Jeff Bezo's New Girlfriend -would you...?

[Prubangboy]

Very funny article in Slate about how even a zillionaire becomes a drooling bonehead when in lust for a woman -Def the most unintentionally hilarious pic of the year:

 

https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/11/jeff-bezos-and-lauren-sanchez-vogue-photoshoot.html

 

So, would I? No, will pass on the trout pout lips. He's Jeff Bezo and he can't get a Gwyneth. Sad.

 

Have I gone crazy simpy in my life due to lust?  

 

Def. Prob the most with my wife. Since that worked out, simping is re-defined as success.

[sammieuk1]

Umm! Jeff more likely to get a rogering first me thinks 🤔

[WorriedNoodle]

 

[Prubangboy]

Kevin Costner called and wants his image back.

[Celsius]

She is 53, so a GILF.

 

I probably wud. She's still 3 years older than me and there is nothing like bragging to your mates how you did an older chick

[JeffersLos]

 

She was born a dude? And remained a dude until her 40s? 

[MrPancake]

Bezos might be a successful business man, he is also a nerd and a cuck deep down inside. I hope young people don't take that guy as a role model for anything but entrepreneurship. He is just plain ridiculous.

[mokwit]

2 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

 

She was born a dude? And remained a dude until her 40s? 

looks like there is some heavy photoshopping going on in the "approved" images. Still a good advert for TRT though.

Edited November 15, 2023 by mokwit

[SpaceKadet]

Well, let's face it. He is fairly handsome and seems to be working out too. And I'm sure the extra billions don't hurt much either...

[connda]

Girlfriend looks like she's had her face melted and re-formed by someone who didn't know what they were doing.  Fugley.

[TheAppletons]

I was wondering what happened to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.

[connda]

Jeff Bezo's New Girlfriend -would you...?

No I wouldn't.  I've seen better looking trannies on Loi Kroh.  She looks really rough, angular, and sorta man-like.

[connda]

7 minutes ago, TheAppletons said:

I was wondering what happened to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.

Bingo!!!  Astute observation! 

[Prubangboy]

Why would she be in that awkward pose on the carseat -except for what she was doing right before the pic was taken?

[CharlieH]

Given his money, I would have a rented Harim ! And absolutely NO 1 fixture.

[Walker88]

32 minutes ago, mokwit said:

looks like there is some heavy photoshopping going on in the "approved" images. Still a good advert for TRT though.

Not TRT. TRT is dangerous. One's body sees it has enough testosterone, so stops producing it. The thing is testosterone production is directly linked to sperm production, so guys who regularly use TRT become infertile. Also, once TRT is stopped, 25% of men can no longer produce testosterone naturally.

 

Better to do what Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg did: hit the gym. Of course they hired personal trainers and dieticians, too. All want to live long enough to enjoy their bazillions.

[Walker88]

25 minutes ago, connda said:

Bingo!!!  Astute observation! 

Unless I'm mistaken, the guy with the cowboy hat sitting in the car is Right Said Fred.

[mokwit]

1 minute ago, Walker88 said:

Not TRT. TRT is dangerous. One's body sees it has enough testosterone, so stops producing it. The thing is testosterone production is directly linked to sperm production, so guys who regularly use TRT become infertile. Also, once TRT is stopped, 25% of men can no longer produce testosterone naturally.

 

Better to do what Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg did: hit the gym. Of course they hired personal trainers and dieticians, too. All want to live long enough to enjoy their bazillions.

Very hard to get that jacked naturally. Steroid use shapes the muscles in a unique way and IMO Bezos has that.

[OneMoreFarang]

She is 53!

Nuff said. 

[BenStark]

I'm sure she can suck a hard boiled egg through a 1 meter long half inch tube

[Chris Daley]

All I see is two dudes.

[Enoon]

Perhaps she has a wonderful personality?

 

If I was in the same league as him and had the opportunity to speak to her I think I would be looking to avoid contact with her from the moment I first clapped eyes on her.

 

But maybe he really likes the inflated, plasticised, worn out, "matures" porn actress look.....and made a bee line straight for her at the speed dating evening?

 

 

Edited November 15, 2023 by Enoon

[bignok]

3 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

 

Looks tranny

[bignok]

2 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

Why would she be in that awkward pose on the carseat -except for what she was doing right before the pic was taken?

They say trannies are good at it

[BritManToo]

You'd think someone that rich could find a younger and more attractive woman.

[Henk Langeweg]

Not too bad as company in his Panic room.

[Walker88]

2 hours ago, mokwit said:

Very hard to get that jacked naturally. Steroid use shapes the muscles in a unique way and IMO Bezos has that.

Him or her?

 

For Bezos, that looks pretty natural. Do the work in the gym, and that degree of jack-ism isn't difficult.

[bignok]

43 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

You'd think someone that rich could find a younger and more attractive woman.

I did and im.poor

[bignok]

4 hours ago, mokwit said:

looks like there is some heavy photoshopping going on in the "approved" images. Still a good advert for TRT though.

Does she use strap ons?

[Bobthegimp]

6 hours ago, TheAppletons said:

I was wondering what happened to Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.

 

Close, but "shes" a ringer for Mickey Rourke with bolt ons.