Why didn't the monks just use magic to move the Two Foreign Women that were sunbathing at a temple?

[Chris Daley]

As far as I understand monks can do magic and bend the laws of the universe, why did they call the cops and use science to help them?

 

They could just do a chant and the women will be not visible to people.

 

Any information on this would be great.

[Kenny202]

6 minutes ago, Chris Daley said:

As far as I understand monks can do magic and bend the laws of the universe, why did they call the cops and use science to help them?

 

They could just do a chant and the women will be not visible to people.

 

Any information on this would be great.

Have people on this forum really become this stupid? 🤔🤔

[retarius]

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[Foxx]

23 minutes ago, Chris Daley said:

As far as I understand monks can do magic and bend the laws of the universe

 

You're confusing Buddhism with Islam (the religion with a magic flying donkey), and Christianity (the religion with a dude who walked on water and turned water into wine).

[scottiejohn]

25 minutes ago, Kenny202 said:

Have people on this forum really become this stupid? 🤔🤔

Some join already stupid!

[retarius]

My brother-in-law was a one here. He and his brother were walking along and some soi dogs started growling and chasing them. the monk said ", stop running, don't worry I have some magic that can chase the dogs off" and he started chanting.  The dogs ignored the chanting and bit them. 

[NoDisplayName]

35 minutes ago, Chris Daley said:

As far as I understand monks can do magic and bend the laws of the universe, why did they call the cops and use science to help them?

 

They could just do a chant and the women will be not visible to people.

 

Any information on this would be great.

 

The last "boobbender" was stripped of his powers when he was found bending for selfish reasons.

[Chwooly]

36 minutes ago, Kenny202 said:

Have people on this forum really become this stupid? 🤔🤔

 unequivocally YES

[mfd101]

2 hours ago, Kenny202 said:

Have people on this forum really become this stupid?

No, I don't think so.

 

But clearly some people are entirely lacking in humour. [Probably Usofans who feel the unaccountable need to add "Sarcasm alert" to their efforts.]

[TorquayFan]

Stupid post. Its a basic courtesy to observe local culture when abroad. I'm sure the Ladies meant no harm. Move on . . . .

[stoner]

24 minutes ago, TorquayFan said:

Stupid post. Its a basic courtesy to observe local culture when abroad. I'm sure the Ladies meant no harm. Move on . . . .

 

and observe i will. tonight i shall fancy down walking street and find a fine a*s working lady and partake in some adventure time. then later after the st i will frequent a massage parlor and of course engage in the local culture of happy ending. 

 

but wait........there's more

 

then i will finish my night off with a cruise down beach road. find a snaggle tooth and really end the night with a smile. 

 

tomorrow i will of course go to the temple and make merit. 

[TorquayFan]

'Advanced Member' posts advanced piffle.

[Kenny202]

2 hours ago, mfd101 said:

No, I don't think so.

 

But clearly some people are entirely lacking in humour. [Probably Usofans who feel the unaccountable need to add "Sarcasm alert" to their efforts.]

I don't know what a usofan is, nor do.I.understand the rest of your word soup

[still kicking]

5 hours ago, Kenny202 said:

Have people on this forum really become this stupid? 🤔🤔

They have been always.