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[pomchop]

The ultimate all purpose phrase that is the essence of Thailand:

 

UP TO YOU

[mancub]

On 7/5/2021 at 11:19 AM, Mutt Daeng said:

This thread wouldn't be complete without a few Colemanballs: (David Coleman)

 

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class

 

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record

 

He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.

 

Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

 

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. "- Brian Johnstone, Eng v Windies. Always brings a chuckle ! 

[OneMoreFarang]

10 hours ago, canthai55 said:

"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

Dirty Harry

I am happy that I watched those movies when they came out. I really enjoyed Dirty Harry.

I wonder how the young generation thinks about those movies if they (would) watch them.

[nikmar]

"Somes bastards, somes aint't. That's the score."

 

Kerouac

 

[faraday]

"That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record."

 

Colemanballs. 

 

 

 

 

[faraday]

"The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time."

 

Colemanballs. 

 

 

[sanuk711]

 

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." –- Spike Milligan

[sanuk711]

No Matter

How Good of a

person you are---

    You're

The  A**Hole in

someones story

[Lacessit]

"The expense is abominable, the position ridiculous, and the pleasure fleeting" ( Oscar Wilde on sex )

 

"Disraeli, you will either die on the gallows or from an unspeakable disease".

"That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress".

 

 

[HAPPYNUFF]

Well I do get confused  over which of these to believe..

He who hesitates is lost.....versus..... Look before you leap.

 

But the one I like best......... If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me??

[johng]

On 7/5/2021 at 12:28 AM, RichardColeman said:

smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast - Ace Rimmer

 

[canthai55]

Say Hello to my Little Friend - is correct

[ravip]

“Instead of ‘single’ as a marital status, they should have ‘independently owned and operated.'”

[KeeTua]

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

Robin Williams

[OneMoreFarang]

7 minutes ago, KeeTua said:

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

Robin Williams

I am not sure if life would be better is they would work together at the same time.

[dddave]

"Bigamy is one wife too many-

Monogamy is the same."  Oscar Wilde

[Surelynot]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman".........she still doesn't believe me.

[OneMoreFarang]

17 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman".........she still doesn't believe me.

Is having sex for 30 or 60 minutes a relationship? 

[Surelynot]

Just now, OneMoreFarang said:

Is having sex for 30 or 60 minutes a relationship? 

555.....if I can pluck up the courage I'll put that to her!!!

[OneMoreFarang]

1 minute ago, Surelynot said:

2 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Is having sex for 30 or 60 minutes a relationship? 

555.....if I can pluck up the courage I'll put that to her!!!

Her?

I guess it's best to ask the girl after 30 minutes. She will probably agree that you don't have an relationship with her. That should be answer enough.

 

And just in case the wife asked later then you can say with a good conscience: I asked her, we agreed we don't have a relationship. ???? 

[Surelynot]

31 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Her?

I guess it's best to ask the girl after 30 minutes. She will probably agree that you don't have an relationship with her. That should be answer enough.

 

And just in case the wife asked later then you can say with a good conscience: I asked her, we agreed we don't have a relationship. ???? 

Man with a plan.....like it.

[canthai55]

There are two kinds of people in the world: Submissive and rebellious. The problem of the world is that majority is in the first category!

Mehmet Murat ildan

[canthai55]

You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Clint Eastwood

[OneMoreFarang]

11 minutes ago, canthai55 said:

You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Clint Eastwood

 

[Thujone]

“Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.”

 

Jack Nicholson

[userabcd]

Robin Williams

 

"Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures."

[RJRS1301]

On 7/7/2021 at 12:48 AM, pomchop said:

The ultimate all purpose phrase that is the essence of Thailand:

 

UP TO YOU

You tink too much

[pomchop]

1 hour ago, RJRS1301 said:

You tink too much

why u eat too mutt food?

[canthai55]

“I Am Gonna' Ask You Questions, And Every Time You Don't Give Me Answers, I’m Gonna' Cut Something Off. And I Promise You, They WILL Be Things You Will Miss!”

 

Kill Bill

 

[canthai55]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

 

Vic Vega