They Say You Should Never

[luckyluke]

Do you mind if I ask a question?

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This is a forum,why do you ask?

[AlexLah]

I was just trying to be polite, is there something wrong with that?

[GreenShone]

........ never kill, unless in self-defense.

[Zpete]

........ never kill, unless in self-defense.

Self defense? Or self defence. hmmmmmmm.............

Self-defense refers to actions taken by a person to prevent another person from causing harm to one's self

The Law and Evidential Sufficiency. Self-defence is available as a defence to crimes committed by use of force.

Bugga, wot is correct spelling.

[JuniorExPat]

Isn't a lemon a large yellow citrus fruit and a lime a small green one?

Does Greenshone think the point of this thread is to complete the sentence "They Say You Should Never . . . " as per the topic title?

Will Zpete ever manage his medication correctly?

JxP

[Ping]

Who's been whizzing through past treads, then? JEP your concise (if incomplete) summary suggests tabloid experience; did you used to take the snaps of the page 3 girls in The Sun? If so, why (like your summary) did you not include the good bits?

[JuniorExPat]

Don't you think it more likely that I have an obsession with citrus fruit and therefore unlikely to have any intimate knowledge of the more voluptuous fruit?

I must ask, regarding this thread and The Sun, where are the good bits?

JxP

[AlexLah]

Can we just stick with the topic?

[luckyluke]

Can we just stick with the topic?

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I am stuck,can you figure this out?

[JuniorExPat]

Isn't the topic in the title, why are you stuck?

JxP

[luckyluke]

Isn't the topic in the title, why are you stuck?

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Oh yes ,how can I thank you?

[Ping]

Who are you thanking? And why?

[luckyluke]

Who are you thanking? And why?

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JuniorExpat,for helping me,wasn't this obvious?

[Ping]

Can't have been that obvious, can it? And isn't it still your shout?

[luckyluke]

Can't have been that obvious, can it? And isn't it still your shout?

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Well it was obvious for me,sorry if it wasn't for you,how can i rectify this missaprehension?

and as non native english speaker,is it possible to explain me the meaning of "still your shout"?

[Ping]

No need to rectify the misapprehension, you realise I was joking, right?

Did you not you know that your shout means you should pay for a round of beers? (But they will have to be 'cyber' beers, unfortunately )

[luckyluke]

Did you not you know that your shout means you should pay for a round of beers? (But they will have to be 'cyber' beers, unfortunately )

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Thanks, ,again learn something withTV.

Only"cyber beers" ?

hope not, someday the opportunity will be there ,who knows?

[Ping]

I used to go out with a girl and if I was having a drink, she always used to say 'You are not going to drink too much, are you?' What I want to know is how much is too much? When you fall down?

[luckyluke]

I used to go out with a girl and if I was having a drink, she always used to say 'You are not going to drink too much, are you?' What I want to know is how much is too much? When you fall down?

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Usually the girls didn't ask me this question,Why?Did they knew the answer ?Did they gave up?

[JuniorExPat]

Did I miss the beer?

JxP.

[luckyluke]

Did I miss the beer?

JxP.

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Nice statement,Who's next?

[Capantha]

I'm not sure, is it me?

[luckyluke]

I'm not sure, is it me?

can we say no?

[Capantha]

Say no? Why?

[Zpete]

Just say, "Until you are extra happy, and I will happily stop".

............... in hope

[luckyluke]

Just say, "Until you are extra happy, and I will happily stop".

............... in hope

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Still crazy after all these years Zpete?

[Ping]

Did Zpete have a question to ask?

[AlexLah]

No he did not so he is banned for life.

I have asked you all to stay on topic so this is the last warning!

I could be a Mod but why am I not?

[Ping]

If you are not a Mod, are you a rocker?

[baboon]

If you are not a Mod, are you a rocker?

Why would you want to know something like that?