Popular Post bob smith Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 was in the pub last night and a big old american sat next to me with his goregous girl, 23yrs old the plonger fell asleep in his stool and left his sober girl looking perplexec. i took her by the hand and offered to buy her a drink and she agreed. she stayed at mine last night and is still here now after breakfgast, we are going to koh change together tomorroe for a romantic trip away. she has already forgot about the daft old git who fell asleep on her. what a wally. snooze you lose fella hehehehe. 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post simon43 Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Maybe the old guy fell asleep because he wasn't interested in ladyboys..... ???? 1 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 Just now, simon43 said: Maybe the old guy fell asleep because he wasn't interested in ladyboys..... ???? there nothing boy about this bird bro. she is alllll woman kiss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dmaxdan Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Have you thought that the big old American might have been the real winner here? He may have woken up thinking "yes! I've finally got shot of her!" 8 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post marin Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Well she got you so worked up you forgot how to spell. Well done you got yourself a hooker. 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dmaxdan said: He may have woken up thinking "yes! I've finally got shot of her!" he probably still sleeping now whilst i. b on the couch with his love 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bob smith Posted July 29, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, marin said: Well she got you so worked up you forgot how to spell. Well done you got yourself a hooker. didnt pay even 1 baht,. she has paid for the hotel in koh changy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Olmate Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Batting second up... Not fussy then! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pork Pie Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 You pulled a prostitute out of a bar full of prostitutes. Wow, you must be so butch. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pork Pie Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Olmate said: Batting second up... Not fussy then! Pretty sure that you can get some form of scoop to clean them out before re-using them now. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Then the OP woke up, perhaps with a big fat American bloke..........???? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ezzra Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Good story, now go buy lottery ticket... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 19 minutes ago, Pork Pie said: You pulled a prostitute out of a bar full of prostitutes. did you seem me in the bar then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pork Pie Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, bob smith said: did you seem me in the bar then I have never seemed anyone. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ThailandRyan Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Troll post...do not feed the boasting, baiting Troll....in a few he will say "Mines different" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CharlieH Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 If shes that sort of girl he had a lucky escape and I'd say your welcome to her. Enjoy have fun, but remember if she did it to him, she'll do it to you given the opportunity. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, CharlieH said: If shes that sort of girl he had a lucky escape and I'd say your welcome to her. Enjoy have fun, but remember if she did it to him, she'll do it to you given the opportunity. i dont fall asleep on bar stools bro 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post banglay Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 I wish more fat old farangs would fall asleep on there bar stools .. I might at last be able to enjoy my beer in peace ???? without having to listen too there Bulsh*ite war stories 555. 3 1 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sipi Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 I was hoping you'd pick her up. I owe her 50baht and she kept poking me in the ribs. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 18 minutes ago, bob smith said: i dont fall asleep on bar stools bro Probably under them. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pork Pie Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, sipi said: I was hoping you'd pick her up. I owe her 50baht and she kept poking me in the ribs. 50 Baht? Did you sleep with her twice? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, bob smith said: didnt pay even 1 baht,. she has paid for the hotel in koh changy Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said: Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free what do u mean bro 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pork Pie Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said: Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free Not me. What infuriates me the most is those plastic gloves that they used to give out when you entered a Makro. You can never open the things without taking you mask off to 'blow' them open. Honestly, 'someone getting it for free' doesn't even come close. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Denim Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, Pork Pie said: Not me. What infuriates me the most is those plastic gloves that they used to give out when you entered a Makro. You can never open the things without taking you mask off to 'blow' them open. Honestly, 'someone getting it for free' doesn't even come close. The plastic bags you put meat into at Big C are worse. Impossible to open, especially if you are working on the wrong end. Only easy way it to touch some ice on the fish display. Easy peasy then. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pork Pie Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Denim said: The plastic bags you put meat into at Big C are worse. Impossible to open, especially if you are working on the wrong end. Only easy way it to touch some ice on the fish display. Easy peasy then. Actually the worst is trying to open these plastic bags while wearing the issued plastic gloves. It's like trying to scratch an itch while wearing oven gloves. Edited July 29, 2022 by Pork Pie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post simon43 Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Pork Pie said: Pretty sure that you can get some form of scoop to clean them out before re-using them now. Er.. too much information there I think! ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howlee101 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Sounds more like a submission to Penthouse forum. Hey OP, you forgot "I gave her everything I was worth" ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post huangnon Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 You never lose your "girlfriend" here. Only your turn. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sanuk711 Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 Posted 1 hour ago 1 hour ago, scubascuba3 said: Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free 1 hour ago, bob smith said: what do u mean bro Scubaascuba3 -- Can you stop using those BIG words when your posting to bob smith --we have got him on a real writing course next week , with joined up letters........ 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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