Do you mind if I ask a question?

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This is a forum,why do you ask?

I was just trying to be polite, is there something wrong with that?

........ never kill, unless in self-defense.

........ never kill, unless in self-defense.

Self defense? Or self defence. hmmmmmmm.............

Self-defense refers to actions taken by a person to prevent another person from causing harm to one's self

The Law and Evidential Sufficiency. Self-defence is available as a defence to crimes committed by use of force.

Bugga, wot is correct spelling.

Isn't a lemon a large yellow citrus fruit and a lime a small green one?

Does Greenshone think the point of this thread is to complete the sentence "They Say You Should Never . . . " as per the topic title?

Will Zpete ever manage his medication correctly?

JxP

Who's been whizzing through past treads, then? JEP your concise (if incomplete) summary suggests tabloid experience; did you used to take the snaps of the page 3 girls in The Sun? If so, why (like your summary) did you not include the good bits?

Don't you think it more likely that I have an obsession with citrus fruit and therefore unlikely to have any intimate knowledge of the more voluptuous fruit?

I must ask, regarding this thread and The Sun, where are the good bits?

JxP

Can we just stick with the topic?

Can we just stick with the topic?

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I am stuck,can you figure this out?

Isn't the topic in the title, why are you stuck?

JxP

Isn't the topic in the title, why are you stuck?

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Oh yes ,how can I thank you?

Who are you thanking? And why?

Who are you thanking? And why?

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JuniorExpat,for helping me,wasn't this obvious?

Can't have been that obvious, can it? And isn't it still your shout?

Can't have been that obvious, can it? And isn't it still your shout?

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Well it was obvious for me,sorry if it wasn't for you,how can i rectify this missaprehension?

and as non native english speaker,is it possible to explain me the meaning of "still your shout"?

No need to rectify the misapprehension, you realise I was joking, right?

Did you not you know that your shout means you should pay for a round of beers? (But they will have to be 'cyber' beers, unfortunately )

Did you not you know that your shout means you should pay for a round of beers? (But they will have to be 'cyber' beers, unfortunately )

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Thanks, ,again learn something withTV.

Only"cyber beers" ?

hope not, someday the opportunity will be there ,who knows?

I used to go out with a girl and if I was having a drink, she always used to say 'You are not going to drink too much, are you?' What I want to know is how much is too much? When you fall down?

I used to go out with a girl and if I was having a drink, she always used to say 'You are not going to drink too much, are you?' What I want to know is how much is too much? When you fall down?

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Usually the girls didn't ask me this question,Why?Did they knew the answer ?Did they gave up?

Did I miss the beer?

JxP.

Did I miss the beer?

JxP.

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Nice statement,Who's next?

I'm not sure, is it me?

I'm not sure, is it me?

can we say no?

Say no? Why?

Just say, "Until you are extra happy, and I will happily stop".

............... in hope

Just say, "Until you are extra happy, and I will happily stop".

............... in hope

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Still crazy after all these years Zpete?

Did Zpete have a question to ask?

No he did not so he is banned for life.

I have asked you all to stay on topic so this is the last warning!

I could be a Mod but why am I not?

If you are not a Mod, are you a rocker?

If you are not a Mod, are you a rocker?

Why would you want to know something like that?