10 hours ago, sirineou said:

I am looking at the "unread content" page and every single thread is of news stories. 

So being the serious minded scholar that I am I decided to combine , a stimulating  cerebral conversation with a serious science question I had.  

   It might be considered a bit graphic , so I advice those who did not have breakfast yet to do so before reading this. 

So I got up this morning and as I often do I weighed myself to see how much I deserved to eat today. I was 167.8 lbs

Good news  as I try to keep it below 170 ( I am 5:10 ), and though my weight is staying the same as always, it's distribution seems to be changing as I get older. 

I had my coffee and being t as it often does, it induced  a bowel movement.  I sat on the throne and before anything happened  I let out the biggest fart you ever heard. Frankly I am very proud of it, and wish I had a recording of it. And then plap plap a dropped a few rather hefty  friends in the lake. 

  Excitedly I went back and weighed myself again , and much to my disappointment  I was still 167.8 lbs . 

What the blip , I  thought. What does a man have to do to lose some weight?

But now that I think of it I am beginning to postulate a rather interesting theory that i wish to submit to you for peer review,  

I postulate  that the weight  I lost from the dump I took was offset by the buoyancy provided from the gas I lost. 

please be polite and keep it clean.

And if anyone claims that I am full of Sh#*  I promise . I no longer am.  

 

 

Next time take a dump while remaining on the scale and report back. 

22 hours ago, Lemsta69 said:

 

Mum had the good sense to abandon that mob when I was two years old so thankfully I was spared that trauma. How about you? 

You need to talk to someone Lemstar about all the trauma you experienced growing up , I was very shocked at some of your posts .

 

I hope you can find peace ,and I'm here if you need a ear to talk to darl