Was it the heat!? Naked German shocks tourists on Pattaya beach - he's arrested and taken away

[Darksidedude]

why why why

[stix40]

Is that brokwerst or weener ? ????

[sambum]

8 minutes ago, Cricky said:

I read the beaches in Germany you are permitted to go topless

 

Maybe topless, but not the "Full Monty"! That is probaly reserved for "Nudist Beaches" only!

[ravip]

6 hours ago, ezzra said:

Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? 

Been thinking of this for decades...

[Classic Ray]

24 minutes ago, Cricky said:

I read the beaches in Germany you are permitted to go topless

 

In my mum’s home city of Berlin it is common to see people sunbathing naked even in their office lunch breaks around the lakes. Nobody bats an eyelid.

[Mr Dome]

I kind of want to admire his "not a care in the world attitude" but it probably was just dementia.

[Mr Dome]

2 minutes ago, Classic Ray said:

In my mum’s home city of Berlin it is common to see people sunbathing naked even in their office lunch breaks around the lakes. Nobody bats an eyelid.

As a former Berlin resident of 11 years I can confirm. Former East Germany used to be the perhaps most relaxed place in the world when it comes to going starkers.

[Shwaman]

Was in CM 6 years ago when my buddy was captured on CCTV at his residence wandering around naked late at night in the lobby looking at the fish in the pond. Fortunately when security reviewed the tape with the owner / doctor they were told to contact my friend immediately and get him to a hospital.  The doc intuitively knew he had had a stroke. The MRI showed it conclusively. Proper diagnosis and medication probably saved his life.

   Not all things are as they appear. 

[tandor]

6 hours ago, jacko45k said:

Glad I missed that!

that brat was the wurst Ive seen

[tandor]

17 minutes ago, Mr Dome said:

As a former Berlin resident of 11 years I can confirm. Former East Germany used to be the perhaps most relaxed place in the world when it comes to going starkers.

Im pretty sure the tourist would have known the law here.

[Tropposurfer]

Crikey ! ???? Enough to put ya' off your tucker lol ????????????????

[NanLaew]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

They had several pixellated pictures of the offender that left little to the imagination.

Omigosh, doesn't onkel Wilhelm have enormous pixels?!

[hellohello123]

"They had several pixellated pictures of the offender "

 

You mean 63 year old germans  dont look like that!?!?!

[Brian Hull]

Another sign of declining standards. What is Pattaya coming to? If it's allowed to continue, next they'll have naked women in GoGo bars.

 

[ravip]

7 hours ago, bob smith said:

"A fat, old German man was causing a disturbance on the beach - he was stark naked bobbling about in the sea without a care in the world."

the definition of a 'quality tourist'...
 

...and a 1st world country.

[sammieuk1]

Looks like the todger police arrived mob handed to toss him off the beach well done ????

[Colabamumbai]

It could have been the Willie Nelson. 

[VBF]

7 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

Hate to think what the NON-PC version would be

If he's in the sun too long, a Sore Kraut perhaps?????

[1happykamper]

Since he was "fat and old".... I think I'd be more than "startled"....I'd lose my sum Tam 555 . Yeuk. 

[Ginner]

8 hours ago, bob smith said:

"A fat, old German man was causing a disturbance on the beach - he was stark naked bobbling about in the sea without a care in the world."

the definition of a 'quality tourist'...
 

Being 63 and German he would not really know what all the fuse was about.

Quite natural in Germany to go swimming naked in public. In this day an age, where you have. Open other end, written on the bottom of cans. should there be a sign saying , no naked swimming?????

[brianthainess]

3 hours ago, paul1804 said:

where I live often has topless ladies that are quite eye catching to say the least.

You shouldn't stand so close, or wear safety glasses.  

[1happykamper]

15 minutes ago, Ginner said:

Being 63 and German he would not really know what all the fuse was about.

Quite natural in Germany to go swimming naked in public. In this day an age, where you have. Open other end, written on the bottom of cans. should there be a sign saying , no naked swimming?????

Well in Germany it's natural to drive on the right side if the road too!

 

Es just a Poorly educated ill mannered slob

[brianthainess]

3 hours ago, Darksidedude said:

why why why

Delila 

[ravip]

18 minutes ago, Ginner said:

Being 63 and German he would not really know what all the fuse was about.

Quite natural in Germany to go swimming naked in public. In this day an age, where you have. Open other end, written on the bottom of cans. should there be a sign saying , no naked swimming?????

Really? 

Never expected Germans to this 'free' - sort of...

[ExpatInCM]

Some things you cannot UN-see.

 

Nudity while swimming in east Europe is common. Berlin, Germany recently announced women do not have to wear tops in public swimming pools any more.

 

[Mickboy]

Naked German shocks tourists on Pattaya beach

 

 

 

Pratwurst on the beach good grief !

Edited March 30, 2023 by Mickboy

[Dexxter]

12 hours ago, ezzra said:

Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? 

You are on the wrong beach. ????

[Kalasin Jo]

He's German. A nation notorious for going naked especially the older ones male and female on a beach or even in a communal garden. Back to nature they say and not a pretty sight all that low hanging fruit!

Treen beach in Cornwall UK. Not a nudist beach but difficult to get to and covered at high tide was very popular with them back in the day when I holidayed there with young children in tow. " Ooh Daddy look at them tackle out, can we?"

And decades ago now whilst staying with some German friends in Nuremberg I was invited  to take and took a naked sauna in their private sauna built in the basement followed by a naked roll in the snow and beating each other with willow sticks in the communal back garden overlooked on all sides.

Peculiar? Crazy? As a Brit I certainly thought so but I also thought you only live once mate. It was fun and funny, and just to make things quite clear the girlfriends were watching from a balcony above us.

 

[Bobthegimp]

A friend of mine was there and said that Klaus had a priapism with a Beach Road spinner swinging from it. 

[bendejo]

19 hours ago, webfact said:

tall, large boned man

How did they know how big his bones are? 

 

When I first started traveling and staying in hostels in the 1970s it was easy to tell which guys were German, they were the ones running around wearing only Speedos.

 

 

Edited March 30, 2023 by bendejo