translate something for you and you think it will be an honest translation dream on it will not happen.

to the op :    sorry for my  ramble above.   i hope a little attempt at humor goes down ok with you.

 

humor is definitely needed in many situations.   NOW,  remember that different people will translate

differently,   especially when it is gossip or such.    Maybe a few "translations"  would be in order.

I wonder if Rooster would be interested ?

Is it strictly legal to help the OP? Seems like he's obtained some information that he shouldn't have.

It is clear from the high number of posts required removing that this topic is just attracting off topic pointless remarks and is therefore CLOSED

 

If anyone has any genuine help to offer the OP please contact him by PM.