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[suiging]

LAKE MABPRACHAN TO BE USED FOR LOCAL SCHOOL SEX EDUCATION PROGRAMME

Local Education official got the idea when hearing a drunken lout refuse a glass of water. Mr Noillteachthemwhatilikeknok commented....................................

"The big fat farang said........I'm not drinking that fish f$%^ck in it ........"

"We Thai people never knew that " said the Education Department chief.

Edited June 1, 2007 by suiging

[sohn]

British football fan accuses Thai tattoo artist of miss spelling after drinking session on soi 7

He got Weeds United tattooed across his neck

and wingland for ever across his arm.

Police can’t see what the problem is.

[suiging]

Tattoo artist said " I thought he was just an untidy twitcher ".

[sohn]

Thai lady turns up on time

One day, we hope.

[PhilHarries]

Thai lady turns up on time

One day, we hope.

Thai ladies always turn up on time, just not necessarily in your time zone.

[sohn]

Bar owner in soi 6 arrested after CCTV camera in the bar

was found in reality to be a Webb cam

Police refused to let him go until he reveled the web address

www.librarysoi6.com

Edited June 1, 2007 by sohn

[sohn]

Baht bus driver gives change to Tourist.

Spokesman for local TAT office say s (are you sure).

Edited June 1, 2007 by sohn

[keebone]

Howard 'comes out' live on stage at Alcazar - shocked audience see him in black halter top by Dior

"I couldnt go on living a lie, for too long I was a woman trapped inside a mans body and now I just want to live the rest of my life doing all the girly things I've always wanted to do"

Full story inside

[sohn]

Soi dog causes Falang to have accident on motorcycle.

Soi dogs lawyer now suing Falang, For a sore paw and loss of wag in his tail.

Large pay out expected

[Luckydog]

Bangkok Pattaya Hospital being sued by seven foot Doctors.......

Infants from third school make delicious snacks!