Answering my front door stark naked.

[save the frogs]

fairly entertaining, considering it's free

 

 

[save the frogs]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

I had half a bottle of whiskey and 2 bottles of wine.

yeah, george thorogood would be proud of you.

 

fun fact. just watched a vlog by a retired american in thailand.

he states 2 main reasons he avoids all foreigners in thailand;

drum roll ...

1 - they're drunk all the time

2 - they bad mouth the Thais all the time and the Thais can vaguely catch on to what they're talking about

 

 

[stoner]

50 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

7 now. 

 

amazing.

[tjintx]

41 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

yeah, george thorogood would be proud of you.

 

fun fact. just watched a vlog by a retired american in thailand.

he states 2 main reasons he avoids all foreigners in thailand;

drum roll ...

1 - they're drunk all the time

2 - they bad mouth the Thais all the time and the Thais can vaguely catch on to what they're talking about

 

 

Yep, I think most Thai's have cottoned on to talk that includes "f***ing Thais."    You know, 99% of Khun Bob's discussion points.

[bob smith]

9 minutes ago, tjintx said:

Yep, I think most Thai's have cottoned on to talk that includes "f***ing Thais."    You know, 99% of Khun Bob's discussion points.

…how else should I refer to them??

 

bob.

[Gandtee]

4 hours ago, bob smith said:

I was anything but ‘excited’ mate..

 

riled up would be the right phrase!

 

bob.

Just hanging around?

[RSD1]

[Knock Knock]

 

"Harr, who the fark dares go there? I'm on the piss and I've pissed myself too for foonk sake."

 

"I have a delivery for you sir, it's a package."

 

"Do you say you want to grab boob smith's package?"

 

"Uh, Yes, indeed, I believe so, sir, Mr. Smith"

 

"Well, in that case, let me open the door for you mate. Nevermind the free swinging b0ll0cks, they don't bite, I was just showing them to my mate Rob over there, but I call him Mrs. Smith. Did you say you want toss my salad laddie? Hey, Mrs. Smith, fetch the good lad a warm beer, will ya."

 

"Ummm, well, sorry sir, I think I've got the wrong villa, I must go now sir."

 

"Oh, wait, what's the rush junior? I promise you my gonads don't bite. Hey, do you like mashed gecko sandwiches? They are nothing like a vegamite burger, but not bad actually. Just a bit of Lea & Perrins on them and they wash down great with a warm Leo if I do say so myself."

 

"Gotta go now sir, byeeeeee!"

[save the frogs]

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

…how else should I refer to them??

 

bob.

is that a trick question?

[sipi]

I never answer the door unless I'm dressed in my tailor made bespoke tuxedo with matching fur felt melusine top hat and Louise Vuitton Varenne Richelieu leather shoes.

[newbee2022]

15 hours ago, bob smith said:

yesterday afternoon I had a few drinks at home.

In fact, it was more than a few.

I had half a bottle of whiskey and 2 bottles of wine.

I am currently at my main house located in a moo bahn.

if I’m at home on the weekend I rarely wear clothes, especially if it’s warm..

 

anyway, I drew the curtains on all the windows and there were no cars on the drive.

the gate was closed.

i clearly did not want to be disturbed.

 

about 17:00 tea time the bell went.

I was sat downstairs in the nak, I was tucking into a nice kebab that I had knocked together from a bit of left over beef and pork.

I ignored the bell.

Then it went off again, I still ignored it.

 

After 5 times of ringing I decided to get out of my chair and answer the door in the buff.

I had had enough and I was definitely not sober.

 

when I opened the door i saw it was the juristic goons at my gate.

I said in plain English ‘What do you want?’

the main guy had some kind of a clipboard in his hand.

he smiled and said ‘no problem sir’ and walked away.

 

I hope that is the last time they ever ring my doorbell.

 

bob.

Embarrassing post, embarrassing poster👎

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, newbee2022 said:

Embarrassing post, embarrassing poster👎

yet here you are!

 

nothing better to do?

 

bob.

[newbee2022]

Just now, bob smith said:

yet here you are!

 

nothing better to do?

 

bob.

Are you still drunk or sober this morning?

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Are you still drunk or sober this morning?

what's that got to do with you?

 

why do you care?

 

get off my thread troll.

 

bob.

[newbee2022]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

what's that got to do with you?

 

why do you care?

 

get off my thread troll.

 

bob.

Ouch, angry now? I bet you're still on the booze side, aren't you? Enjoy😂

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, newbee2022 said:

Ouch, angry now? I bet you're still on the booze side, aren't you? Enjoy😂

come round to my house and I'll show ya!

 

don't forget to ring the bell 5 times.

 

bob.

[Peterphuket]

15 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

I was eating at a falang restaurant off Buakhao a week ago, overlooked by a hotel, fat farang walks on the balcony, 1st floor naked, repulsive, so fat his c&b's couldn't be seen. Probably German, proper disgusting sight, must be one of those weird exhibitionists

Maybe it was Bob.

[RSD1]

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

come round to my house and I'll show ya!

 

don't forget to ring the bell 5 times.

 

bob.

5mm bobby 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

5mm bobby 

....drop one of those m's and you are getting closer!

 

bob.

[newbee2022]

12 minutes ago, bob smith said:

come round to my house and I'll show ya!

 

don't forget to ring the bell 5 times.

 

bob.

I don't think anybody is interesting in little things😂

[1FinickyOne]

16 hours ago, bob smith said:

I hope that is the last time they ever ring my doorbell.

I am sure they feel the same... 

[bob smith]

Just now, 1FinickyOne said:

I am sure they feel the same... 

good. i'm glad.

 

bob.

[fredwiggy]

16 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

I was eating at a falang restaurant off Buakhao a week ago, overlooked by a hotel, fat farang walks on the balcony, 1st floor naked, repulsive, so fat his c&b's couldn't be seen. Probably German, proper disgusting sight, must be one of those weird exhibitionists

Why do you say probably German?

[RSD1]

31 minutes ago, bob smith said:

come round to my house and I'll show ya!

I’m on my way. Just need to give the address to the Grab Car driver. Are you still residing at Tranny Mansion over on 69 Soi Ladyboy?

 

 

[ignore it]

A Brit in Thailand, quite sauced,

Answered the door, though his clothes were lost.

With clipboard in hand, they looked at his gland,

And said, "Well, that’s not what we’d planned!"

[worgeordie]

Where was the wife  ?...left you again , explains why you were drowning your sorrows ,

 

 

regards Worgeordie

[SAFETY FIRST]

16 hours ago, bob smith said:

it was the juristic goons

How's that Juristic woman going, I thought I read recently that you had a fling with her. 😉

[john donson]

you have guests over while your crack touched every single thing

 

dude with clipboard ran when he thought, airco must be set on zero, wiener so samaaaann

[bob smith]

26 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Where was the wife  ?.

...which one?

 

bob.

[Gottfrid]

14 hours ago, bob smith said:

…I’m not a tourist.

 

bob.

That´s even worse. Nevermind, you will surely not get any more visitor from them, but might get from police for indecent behavior. 

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

That´s even worse. Nevermind, you will surely not get any more visitor from them, but might get from police for indecent behavior. 

It's private property.

 

Are you saying I am not allowed to be naked in my own house?

 

bob.