To:  My Friends, Well Hung:

 

 

I went on Lazada looking for sheep's skin condoms, the natural ones.

 

Very expensive.

 

But, the sheeper shipped me sheep skin too big for me.

 

I tried one on, and it just fell off me.

 

My member is not that huge.

 

As usual, I never get the right size on Lazada, it seems.

 

So, ....

 

Anyone in he LOUNGE with a member big enough to fill these condoms?

 

These are expensive, if I even need to repeat.

 

I would not wish to see them go to waste.

 

Please just let me know, and you can have the three dozen, all for free.

 

This is my way of saying,.....

Thank You, to the guys on the Farang Pub.

 

 

Use them wisely,, and,

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note:  Bah. Bah. Bah.

 

While you are in Pattaya using these, I will be.....

 

Far From the Madding Crowd.....

 

Bah, I say.

 

 

 

 

Are you no longer celibate, or are these for a science experiment? I did like the Thomas Hardy reference.

19 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

Are you no longer celibate, or are these for a science experiment? I did like the Thomas Hardy reference.

 

I only try on various condoms....

For size comparison purposes.

 

Some are too tight.

Some just fall off.

 

If you want the ones that have fallen off, then....

Please just PM me.

 

No worries.

 

 

Stroll on. This topic is pretty base, even for you Gamma. I think I will pass on the secondhand condom thing, but thanks for asking. 

I see some happy piston action happening -without the messy hand lotion and Kleenex clean up.

 

Don't let no dog near your trash afterwards.

5 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

I see some happy piston action happening -without the messy hand lotion and Kleenex clean up.

 

Don't let no dog near your trash afterwards

And not near any ponytails ?

You gave me a laugh John 

Love your posts , imagine all the people! 😂

What sort of size are we talking about, I need a cover for my lawnmower?