December 19, 20214 yr https://www.theonion.com/things-no-one-tells-you-happen-when-you-fly-first-class-1848223766
December 19, 20214 yr The Onion used to be funny. What went wrong? It's about as funny as an industrial accident.
December 19, 20214 yr The Onion and SNL became irrelevant after Trump came in Power. He had a better and authentic humor. Even SNL with all their might was only copying everyweek what Trump had perfected. Failed miserably.
December 20, 20214 yr I got upgraded from Business to First once on Emirates Airbus. The hot little Scottish Stewie came around asking if I wanted a shower and if so, at what time. Having consumed a few of the complimentary beverages and my confidence levels soaring, I asked her if the shower was big enough to accommodate two. She leaned into me, winked, and said "actually, they're big enough for three". That's what I call a serious Checkmate.
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