If you think Thai girls make the best lovers then you have never been to South America!

[FriscoKid]

Just now, stoner said:

 

fatal error :) the magic is never the same usually after that first time. 

Yeah, could be that. But she never had issues with other Thai girls in the mix. 

[stoner]

6 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

who was really into sex (and me).

 

you were doing so well up to this point then you had to go on and tell stories...how big was the fish really ? :)

[FriscoKid]

30 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

Well, online on an anonymous forum, everyone has the biggest d*ck and has slept with the most women on every continent, right?

Oh, I thought I was the richest, most handsome, smartest, and with the biggest unit, at least that’s what all the girls tell me. You mean it isn’t true? Well, at least I know I’ve slept with the most women on every continent, even though I haven’t visited them all yet.  

[save the frogs]

3 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Oh, I thought I was the richest, most handsome, smartest, and with the biggest unit, at least that’s what all the girls tell me. You mean it isn’t true? Well, at least I know I’ve slept with the most women on every continent, even though I haven’t visited them all yet.  

bob's sidekick we're gonna call you

[London Lowf]

11 minutes ago, bob smith said:

....you should have paid her then! 😉 

 

bob.

 

I did!

 

(I always play the white guy)

 

[FriscoKid]

Just now, save the frogs said:

bob's sidekick we're gonna call you

Normally the girls call me “fatty”. It’s a reference to my wallet. 

[London Lowf]

6 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

you were doing so well up to this point then you had to go on and tell stories...how big was the fish really ? 🙂

 

Despite being an anonymous forum, I feel no need to tell lies.

 

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

bob's sidekick we're gonna call you

Some people can laugh at themselves. Others can’t. Try it.

[stoner]

2 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

 

Despite being an anonymous forum, I feel no need to tell lies.

 

 

Talk about a buzz kill.

[0ffshore360]

My last ex was Brazilian.

Like a McD burger in no way  do they match the picture that convinced you to buy in !

 

 

[JensenZ]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

No.

 

I like real women.

 

with the odd LB thrown in for good measure!

 

bob.

It doesn't matter what YOU like. No woman will make love to a dirty old man no matter what country they are from.

 

Keep dreaming!

 

For most participants in Thailand, it's the sex industry, so stop using the word "love" unless you're discussing the love of money. "Love-making" disappeared from my reality many years ago, along with my youth. It would seem you're in desperate need of a reality check yourself.

[FriscoKid]

2 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

I feel no need to tell lies.

Tell whatever you want, nobody cares. As long as it’s entertaining then that’s what counts. In other words, don’t be a susanlea. 

[bob smith]

Just now, JensenZ said:

It doesn't matter what YOU like. No woman will make love to a dirty old man no matter what country they are from.

 

Keep dreaming!

 

For most participants in Thailand, it's the sex industry, so stop using the word "love" unless you're discussing the love of money. "Love-making" disappeared from my reality many years ago, along with my youth.

utterly clueless.

 

bob.

[FriscoKid]

12 minutes ago, stoner said:

how big was the fish really ? 🙂

You mean her snapper?

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

You mean her snapper?

....I'm hung like a pike!

 

bob.

[London Lowf]

3 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

Talk about a buzz kill.

 

Yeh, I'm just not on the same wavelength as many on here.

 

That's not a criticism, just an observation.

[stoner]

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

You mean her snapper?

 

Exactly. Thanks this thread is such a good laugh. We need more in today's world. Bob you done good today

[JensenZ]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

utterly clueless.

 

bob.

Your replies are utterly clueless and ignorant, but of course, you live in a dream world with nothing better to do than endlessly posting nonsense on this forum.

[stoner]

6 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

 

Yeh, I'm just not on the same wavelength as many on here.

 

That's not a criticism, just an observation.

 

Being funny is natural.  some have it some don't.

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

....I'm hung like a pike!

 

bob.

That’s not so good. Have you tried getting an extension? 

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, JensenZ said:

Your replies are utterly clueless and ignorant, but of course, you live in a dream world with nothing better to do than endlessly posting nonsense on this forum.

...and yet here you are, replying endlessly to my so called 'nonsense'...

 

who's the bigger divvy then?

 

bob.

[London Lowf]

4 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

Being funny is natural some have it some don't.

 

I have my (rare) moments!

 

[FriscoKid]

4 minutes ago, JensenZ said:

Your replies are utterly clueless and ignorant, but of course, you live in a dream world with nothing better to do than endlessly posting nonsense on this forum.

Uh, in case you haven’t noticed, 90% of what get’s posted here is nonsense. But many people enjoy it because it’s good for a giggle. 

[bkk6060]

They may be good  lovers but mostly have big mouths, bad attitudes and get fat rather quickly.

Not many small girls which is my preference.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, bkk6060 said:

but mostly have big mouths, bad attitudes and get fat rather quickl

....same as thai women then?

 

bob.

[FriscoKid]

Anyway, back on topic, I’ve heard the DR can be fun for a romp, but I’ve never gone. 
 

But back to the subject of SE Asia, some of the Vietnamese can be pretty fun. 

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

some of the Vietnamese can be pretty fun. 

Yep, they can indeed.

 

lovely white skin too.

 

bob.

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

Yep, they can indeed.

 

lovely white skin too.

 

bob.

I’m not skin color centric. I tend to be an equal opportunity employer. I like them all. Variety is the spice of and all that. It’s the keenness and performance that counts. 

[bob smith]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

It’s the keenness and performance that counts. 

mrs.smith aint too keen these days.

 

i'm goin for an oil massage in a bit!

 

bob.

[stoner]

3 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

It’s the keenness and performance that counts. 

 

A wet noodle is a wet noodle.