Did you stop masterbating after marriage?

[CharlieH]

A high number of adolescent remarks , poor attempts at humor and responses removed.

 

 

[BangkokReady]

10 hours ago, n00dle said:

there is many the night since i hsave lived here that a quick tug has made me reconsider going out. 

As a budgetary measure its been very effective.

Some people call this ability to make far better decisions after orgasm "post-nut clarity".

[Old Croc]

If you really think marriage will solve all your sexual problems, you're being a bit optimistic Andy.

[greeneking]

Class.

[HuskerDo2]

Before kids no. Your partner is willing. After kids, yes, because your partner is too tired from dealing with the kids. 

[rankric]

I always bash one out. At least once a day, been that way since i was 14 and not matter if i was single or as i am now, married with kids. I think its good for men to do, certainly seems like one of those use it or lose it situations.

[KiChakayan]

Never done it.

[Denim]

49 minutes ago, KiChakayan said:

Never done it.

Me neither. Filthy dirty habit that makes you go blind.

 

And another thing. Too much gratuitous soft porn on television.  I often find myself shaking my fist while watching.

[KiChakayan]

51 minutes ago, KiChakayan said:

Never done it.

Stop laughing at me, I got retractile claws.

[Walker88]

It was the comedian Rodney Dangerfield who said:

 

"I'm such a philanderer! When I masturbate, I fantasize about my other hand."

[Denim]

On 3/23/2023 at 1:04 AM, proton said:

No, it's the only sex I get after 18 years of marriage, but only once a fortnight!

There is an explanation

 

[Captain Monday]

15 minutes ago, Denim said:

There is an explanation

 

Some years ago this crusty Captain I worked with who had married a nice Asian Lady his own age when still young asked me a question. "Hey Monday, have you ever had sex with a 60 year woman"? Me "No I haven't " "Neither have I" .

[connda]

1 hour ago, KiChakayan said:

Never done it.

Pant's on fire!  ????

[connda]

25 minutes ago, Denim said:

There is an explanation

 

That's great! 

[thaibeachlovers]

22 hours ago, connda said:

Pound the one-eyed trouser-trout.

By the way.  A more apt question would be, "Did you stop masturbating after you came to Thailand?"  Even the homeliest Incel can get laid here.

Then to the OP.  You do understand that women go through menopause in their late 40 and through their 50s, and at the end of that joyless experience, many women's sex drive drops to about zero.  As they say, it takes two to tango.  If you have a post-menopausal Ice-Queen for a wife, another good question would be - "Have you ever purchased consensual sex with a willing sex worker in Thailand?"

A wife that loved her husband would accept that his libido didn't die along with hers and help him out. Unfortunately it seems that not many old women love their husbands any more ( if they ever did ).

[thaibeachlovers]

13 hours ago, Elkski said:

If you are careful and pick the right woman for a wife there should be no need. IMHO 

 

You think women don't change?

[proton]

2 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

A wife that loved her husband would accept that his libido didn't die along with hers and help him out. Unfortunately it seems that not many old women love their husbands any more ( if they ever did ).

Luckily mine did, sex is nothing but a burden

[thaibeachlovers]

Just now, proton said:

Luckily mine did, sex is nothing but a burden

You wuz lucky then. My wife apparently went through menopause at 35, and she definitely didn't love me.

[OneMoreFarang]

I think that is perfectly ok if she opens her mouth wide enough. ???? 

[GinBoy2]

Does any man ever stop jerking off?

 

I think not, and every woman on the planet knows that.

 

Oh and btw married or not all men watch porn! 

[scottiejohn]

30 minutes ago, GinBoy2 said:

all men watch porn! 

BS!

[jvs]

On 3/24/2023 at 8:55 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

You think women don't change?

You think men don't change?

[ColeBOzbourne]

Masturbation should be punishable by death. But there's nothing wrong with washing it a hundred miles per hour. 

[proton]

I actually got a <deleted> last night, she caught me on porn hub and I think felt guilty ????