As I have mentioned before, I am below average height for a male

From the last photograph I saw of you I am thinking you are below average height for a male corgi let alone human

CB

Git

OOooh we should have Thai visa costume party.

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Anyway...talking of superheros, anyone remember an old Kenny Everett sketch where he was dressed as Spiderman and desperate to find a toilet? He zooms all over the place and finally gets to one, only to realise the costume has no zipper/opening. Panic! So, hmm, Spidermans costume is cool..but aint too practical. At least wearing your pants on the outside is practical.

You'd have to have convenient flaps under the pants though. Thanks for the Kenny Everett memory!

Ok, I think i know what power i want now. BOOB power!

For use against men who talk to boobs rather than to your face. If a man stares for more than a few seconds the boobs expand and give them an almighty punch in the eyes. KO'd for a few minutes to possible hours depending on how lecherous the look was. Any salivating involved and your out for a day, any grimy paw action and your out for a week

Sweet!

KO will accept getting knocked in the face by your BOOBS!

Ok, I think i know what power i want now. BOOB power!

For use against men who talk to boobs rather than to your face. If a man stares for more than a few seconds the boobs expand and give them an almighty punch in the eyes. KO'd for a few minutes to possible hours depending on how lecherous the look was. Any salivating involved and your out for a day, any grimy paw action and your out for a week

Sweet!

KO will accept getting knocked in the face by your BOOBS!

By any boobs I would have thought!

any female boobs.

yeah.

I'm not too fussy.

Get a boob job next time your in LOS kayo.

Ow, you said 'female' boobs. D@mn you covered that well. You crafty. Respect.

no craftiness necessary. Just 9,372 more posts experience on this forum

Probably about a third of them in idle banter with Tiggers.

When i was a young buck, i used to have dreams about Superhero, Wonderwoman, Linda Carter giving me black eyes.

They don't make them like that any more

The programmes i mean, you dirty lot

no craftiness necessary. Just 9,372 more posts experience on this forum

Probably about a third of them in idle banter with Tiggers.

Idle? How very dare you!

no craftiness necessary. Just 9,372 more posts experience on this forum

Probably about a third of them in idle banter with Tiggers.

Idle? How very dare you!

*PING*

That's who I want to be.

Idle-Man.

Idle-Man. Idle-Man.

Sit's on a sofa in lower Issaan.

Can he swing from a thread?

Can he <deleted>, he's gone to bed.

Super-hero wish list box one........ ticked

...look out, here comes the idle man! Or maybe not, cos he's too idle to be arsed!

May be an "Urban Myth", however, Winnie Mandela apparantely attended a cocktail party at which Mrs Thatcher was an honoured guest. Winnie barged her way across the room, spilling many drinks and said

" I hear they called you the Iron Lady " ?

Mrs T replied............ "that would be correct".

Winnie......................." Well I was the Iron lady of South Africa " !!!

Mrs T........................." Oh.... Thats nice dear. For Whom did you iron for " ?

Well hard !!!!!

Ok, I think i know what power i want now. BOOB power!

For use against men who talk to boobs rather than to your face. If a man stares for more than a few seconds the boobs expand and give them an almighty punch in the eyes. KO'd for a few minutes to possible hours depending on how lecherous the look was. Any salivating involved and your out for a day, any grimy paw action and your out for a week

Sweet!

It would be nice if every woman was like that!

Actually they do not have to expand to punch into my eyes.

I want a Go, Go, Gadget D1ck!!!!!

I want a Go, Go, Gadget D1ck!!!!!

maybe rethink that one?

Example:

wife: "darling, the toilet is blocked again!"

Thaibebop: "no worries dear" Heads off to toilet, "go go gadget plunger"

Later that evening:

Wife: "dont you dare put that dirty thing near me!!!!"

Plus, seeing as you would have an endless list of diy duties you probably wouldnt feel too amoris in any case

^

I never look at breasts so I don't know if women have them or not.

Even in gogo bars, I only look at the eyes, some Thai girls have lovely eyes.

And their hands too.

BTW, where are breasts located on a woman (in case I take to looking at them)?

I want a Go, Go, Gadget D1ck!!!!!

maybe rethink that one?

Example:

wife: "darling, the toilet is blocked again!"

Thaibebop: "no worries dear" Heads off to toilet, "go go gadget plunger"

Later that evening:

Wife: "dont you dare put that dirty thing near me!!!!"

Plus, seeing as you would have an endless list of diy duties you probably wouldnt feel too amoris in any case

no craftiness necessary. Just 9,372 more posts experience on this forum

Probably about a third of them in idle banter with Tiggers.

Idle? How very dare you!

sorry?

I want a Go, Go, Gadget D1ck!!!!!

maybe rethink that one?

Example:

wife: "darling, the toilet is blocked again!"

Thaibebop: "no worries dear" Heads off to toilet, "go go gadget plunger"

Later that evening:

Wife: "dont you dare put that dirty thing near me!!!!"

Plus, seeing as you would have an endless list of diy duties you probably wouldnt feel too amoris in any case

Eek, I don't know how much experience you have with men (i can always help you to increase that) but usually the d1ck doesn't descend at an angle, it rises. Be better suited to sweep the chimney than the toilet.

AND, if the toilet got clogged, we'd ask Bud. Cos he didn't die.

So Kayo..you actually took time to consider how thaibebops go gadget D1ck would perform in the plunging task?...

no craftiness necessary. Just 9,372 more posts experience on this forum

Probably about a third of them in idle banter with Tiggers.

Idle? How very dare you!

sorry?

I want a Go, Go, Gadget D1ck!!!!!

maybe rethink that one?

Example:

wife: "darling, the toilet is blocked again!"

Thaibebop: "no worries dear" Heads off to toilet, "go go gadget plunger"

Later that evening:

Wife: "dont you dare put that dirty thing near me!!!!"

Plus, seeing as you would have an endless list of diy duties you probably wouldnt feel too amoris in any case

Eek, I don't know how much experience you have with men (i can always help you to increase that) but usually the d1ck doesn't descend at an angle, it rises. Be better suited to sweep the chimney than the toilet.

AND, if the toilet got clogged, we'd ask Bud. Cos he didn't die.

Hats off for Bud! Buy that man a round!

So Kayo..you actually took time to consider how thaibebops go gadget D1ck would perform in the plunging task?...

Hey, he has enough Pride for everyone.

it's all in the name of love my friend.

I have enough d1ck for all of you too..

edit: Sh1t I need to correct that; I have enough d1ck to take care of all the ladies for all of you.

it's all in the name of love my friend.

I have enough d1ck for all of you too..

Yes, but you have no adjustable speeds.

it all depends on the woman, and the moment. I don't THINK too much. I judge the moment according to the moment and the moment.

it all depends on the woman, and the moment. I don't THINK too much. I judge the moment according to the moment and the moment.

I never accused you of thinking through your sexual encounters my friend, rest easy on that account.

it's all in the name of love my friend.

I have enough d1ck for all of you too..

Yes, but you have no adjustable speeds.

is Kayo battery driven?

^

I never look at breasts so I don't know if women have them or not.

Even in gogo bars, I only look at the eyes, some Thai girls have lovely eyes.

And their hands too.

BTW, where are breasts located on a woman (in case I take to looking at them)?

Hmm, qwertzie....Reverse Psychology At Its Finest.

Our eyes are now irrevocably on tractor-beam......aimed at the Head Lights.

You Devil You.

Personally, I've always been a huge Mighty Mouse fan:

Quintessential underdog/anti-hero. Kicks the sh_t out of cats, and assorted bad guys. Ascends this creepy stairway to heaven at the end of each episode. And if you're not at least 87 yrs old, and know what black and white TV cartoons from the 1950's look like, it will all be a mystery...

it's all in the name of love my friend.

I have enough d1ck for all of you too..

Yes, but you have no adjustable speeds.

is Kayo battery driven?

Nah, plug in.

it's all in the name of love my friend.

I have enough d1ck for all of you too..

Yes, but you have no adjustable speeds.

is Kayo battery driven?

Nah, plug in.

And squirts Kayonnaise

it's all in the name of love my friend.

I have enough d1ck for all of you too..

Yes, but you have no adjustable speeds.

is Kayo battery driven?

Nah, plug in.

And squirts Kayonnaise

Eew - too much information. Image get out of my head

CB