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When are they banning all kitchen utensils,keys,D.I.Y equipment..Karate,Judo,Queensbury rules boxing   ban everything for the sake of the children and everyones "safety"  :bah: :w00t:

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8 minutes ago, johng said:

What will you eat your food with ....a straw ?

And would you use one of these to eat YOUR meal with?

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16 minutes ago, thesetat2013 said:

self defense is a very legitimate reason. however, perhaps carrying a gun would be better. Never bring a knife to a gunfight. 

Soon you will not be able to carry a swiss army knife in your pocket unless you are a criminal. Just wait until they see how this affects people adversely with even more injury related crimes. 

Self defense is not a legitimate reason to carry a weapon in the UK.

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14 minutes ago, thesetat2013 said:

self defense is a very legitimate reason. however, perhaps carrying a gun would be better. Never bring a knife to a gunfight.

"Unfortunately"  the Brits never  had a gun culture

they would have us defend ourself with a tea cup instead !

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, billd766 said:

And would you use one of these to eat YOUR meal with?

Well you could if in a pinch  use those and/or cut some firewood or make a shelter or skin a rabbit etc etc etc....

 

@giddyup  said why not a ban on all knives..how are we to prepare and eat our food ???    WEF/WHO  stipulation of no meat due to global warming, hence no need for sharp cutting implements any more  just drink the bug protein and highly nutritious  cockroach milk through a straw !   😋  🤢

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16 minutes ago, johng said:

Well you could if in a pinch  use those and/or cut some firewood or make a shelter or skin a rabbit etc etc etc....

 

@giddyup  said why not a ban on all knives..how are we to prepare and eat our food ???    WEF/WHO  stipulation of no meat due to global warming, hence no need for sharp cutting implements any more  just drink the bug protein and highly nutritious  cockroach milk through a straw !   😋  🤢

Don't act dumb, it's talking about the carrying of knives, not what you have in your cutlery drawer.

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2 minutes ago, giddyup said:

what you have in your cutlery drawer.

What you have in your cutlery draw is automagically intrinsically bonded to the home/kitchen of the owner  and cannot leave the house ?   in other words  anyone can take the knife from the kitchen and inflict horrible damage to anyone else outside in "public"

therefore all sharp instruments must be banned ??

 

Same can be said for screw drivers,hammers..and metal tea cups !

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1 hour ago, Purdey said:

Wow. A whole article that refers to zombie knives numerous times without explaining what they are.

Yeah, if only they could explain what they're banning.

I haven't a clue what a 'zombie knife' is.

 

Google says 8inch+ blade with serrated edge......... Bread knifes now illegal.

I thought carrying blades over 6inch were already banned in the UK.

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13 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

Surrender them? Why don't the police do their job and arrest people carrying them?

 

Oh that's right, they are too busy looking for posts they don't agree with on FB or attending gay pride events.

 

Or singing from the river to the sea at pro palestine marches.

 

Or taking the knee to BLM. 

 

Maybe they could just advise Muslims to leave them in the mosque again?

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/08/05/police-review-liaison-officer-muslims-weapons-mosque/

 


Weapons ‘surrender’ programs are a very effective way of removing weapons in circulation, leaving police to focus on the real crooks.

 

But you obviously missed this bit in the OP, salient point underlined:

 

“The government is urging individuals in possession of zombie-style knives and machetes to hand them in to police stations ahead of an impending ban on these dangerous weapons.”
 

 

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2 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

 

Not really in line with their staff advising people to drop them off their weapons in the mosque. 

 

Maybe they could ask all the burglars to drop off their stolen goods as well. Save investigating. 

 

Or ask drug dealers to turn in their stash instead of selling them for profit. 

 

Job's a good 'un. Then they can stay at the station browsing Facebook for posts they disagree with...

 

No wonder nobody respects them. 


So having embarrassed yourself with demands to lock people up for possession of weapons that aren’t currently banned under law you move back to your strawman.

 

 

 

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44 minutes ago, giddyup said:

I'm talking about the carrying of knives, or are you just being obtuse?

You said ban all knifes

 

1 hour ago, giddyup said:

Why not a ban on all kinds of knives, not just "Zombie" knives, whatever they are.

 

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14 minutes ago, Chomper Higgot said:


So having embarrassed yourself with demands to lock people up for possession of weapons that aren’t currently banned under law you move back to your strawman.

 

 

 

 

Maybe stop embarrassing yourself and read my posts first.

 

I said arrested for carrying them. It's illegal to carry Zombie knives.

 

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3 hours ago, thesetat2013 said:

self defense is a very legitimate reason. however, perhaps carrying a gun would be better. Never bring a knife to a gunfight. 

Soon you will not be able to carry a swiss army knife in your pocket unless you are a criminal. Just wait until they see how this affects people adversely with even more injury related crimes. 

Are you American?

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That is just bloody ridiculous. A normal Chefs kitchen knife is more dangerous in skilled hands than those little toys.

Are the utility outdoor knives prohibited too? How do you transport one home if you buy it in the shop.

 

Time to get a baseball bat and wrap it in concertina wire and some razor blades for good measure.

 

<deleted> them all, I would buy a gun too, just in spite. 

Americans are right in this case.

"If you ban the guns and knives, only the criminals will have those."

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