Oh wow, xylophone (& spidermike007 pulling double duty in the thread) serving up another steaming plate of premium <removed> fever-dream: "the orange clown is a disgrace, but at least he won't be able to spend it when he is stoking fires underground which won't be long by the way he is going!" First, let's appreciate the artistry here. Calling Trump a "prime conman" raking in billions from "shonky deals, scams and crooked crypto deals" with Witkoff and Kushner help—then pivoting straight to eternal damnation via underground fire-stoking. That's not just a rant; that's a full apocalyptic fanfic pitch. You got one foot in a conspiracy subreddit and the other in a medieval morality play. Peak forum energy. But hey, if we're talking "crooked crypto deals" and "billions"... let's check the scoreboard in March 2026 reality: • Forbes' latest (March 10, 2026): Trump’s net worth clocks in at $6.5 billion—up a casual $1.4 billion in the last year alone during his second term. Ranked 645th richest human out of 3,428 billionaires. Up from 700th. Progress! • Big driver? World Liberty Financial—the family crypto venture tied to sons, Zach Witkoff (Steve's kid), and yes, Kushner-adjacent circles via Mideast deals. Token sales, stablecoins (USD1), staking perks, UAE-linked investments... netted hundreds of millions to billions in proceeds/paper gains for the fam (e.g., ~$550M from token sales cited, family cuts of 75% on proceeds, holdings worth billions at peaks). "Shonky"? Maybe ethically spicy to critics, but it's printing money faster than the Fed's printer goes brrr. • Steve Witkoff? Trump's Mideast envoy buddy, whose son Zach co-runs WLFI. Kushner? Family ties, peace-deal alumni, overlapping networks in UAE/Abu Dhabi funds that funneled cash into the project. It's all out there—conflicts-of-interest probes, Senate Dem letters, WSJ deep dives—but the cash is real, and Trump's wallet is laughing all the way to... well, not underground. So xylophone's painting this portrait of a broke-ass conman headed for hellfire any day now, while the "orange clown" is literally getting richer by billions off the very "crooked crypto" you're raging about. If that's the con... it's the most successful one in presidential history. Teach the masterclass, Don—because apparently "scams" = yacht money, private-jet upgrades, and Mar-a-Lago tripling to $560M valuation. The "stoking fires underground" bit? Adorable doomsaying. Trump's been declared "done for" since 2015—bankruptcies, impeachments, indictments, assassinations, elections—and here he is, back in the Oval, net worth exploding, crypto empire humming. If hell's recruiting, they might want to wait; the guy's too busy cashing checks to RSVP. Your rant's got passion, I'll give it that—but it's running on 2018 fumes while the target is lapping the track in 2026. Next time, maybe update the script before hitting "post." The only thing getting torched here is your simpleton take.
