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As a Septuagenarian: Do you recall, in meticulous detail, your first GF?

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Knowing that many here are about my age, I am asking you:

 

Now that you are so old, and so very old as I:

 

Do you sometimes, or often, recall meticulous details about your first GFs pussy?

 

Because....

 

I know that I do.

 

I recall all aspects of her pussy.

And, I am glad!

 

Maybe this is just an aspect of the aging process which is not often discussed in articles published in Time Magazine, for example.

 

Still, this is also part of the human condition that, although not often discussed in polite society, still resonates with us all.

 

Sometimes, just before I go to sleep at night, I resurrect in my mind almost every detail of my GF's pussy.

I envision it, just as if...

It were no more than about two inches from my eyes.

 

For sure, I am blessed, to have such a FERTILE imagination, one which can recall these details to mind, so very vividly.

 

And, in addition, I think that this might be the reason why I can so easily accept my decision to remain celibate.

Once one has known one's first pussy, then no other pussy can compare.

 

Thankfully, my first pussy turned out to be one of the best that I have ever known.

 

Not sure if your experience was the same as mine; but I do hope so.

 

These days, I have given up on seeking out other pussies, and have no wish to do so.

 

I have graduated to living my life in a completely pussy-less way, for my own peace of mind.

 

Yet, I still enjoy the company of women.

And, I like to talk to women, and eat their food.

Just, I do not, these days, eat their pussies.

 

Listen, friends....I have truly graduated!

 

And, although I enjoy the company of the feminine kind....

I never get so close as to appreciate what I once loved to slurp when I was a young man.

 

I am far happier now, 

And much less stressed now....

Now that I am far less pussy-whipped than I once might have been...

When I was younger and dumber.

 

Dumb and Dumber is one of my favorite films, by the way.

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

 

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32 minutes ago, still kicking said:

What a heap of sugars you post 

 

Hope you do not overdose on my FRUCTOSE, Baby!

 

My first girlfriend had a Siamese cat.

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5 minutes ago, sipi said:

My first girlfriend had a Siamese cat.

 

Thank you for not mentioning anything about Siamese Twins.

 

 

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Thank you for not mentioning anything about Siamese Twins.

 

 

Actually, it was Burmese now that I think of it.

She gave it an unusual name like Dexter or Quinton.

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31 minutes ago, sipi said:

Actually, it was Burmese now that I think of it.

She gave it an unusual name like Dexter or Quinton.

 

Before I left America, I had two cats, one named Wilhelm, and one named Leopold, both Abyssinian.

 

I named them after the Archduke Leopold Wilhelm of Austria.

 

They lived a long and happy life on canned goods.

 

 

 

 

 

 

She had a pet beaver as well. Called Snuggles.

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7 minutes ago, sipi said:

She had a pet beaver as well. Called Snuggles.

 

My wives and GFs never had names for their pussies....

 

But, in high school, some guys would refer to pussies as hairy clams...

No idea why, though....

 

 

14 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

My wives and GFs never had names for their pussies....

 

But, in high school, some guys would refer to pussies as hairy clams...

No idea why, though....

Well in 1931, believe it or not!

 

 

 

And  unsurprisingly it was banned by the BBC for being too racy!  "this record is not to be broadcast for its suggestive lyric"  BBC Memorandum 

Yes. Love at first sight. Like all the women I've loved she turned out to be a lemon.

 

I'm sure there is a perfect woman for me out there, but I never met her.

Yes, and I consider it 'on going' :cheesy:

 

Lasted 35 years from start to last meeting back in 2003, while in USA and 1 return visit.  If returned to USA, would probably continue where we left off.  Always there for each other in between relationships.

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