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How to avoid Health Insurance claim denials in Thailand
Who cares? When you self insure, you don't buy insurance, but instead set aside cash of at least the same amount of the insurance policy maximum coverage. Certainly a winning strategy if you can comfortably afford to set aside that much cash. -
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Why is it always so very COLD, during the HOT season, in Thailand?
And now..... God..... I just love this guy... And, I always have..... Anytime I hear this song.... I feel like I'm dying..... -
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Soi Six Shenanigans: Binging, Bikes, and Bob Smith Saves The Day Again
Right, so a couple of my glitter-dusted mates popped into town out of the blue. Proper queens from the fudge-packing district, you know, the sticky East End. Everyone calls them the Blumkin Brothers, although neither of them are brothers, and both have definitely seen each other’s insides. Meanwhile, I had nothing on, just free-balling, except for an open kimono and a margarita in hand. So when they rang me up, I said yes faster than a bottom on steroids. We set our sights on Soi Six and met up with the most fabulous local expert I know, Bob Smith, ready to paint the town in every shade of rainbow gay, and he kindly took us to his favorite haunt. Brucie immediately pounced on a juicy little salami smuggler in purple spandex, no underwear, and a zipper riding up the back like it had secrets. Kippy, bless him, went for a chubby bear with chest hair like a welcome mat. I clocked a skinny chocolate rocket with arms like linguine and eyes that said, “I gag for fun.” Meanwhile, Bobby Boy stayed at the bar because he was already balls deep with some big well-hung brute and wanted to just do a short time in the bar instead. We hopped on our rides: me on my pink Vespa, the others on some dodgy scooters they rented from a toothless man with too many cats. Our sexy passengers wrapped around us, and off we went, the gay cavalry blazing down the street. But just as Kippy pulled out from the curb, this feral LB in a sequined crop top came screeching out of the bar next door, heels clacking like gunfire. She screamed that Kippy had stolen her bike. Absolute rubbish and then chaos. A tuk-tuk driver started filming. A street dog threw up. A fat German tourist fainted. Turns out it was mistaken identity. Apparently, someone else, also mid-fifties, pink mesh tank top, cheeks out, had actually stolen a scooter earlier. They eventually kissed and made up, mostly tongue, then we all sped off into the night. But Bob was the true savior in all this when he came blazing out of the bar in nothing but his leather chaps and brought the situation fully under control. We regrouped an hour later at the villa, bruised, sweaty, and missing a flip-flop each. Kippy’s heifer is already in the pool naked, Brucie’s biting and crying into a Hello Kitty pillow while he gets rode hard and put away wet, and my dark chocolate delight is licking whipped cream off my arse crack like he’s hunting for hidden Klingon treasure. The night ends in a pile of limbs, latex, and laughter, and I wake up to find Kippy spooning a swan-shaped pool float, mumbling something about vengeance. At some point, Bob Smith snuck into the fold and was passed out on the couch, naked, with his bait and tackle tied up with so much string it looked like he had a fight with a rodeo cowboy and lost. Moral of the story? Never trust a Soi Six ladyboy with sharp nails, never rent a bike without sniffing the seat first, and always carry a liter of neon-green-colored lube, because you never know when a fabulous distraction might save your life. The Dink. -
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Thanks to Donald, finally we know.
If you are going to use “fascist” in a sentence you should know what it means.- 1
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Thanks to Donald, finally we know.
I remember idiot far lefties predicting the same exact think about GW Bush. When will they learn and reach out to reality. -
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Thanks to Donald, finally we know.
I am curious what impeachable offenses he has already committed. I mean I get it you hate him and would put a knife in his back if you could, but what has he actually done that is impeachable? I am also unaware of massive street actions occurring today. And come on, kill many protestors? You need help. This isn't Tienanmen Square.
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