2long Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 I had Covid from Jan 12 and I was released from hospital about 10 days later. Since my infection I haven't had the urge to 'do what guys do when alone and with wi-fi????' or 'get cosy with the wife', plus today is my second attempt to drink beer and it tastes bad. Could this be the end of two things I held so dear to my heart until recently? If this is permanent, do you guys have any suggestions on how to 'end it all' without making too much mess? ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Sounds like you just need to get back into the swing of both of them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said: Sounds like you just need to get back into the swing of both of them I actually caught it on a liveaboard... and tried to dive on my second day of symptoms, but bailed early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chieftan Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 someone mentioned that most, if not all beer tastes bad in thailand. Try some german beer, less sweet. As for your "wi-fi" try resetting your router and eat a blue pfizer pill, then ask your missus for a few grand, some condoms and go find a private party and rock on dude. All be good. I had covid (according to the home test kit) and I'm still blowing my nose some weeks later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, chieftan said: someone mentioned that most, if not all beer tastes bad in thailand. Try some german beer, less sweet. As for your "wi-fi" try resetting your router and eat a blue pfizer pill, then ask your missus for a few grand, some condoms and go find a private party and rock on dude. All be good. I had covid (according to the home test kit) and I'm still blowing my nose some weeks later. 22 years drinking Thai Heineken. 20 years with wifey.... hang on, maybe THAT's the problem! ???????????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chieftan Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 11 minutes ago, 2long said: 22 years drinking Thai Heineken. 20 years with wifey.... hang on, maybe THAT's the problem! ???????????? Or maybe need to u your game to the next level, alter your MO to suit the situation. May I ask; does your wife have a hot sister or friend....hmmm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pravda Posted January 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 31, 2022 I have the same problem. Lets swipe wives and see if it helps ???? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Liverpool Lou Posted January 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 31, 2022 Just now, Pravda said: I have the same problem. Lets swipe wives and see if it helps ???? Swipe? You want to assault his wife? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chieftan Posted January 31, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said: Swipe? You want to assault his wife? Maybe an assault with his "friendly weapon", but more likely he's advocating a swap-meet. Edited January 31, 2022 by chieftan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pravda Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said: Swipe? You want to assault his wife? Sometimes when foruming, you have to riddle it to avoid the mod hammer. I'm also a cook in this relationship ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polar Bear Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 "Since my infection I haven't had the urge to 'do what guys do when alone and with wi-fi' or 'get cosy with the wife'," You can't or you just don't feel like it? There have been lots of reports of ED as a possible complication of COVID. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, Polar Bear said: "Since my infection I haven't had the urge to 'do what guys do when alone and with wi-fi' or 'get cosy with the wife'," You can't or you just don't feel like it? There have been lots of reports of ED as a possible complication of COVID. No ED. Just can't be bothered. Normally when 'home alone' there's always that temptation. I'll give it a couple of weeks, and see. Maybe returning to regular beers will help my distraction! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungod Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) Temporary, I'm back to banging like a sh!t house door in the wind. Edited January 31, 2022 by sungod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Mickmanus Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, sungod said: Temporary, I'm back to banging like a sh!t house door in the wind. Pardon, does that mean you are having sex a lot ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextrat1966 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 55 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said: Pardon, does that mean you are having sex a lot ? Yes, with his hand. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheryl Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Loss of libido and erectile dysfunction are indeed known problems for some people post COVID https://www.uhhospitals.org/Healthy-at-UH/articles/2021/01/how-having-covid-19-may-affect-mens-sexual-health 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 My main concern is the taste of beer, though! ???????????????????????????????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer2021 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 It will pass but if not think of the money you will save! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, 2long said: I actually caught it on a liveaboard... and tried to dive on my second day of symptoms, but bailed early. Diving with breathing issues can't be fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer2021 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Mac Mickmanus said: Pardon, does that mean you are having sex a lot ? yes. Banging is common slang in Britain for sexual intercourse. 'Like a shĺt house door in the wind' is a simile referencing old fashioned outdoor toilets in peoples back yards which when left open on stormy nights would bang in the wind. The visual allegory is the rapid and repetitive movement of the door similar to strenuous and repetitive movements of the male body during sexual intercourse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer2021 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 17 minutes ago, alextrat1966 said: Yes, with his hand. No. It refers to strenuous sexual intercourse not masturbation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungod Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 27 minutes ago, alextrat1966 said: Yes, with his hand. Why anyone who lives here would need to resort to that.......each to their own I guess. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextrat1966 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) Just now, sungod said: Why anyone who lives here would need to resort to that.......each to their own I guess. ???? Lack of funds I guess… If you need to boast about how much you get, in ThaiVisa, then chances are you’re not getting any ???? Edited January 31, 2022 by alextrat1966 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungod Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, alextrat1966 said: Lack of funds I guess… If you need to boast about how much you get, in ThaiVisa, then chances are you’re not getting any ???? Called humor mate, obviously lost on you. ???? Edited January 31, 2022 by sungod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextrat1966 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 minute ago, sungod said: Called humor mate, obviously lost on you. ???? Humour or not my point still stands 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungod Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, alextrat1966 said: Humour or not my point still stands OK, you win Where's the boring button? Edited January 31, 2022 by sungod 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextrat1966 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Just now, sungod said: Where's the boring button? Yeah, and what makes you so exciting then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungod Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, alextrat1966 said: Yeah, and what makes you so exciting then? I can see you are the sensitive type, I'll leave you alone now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextrat1966 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Just now, sungod said: I can see you are the sensitive type, I'll leave you alone now. If I am being overly sensitive, chances are you are being overly annoying. ????????♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Mickmanus Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 1 hour ago, The Hammer2021 said: yes. Banging is common slang in Britain for sexual intercourse. 'Like a shĺt house door in the wind' is a simile referencing old fashioned outdoor toilets in peoples back yards which when left open on stormy nights would bang in the wind. The visual allegory is the rapid and repetitive movement of the door similar to strenuous and repetitive movements of the male body during sexual intercourse. Is it usually said in a gruff thick voice, with none of the words pronounced properly with either the first bit of the word or the last bit of the word not said ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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