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Jet And Noobie Hair Tousling And Name Calling

allow Jet to continue initiation rites? 43 members have voted

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    • yes
      40%
      16
    • no
      27%
      11
    • don't care
      32%
      13

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Please bring your voting card, enter the booth, draw the curtain and use the pink crayon provided by NR to tick your choice. Absolutely no farting in the booth.

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OK, Mods, you can close the poll. Jettie won by a landslide.

Not quite yet :D

I do so enjoy your single handed welcoming committee posts, and as I got here a little bit before you I missed out...... never mind.

Here's to the up and coming ones :o

Jettie,

I voted in the affirmative. However, I'd just like to draw everyone's attention to subsection (d) of the bylaw, which clearly states

"Although November Rain (henceforth to be known as NR) fully supports the attaching of new monikers to those coming through Bedlam's hallowed portal for the first time, she reserves the right not to use said new monikers and carry on using their self-chosen names, if she so wishes."

Thank you

And everyone, remember to give back my crayon once you've finished voting. Without licking it! Thank you. :o

We dont need a vote on this! Goes without saying duh.

Thank you for the crayon loan NR. And..everyone, definately dont lick it, i retrieved from squirty's nostril earlier.

Well I have to say that you pinged me so well I almost looked for a ladder - you've got my vote!

Will the future initiation's include "Engineers Blue, a tub of Grease and Metal Shavings" :D

Oh, the good old days. The world is too PC now and you can't get away that anymore :o

Furthermore - A cattle prod, eleven inch dildo, tetly's tea bag, bulldog ants & itching powder should be a part of the hazing pack.

Furthermore - A cattle prod, eleven inch dildo, tetly's tea bag, bulldog ants & itching powder should be a part of the hazing pack.

Aligators, my dear Soundman, aligators.

You can't have a proper hazing without aligators !!!

Furthermore - A cattle prod, eleven inch dildo, tetly's tea bag, bulldog ants & itching powder should be a part of the hazing pack.

Aligators, my dear Soundman, aligators.

You can't have a proper hazing without aligators !!!

What could you do with an alligator? Leave it lurking in the bathroom.... :D That would create a mark in the "change your undies weekly" thread. :o

I voted yes, cos I love Jettie aka Gorgonzola!

Will the future initiation's include "Engineers Blue, a tub of Grease and Metal Shavings" :D

No, wire brush & Dettol, a la Mr William Connolly :o

Will the future initiation's include "Engineers Blue, a tub of Grease and Metal Shavings" :D

No, wire brush & Dettol, a la Mr William Connolly :o

Volunteers as third patient, anyone?

You, you and you - one pace forward, MARCH!

A resounding "Aye!" from the Fluffy corner

If, in fact, you were to "end" this ritual, this Heffer-lump, Limpy-Lump, Thaddy-Lump and Tiggy-lump would come round knocking on your drawers until to re-initiated it.

They had this classy welcome when I started with BHP Australia in Whyalla, liberal coating of boot polish, carried in triumph to the Nurse's home and thrown in their swimming pool. Long run home.

Will the future initiation's include "Engineers Blue, a tub of Grease and Metal Shavings" :D

No, wire brush & Dettol, a la Mr William Connolly :o

Volunteers as third patient, anyone?

You, you and you - one pace forward, MARCH!

Humphrey Bear knows the joke!! Yay! :D:D

Will the future initiation's include "Engineers Blue, a tub of Grease and Metal Shavings" :D

No, wire brush & Dettol, a la Mr William Connolly :o

Volunteers as third patient, anyone?

You, you and you - one pace forward, MARCH!

Humphrey Bear knows the joke!! Yay! :D:D

Take care in application - the wire brush MUST be used before the Dettol, reversing the process can give serious cause for concern, especially with laryngitis.

Furthermore - A cattle prod, eleven inch dildo, tetly's tea bag, bulldog ants & itching powder should be a part of the hazing pack.

Aligators, my dear Soundman, aligators.

You can't have a proper hazing without aligators !!!

What could you do with an alligator? Leave it lurking in the bathroom.... :D That would create a mark in the "change your undies weekly" thread. :o

Alligators - as in alligator clips... attached between a car battery and the nips (note I am being PC here - same initiation applies to all three sexes). :D

(Edit: typo; in dread of being whipped by Mistress Jet)

But it is one of my favorite bits of Billy Connolly.

My favourite bit of Billy Connolly is his beard :o

I voted:

"I don't understand the question"

And you consider yourself to be a muppet ? Jeez.

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[Take care in application - the wire brush MUST be used before the Dettol, reversing the process can give serious cause for concern, especially with laryngitis.

Laryngitis? I thought this was about women who had, you know, an infection down there.

Right, on to the business at hand. Currently, there are 12 for and 20 against -- nayes and don't cares (I forgot to add a selection for FO Jet, which I'm certain would garner a wild influx of votes from the disgruntled-with-Jet and she's-an-egotistical-holier-than-thou-jerkwiit-DB members of the forum). I notice the nayes and don't carers scurried away and neglected to share the reasons for their votes. Jayen, there is no "I don't understand", so I know you voted don't care. NR, take him back to hot bum.

NR, you can call members anything you like. BSB said so.

Let's see, may I also request a pinned initiation thread? I will do the name calling, Limpy, Blaster, Sceaspit et al can perform the rites thereafter. Then we have it all in one spot so if Nooblettes need to reference names or bathroom times, etc, it's all neatly packaged in one thread.

I think I greeted Humphrey Bear already in Tiggy's thread where the bear gave such a lovely summation of his life to date. He seems so nice, it's gonna be a supreme pleasure to strip and strap him to the wheel of fortune and give him a few spins, maybe even alternating with a few counterclockwise riffs so he doesn't get colicky.

And some geek-faced Janus agent gave out my personal pm address to another new toddler named Garro, who I remember sharing spittled sparring matches (spittle from his side) on the General soap opera several months ago. See, this is why I need a secretary.

OK, Mr Bear first. Crikearama, he's old enough to be my son! Fortunately for Humphs, he told me all I need to know to christen him in Beddies. He hates TVs and electricity work, so in honour of his efforts in the field of his most wonderful endeavours and because I love the M*A*S*H series sooooooooooo much, Mr Bear will put away adultish things and be known affectionately forevermore as "Radar" in Beddies. Welcome, dear Radar. (NR and Itty Bitty, please dispense cuddles before he gets drowned by the boys.)

Garro. Well he's Irish, so he gets one point because Tiggy says I have to give one point to him for being a mick. He's procreating, so I gotta give him another point for that, so says ?? (too many pms from unsolicited sources), but who wants another monkey on the board? Alright, if he does something useful and doesn't bark, or whatever monkeys do, then give him cell 314-D minus. His job is management of the Beddies ten-pin bowling team (current membership: none) and the breast pocket of his polyester shirt will be lovingly embroidered with his Beddies name "Bud" in pastel shades of apricot by...by...who's doing embroidery this week? NR, please sort this out.

Welcome Radar and Bud.

An affirmative from the wilds of Dung Quat, just don't forget the buffalo dung.

Jeez I'd like to get the ThaiVisa boonie brigade out here, never mind dial up I think this is using wander up. The up side is beer at 44 cents a bottle and a passable bottle of Dalat red at 3 dollars. I do notice that all the Asia FriendFinder girls have relocated to Ha Noi, am I being stalked?

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An affirmative from the wilds of Dung Quat, just don't forget the buffalo dung.

Jeez I'd like to get the ThaiVisa boonie brigade out here, never mind dial up I think this is using wander up. The up side is beer at 44 cents a bottle and a passable bottle of Dalat red at 3 dollars. I do notice that all the Asia FriendFinder girls have relocated to Ha Noi, am I being stalked?

We love you, Phil. You been gone so long we thought Hanoi Hanna got you.

An affirmative from the wilds of Dung Quat, just don't forget the buffalo dung.

Jeez I'd like to get the ThaiVisa boonie brigade out here, never mind dial up I think this is using wander up. The up side is beer at 44 cents a bottle and a passable bottle of Dalat red at 3 dollars. I do notice that all the Asia FriendFinder girls have relocated to Ha Noi, am I being stalked?

We love you, Phil. You been gone so long we thought Hanoi Hanna got you.

I'm still hanging in here but t'internet connection is iffy at best. Took four attempts today just to log on to tv and then every so often I get the old "Internet Explorer can not display the web page blah blah blah". Oh well I should get my laptop tomorrow so will be able to try out the delights of WiFi :o , Vietnamese customs officials willing that is.

U wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?

U wanna be in my gang?

No not at all, P**S off! :o

This post has been edited by sticking needles in my eyes. Today 2007-07-07 20:07:07

[Take care in application - the wire brush MUST be used before the Dettol, reversing the process can give serious cause for concern, especially with laryngitis.

Laryngitis? I thought this was about women who had, you know, an infection down there.

Right, on to the business at hand. Currently, there are 12 for and 20 against -- nayes and don't cares (I forgot to add a selection for FO Jet, which I'm certain would garner a wild influx of votes from the disgruntled-with-Jet and she's-an-egotistical-holier-than-thou-jerkwiit-DB members of the forum). I notice the nayes and don't carers scurried away and neglected to share the reasons for their votes. Jayen, there is no "I don't understand", so I know you voted don't care. NR, take him back to hot bum.

NR, you can call members anything you like. BSB said so.

Let's see, may I also request a pinned initiation thread? I will do the name calling, Limpy, Blaster, Sceaspit et al can perform the rites thereafter. Then we have it all in one spot so if Nooblettes need to reference names or bathroom times, etc, it's all neatly packaged in one thread.

I think I greeted Humphrey Bear already in Tiggy's thread where the bear gave such a lovely summation of his life to date. He seems so nice, it's gonna be a supreme pleasure to strip and strap him to the wheel of fortune and give him a few spins, maybe even alternating with a few counterclockwise riffs so he doesn't get colicky.

And some geek-faced Janus agent gave out my personal pm address to another new toddler named Garro, who I remember sharing spittled sparring matches (spittle from his side) on the General soap opera several months ago. See, this is why I need a secretary.

OK, Mr Bear first. Crikearama, he's old enough to be my son! Fortunately for Humphs, he told me all I need to know to christen him in Beddies. He hates TVs and electricity work, so in honour of his efforts in the field of his most wonderful endeavours and because I love the M*A*S*H series sooooooooooo much, Mr Bear will put away adultish things and be known affectionately forevermore as "Radar" in Beddies. Welcome, dear Radar. (NR and Itty Bitty, please dispense cuddles before he gets drowned by the boys.)

Garro. Well he's Irish, so he gets one point because Tiggy says I have to give one point to him for being a mick. He's procreating, so I gotta give him another point for that, so says ?? (too many pms from unsolicited sources), but who wants another monkey on the board? Alright, if he does something useful and doesn't bark, or whatever monkeys do, then give him cell 314-D minus. His job is management of the Beddies ten-pin bowling team (current membership: none) and the breast pocket of his polyester shirt will be lovingly embroidered with his Beddies name "Bud" in pastel shades of apricot by...by...who's doing embroidery this week? NR, please sort this out.

Welcome Radar and Bud.

What are you conscripting me for Jet Dragon?

My job is protecting the weak, not hounding them into an early withdrawal from public life. Anyone doubting my credentials take note of my massive dummy spit in the Chiang Rai bloodbath forum, the original topic had something to do with Thai economics.

I'm still hanging in here but t'internet connection is iffy at best. Took four attempts today just to log on to tv and then every so often I get the old "Internet Explorer can not display the web page blah blah blah". Oh well I should get my laptop tomorrow so will be able to try out the delights of WiFi :o , Vietnamese customs officials willing that is.

Wifi in VN? Is that possible.

It was ciclo power in HCMC a few (four) years back. Nearly a month to get a phone connection - another month to get ISP connection. Luckily there was an Internet Cafe opposite our office, which worked at approx 5 bps.

Even more luckily, there were some excellent bars within a ten minute walk.

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