Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 (edited) People who watch the Late Night with Stephen Colbert show will know about the famous Colbert Questionert. On his show celebrities are invited to reveal their true selves by answering the same questions. In my opinion it's pretty effective. Not so many celebrities on this forum but are you willing to be fully known to your peers here? If so answer the questions here on this topic. Of course include each question with each answer. Don't bother being dishonest. We'll know _____ The Colbert Questionert ______ Best sandwich? What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? What is the scariest animal? Apples or oranges? Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? What do you think happens when we die? Favorite action movie? Airplane: window or aisle? Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Exercise: worth it? Flat or sparkling? Most used app on your phone? You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? What number am I thinking of? Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Edited May 6, 2022 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 A sample from the show. Colbert wants everyone to play so don't worry these questions are not protected IP. https://thecolbertquestionert.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 For American people only not the English reserve. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 Just now, Kwasaki said: For American people only not the English reserve. Incorrect! Colbert has many non American guests that take the survey. Nice try. No cigar. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 To add, I will do it but ONLY after TEN other members post theirs first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 Y'all are shy? Who will dare to break the ice? Copy and paste the questions and add your answers. Feel welcome to expand on your answers. For example for the autograph question, who did you ask, etc.? _____ Best sandwich? What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? What is the scariest animal? Apples or oranges? Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? What do you think happens when we die? Favorite action movie? Airplane: window or aisle? Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Exercise: worth it? Flat or sparkling? Most used app on your phone? You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? What number am I thinking of? Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 I'll give it a quick go, without too much thought. Blue cheese with peanut butter. Some old PC's. Hippo. Apples. Yes, heaps. Go to heaven, sort of. The great escape with Steve McQueen. Window, but so does the kid and he always wins, so aisle. The airport smell. Coffee and avgas. Bo. Yes. Flat. Email. Jump by Van Halen. 53. Retirement then death, hopefully in that order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starky Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Famously stolen from the questions asked by James Lipton over many years on Inside the Actors Studio. Just another rehack of a classic http://www.wowzone.com/pivot.htm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 1 minute ago, sipi said: I'll give it a quick go, without too much thought. ... Thank you very much Sipi for breaking the ice. But others, kindly Copy and paste the questions and add your answers. Best sandwich? What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? What is the scariest animal? Apples or oranges? Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? What do you think happens when we die? Favorite action movie? Airplane: window or aisle? Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Exercise: worth it? Flat or sparkling? Most used app on your phone? You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? What number am I thinking of? Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, starky said: Famously stolen from the questions asked by James Lipton over many years on Inside the Actors Studio. Just another rehack of a classic http://www.wowzone.com/pivot.htm Those are good questions too but different.. This topic is about the Colbert set of questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jingthing said: Thank you very much Sipi for breaking the ice. But others, kindly Copy and paste the questions and add your answers. Best sandwich? What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? What is the scariest animal? Apples or oranges? Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? What do you think happens when we die? Favorite action movie? Airplane: window or aisle? Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Exercise: worth it? Flat or sparkling? Most used app on your phone? You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? What number am I thinking of? Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? I'm in my phone. Easier said than done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Best sandwich? CLUB What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? ....Shirts What is the scariest animal?......Wolf Apples or oranges?.....Oranges Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?...... No What do you think happens when we die?...Nothing ! Favorite action movie?......Rocky Airplane: window or aisle? .....window Favorite smell?,......Fresh Baked Bread Least favorite smell?....Sewer Exercise: worth it?......Absolutely ! Flat or sparkling?....Sparkling Most used app on your phone?.....Bank You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?.......Cavatina......instrumental never tired of hearing it. What number am I thinking of?....4 Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?.....just a matter of time . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Jingthing said: Incorrect! Colbert has many non American guests that take the survey. Nice try. No cigar. I am a maverick that is all he needs to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker88 Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Best sandwich? Tomato and mozzarella, with a little pesto What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Pics of old flames What is the scariest animal? Russell's Viper Apples or oranges? Tough one, Maybe apples Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Not since I was young and playing in an All Star Game at Boston Garden...Got Sam Jones, Johnny Havlicek, KC Jones, Tom Sanders, but Bill Russell said, "I'll just shake your hand, son. Don't sign autographs". Pee'd in the Laker's lockeroom, in the middle of 3 urinals, with Jerry West peeing on one side of me and Elgin Baylor on the other side. What do you think happens when we die? 100% cease to exist. Consciousness is finished as the electrochemical reactions that was 'me' halt. Favorite action movie? The Man Who Would Be King Airplane: window or aisle? Aisle Favorite smell? Fresh rosemary or freshly ground Sumatra coffee, or (I can't say, but she knows) Least favorite smell? Tobacco breath, or cigar yesterday plus morning coffee on top of it Exercise: worth it? 100%, have 10% body fat Flat or sparkling? Sparkling Most used app on your phone? Line You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Too difficult. Maybe Brahm's 1st, maybe a classical guitar piece like Sevilla played by Julian Bream What number am I thinking of? 7 Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Enjoy it while I can 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Kwasaki said: I am a maverick that is all he needs to know. Participation is optional. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Best sandwich? Roast chicken What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Old clothing What is the scariest animal? Humans Apples or oranges? Oranges Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? No What do you think happens when we die? Game over Favorite action movie? The first Indiana Jones Airplane: window or aisle? Aisle Favorite smell? Fresh cut grass Least favorite smell? Dead animals Exercise: worth it? Yes Flat or sparkling? Sparkling Most used app on your phone? Signal You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Arriving somewhere, but not here by Porcupine Tree What number am I thinking of? Three Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Have some fun, then die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparktrader Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Jingthing said: Best sandwich? What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? What is the scariest animal? Apples or oranges? Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? What do you think happens when we die? Favorite action movie? Airplane: window or aisle? Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Exercise: worth it? Flat or sparkling? Most used app on your phone? You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? What number am I thinking of? Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Steak Nfi Snakes Apples Yes Reborn Heat Aisle Steak Poo Little Beer Google Silence 5 Sex and food 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparktrader Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 1 hour ago, starky said: Famously stolen from the questions asked by James Lipton over many years on Inside the Actors Studio. Just another rehack of a classic http://www.wowzone.com/pivot.htm Tv hosts all copy others 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparktrader Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Guess i like steak, beer and apples! Pretty much. I also like almonds. Used to love music. Dont bother anymore. Prefer silence. (Steak, apples and almonds pretty much have all the nutrients u need) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hummin Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 (edited) Best sandwich? Home made bread with real butter, brown goat cheese and fresh homemade strawberry jam. What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? I'm good at trowing out things I do not use, or toxic ladies I can not live with. What is the scariest animal? No animals I'm scared of comes to mind, but a cobra I almost stepped on, scared the deleted out of me. Apples or oranges? Yes Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? As very young kid yes, as grown up no! Got the whole Norwegian national ski jumping team signing my helmet 10 years old. What do you think happens when we die? From dust to dust Favorite action movie? Jason Bourne trilogy's Airplane: window or aisle? Window Favorite smell? My gf's Home cooking Least favorite smell? Bad smell Exercise: worth it? 4-6 days a week Flat or sparkling? Sparkling Most used app on your phone? Messenger You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Not possible Need contrasts and music for my changing mood What number am I thinking of? 42 Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Impossible in 5 words only, but I will try. Light Boring with great contrasts! Edited May 6, 2022 by Hummin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Jingthing said: Best sandwich? What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? What is the scariest animal? Apples or oranges? Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? What do you think happens when we die? Favorite action movie? Airplane: window or aisle? Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Exercise: worth it? Flat or sparkling? Most used app on your phone? You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? What number am I thinking of? Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Ham , cream cheese, salad cream and beetroot. Picture of my dad with the king during ww2, that was just only someone that looked my dad that he fooled everyone with Albino snakes Apples Yes, Gary Numan We become a part of the 'one' again Rollerball (original) Aisle Creosote Som Tam Yes - but hate doing it Sparkling None Are Friends Electric 69 Dude making wife keep me happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparktrader Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 42 minutes ago, RichardColeman said: Creosote Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 6, 2022 Author Share Posted May 6, 2022 Only three more and I'm obligated. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starky Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 (edited) 14 hours ago, Jingthing said: Y'all are shy? Who will dare to break the ice? Copy and paste the questions and add your answers. Feel welcome to expand on your answers. For example for the autograph question, who did you ask, etc.? _____ Best sandwich? What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? What is the scariest animal? Apples or oranges? Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? What do you think happens when we die? Favorite action movie? Airplane: window or aisle? Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Exercise: worth it? Flat or sparkling? Most used app on your phone? You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? What number am I thinking of? Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Bacon, lettuce, avocado and tomato on fresh baked white bread, cracked black, no butter. Failing that a well made banh mi Compromising photos None/Many. I am sure a lot could be scary if coming at you for real Oranges No You die. You werent aware of the billions of years before your existence so why would have any of the years after. First Blood. (Many close seconds) Aisle Fresh brewed coffee Cigarette smoke Obviously worth it Flat Whatsapp Redemption song Irrelevant but 3 obviously Learn something new every day Edited May 7, 2022 by starky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starky Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, CharlieH said: Best sandwich? CLUB What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? ....Shirts What is the scariest animal?......Wolf Apples or oranges?.....Oranges Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?...... No What do you think happens when we die?...Nothing ! Favorite action movie?......Rocky Airplane: window or aisle? .....window Favorite smell?,......Fresh Baked Bread Least favorite smell?....Sewer Exercise: worth it?......Absolutely ! Flat or sparkling?....Sparkling Most used app on your phone?.....Bank You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?.......Cavatina......instrumental never tired of hearing it. What number am I thinking of?....4 Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?.....just a matter of time . Is Rocky an action movie? Cos i love the film . I put first blood as mine and im not even sure that is an action film tbh. Lol Edited May 7, 2022 by starky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Best sandwich? Beetroot, dill pickles and swiss cheese on lightly toasted sourdough. What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Broken appliances that I will never have time to fix. What is the scariest animal? Monkeys Apples or oranges? Why not both Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Yep. What do you think happens when we die? You no longer wake in the mornings. Favorite action movie? Convoy. Airplane: window or aisle? Don’t care, I take drugs and sleep. Favorite smell? Ladies fanny farts Least favorite smell? Ladies anus farts Exercise: worth it? Only if it involves sex. Flat or sparkling? Flat or sparkling what Most used app on your phone? Candy Crush You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Cannibal Corpse – I Cum Blood. What number am I thinking of? 666 Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? What the <deleted> just happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 26 minutes ago, starky said: Is Rocky an action movie? Cos i love the film . I put first blood as mine and im not even sure that is an action film tbh. Lol I actually nearly put 1st blood but the Rocky series won ????... This from Mr Google.... This rags to riches story is considered by the American Film Institute to be the greatest sports film of all time, its legacy is massive. We here at the Ultimate Action Movie Club often talk, sometimes in not the most serious way about action movies which are considered ultimate but Rocky really is, objectively, an Ultimate Action Movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Daeng Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Best sandwich? Saveloy, peas pudding and stuffing in a stottie cake dipped in gravy What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Shorts with overstretched elastic waist What is the scariest animal? Giant centipede Apples or oranges? Apples Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? No What do you think happens when we die? Nothing Favorite action movie? Terminator 2:Judgement Day Airplane: window or aisle? Window Favorite smell? Bacon sizzling in the pan Least favorite smell? Pla Ra Exercise: worth it? Absolutely Flat or sparkling? Sparkling Most used app on your phone? Brave Browser You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Classical Gas (Mason Williams) What number am I thinking of? 7 Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? Life in the Slow Lane 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Daeng Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Jingthing said: Only three more and I'm obligated. Just sayin' Over to you @Jingthing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Daeng Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 (edited) @JingthingWhy the sad emoticon? Edited May 7, 2022 by Mutt Daeng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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