Do You Have Your Eye On Another Girl?

[Aujuba]

Come on, I know you do.

Who is it? The Somtam maker?

That girl who sells you your morning paper?

I'm gonna keep my eye on you. I know you do.

[JBL]

As I tell my much loved wife,

"I need to look to make sure you are keeping up with current fashions and trends" then I smile a sweetly as possable

This has had vairied results but usually its answered with a well aimed elbow to the ribs

[Aujuba]

An honest man!

[mouse]

Mine says I can get my appetite where I please but, I better only eat at home.

[pianoman]

My wife does not object to me Looking... She tells me "Pretty young girl is Ahan Da, she is Ahan Jai".... (young girl food for the eye but wife is food for my heart) But she almost always adds, "Never let me catch you Eating Out..."

Pianoman

[abdulrahman]

Don't even look at a pretty girl if I'm out with my wife!

She treatened me with a 'Boobbit'!

[abdulrahman]

Don't even look at a pretty girl if I'm out with my wife!

She treatened me with a 'Bobbit'!

[tahaan]

Hey, don't worry about the 'Bobbit!' Thailand's a reattachment 'hub.'

[dereklev]

Hey, don't worry about the 'Bobbit!' Thailand's a reattachment 'hub.'

:D

[sibeymai]

Wife: where is the som tam for dinner ?

Me: sorry, I forgot.

Wife: did you send my mother some money ?

Me: sorry, I forgot.

Wife: why did you come home late from the pub ? We have to visit my sister.

Me: sorry, I forgot.

Wife: farang have very bad memory.

Wife: why do you keep looking at the other women when we go out ?

Me: I have a very bad memory. If I don't look I might forget what women look like.

[luckyluke]

Wife: where is the som tam for dinner ?

Me: sorry, I forgot.

Wife: did you send my mother some money ?

Me: sorry, I forgot.

Wife: why did you come home late from the pub ? We have to visit my sister.

Me: sorry, I forgot.

Wife: farang have very bad memory.

Wife: why do you keep looking at the other women when we go out ?

Me: I have a very bad memory. If I don't look I might forget what women look like.

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Hilarious,thanks you made my day.

[Texpat]

My wife points out the pretty ones.

They're usually sporting twig and berries. Ugh!