My best memory of Thailand

[Celsius]

It was during my second divorce in 2019 just before the virus. Me and wifey had an argument, so she kicked me out for a few days. After a week she stopped replying. After 2 weeks I said screw it I'm going on Tinder.

 

I meet a super crazy controlling career woman in her 30s. She was absolutely insane....on a power trip both in bed and real life. She literally locked me in her condo while she was at work only to use me afterwards. I felt like a caged animal....and I loved it!

 

However, all of a sudden my wife decides to start communicating. Being a guy that I am and can't lie, I tell her about my current gig. She goes absolutely crazy....apechit. In 6 years I never seen her like this. She demands her Line account. I say why not. Wifey says she is going to sue her because she was still married. The control freak starts bitching at her why did you let him go??? It was back and forth for about 2 weeks. The BEST part is that I was NEVER blamed for anything. I was just an innocent victim of a woman who needed to fulfill her needs. 

 

After this I continued my tinder adventures until I met my current wife. My Chinese wife is super religious Christian and she prayed  every day for Farang husband. COVID struck and there were lockdowns. She took me to Amphur, paid an agent 10,000 baht to get us married on the spot and thanked god for bringing the deadly virus upon this planet so she could finally get married. 

 

What is your best memory of Thailand?

 

 

 

[NowNow]

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Chinese wife is super religious Christian

 on Tinder?

[Celsius]

1 minute ago, NowNow said:

 on Tinder?

 

Let me tell you about Christians and the best part of being with one

[Ralf001]

5 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 on Tinder?

Grindr I reckon.

[Hummin]

Travelling with Suwanna, poi, nit, apple, noi,...............dam dam,,,,,,,

[Celsius]

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Grindr I reckon.

 

The topic is best memory of Thailand.

 

Is that yours?

[Ralf001]

Just now, Celsius said:

 

The topic is best memory of Thailand.

 

Is that yours?

 

My most memorable would be nudging 170mph on my old K4 gixxer on the 7 motorway.

[scubascuba3]

My three months as a Dive Master on Koh Tao, a nice break from working in the City of London

[KannikaP]

4 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

Let me tell you about Christians and the best part of being with one

Go on then, maybe I shall look for a born-again one.

[Celsius]

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Go on then, maybe I shall look for a born-again one.

 

The power of prayer.

 

You will be amazed just how much is forgiven just after one lil' prayer.

 

I will just leave it at that.

[SAFETY FIRST]

7 hours ago, Celsius said:

My best memory of Thailand 

Lots of great memories. 

 

Most memorable, paying for the C section at BPH and taking my newborn children home. 

 

My children have given me my best memories in Thailand. 

 

Life is great, I'll have many more ahead of me.

[mr336]

12 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

The power of prayer.

 

You will be amazed just how much is forgiven just after one lil' prayer.

 

I will just leave it at that.

Still waiting for my lotto numbers or a cancer free mother in law. Yep still waiting.

[newnative]

     I have so many 'best' memories.  I might highlight one.  When I first visited Thailand for the first time in December 2009, prior to my permanent move in June 2010, my Thai partner and I were living right on the beach in a condo near Ban Pae. 

    I vividly remember one beautiful evening when we went down to the beach and we had dinner right on the beach from one of the small beach food stalls, watching the sunset, listening to the waves.  Not many people around.  Beautiful weather.  While we were eating, an elephant with his handler came up the beach and ambled right by us--probably the first--but now not the last-- time in my life I had been so close to an elephant.  I remember thinking this is certainly wonderfully different from my ho hum life in Virginia.  

[J Branche]

First arriving in Thailand, nieve about anything below the surface in Thailand.  Everything was new, interesting and exciting.  Still love Thailand, Thai culture and people just now with a different perspective.

[barmatt]

My 4some in Pattaya MFFF.  😜🍌

[geisha]

2 hours ago, J Branche said:

First arriving in Thailand, nieve about anything below the surface in Thailand.  Everything was new, interesting and exciting.  Still love Thailand, Thai culture and people just now with a different perspective.

My best memory was on my first arrival to Phuket in 1984.  We asked the taxi to stop at the top of Kata hill where the shrine is, and looked down on the three perfect bays below and Poo island all glittering!!! This is where I wanted to be. It was wonderful with just a few colorful characters and perfect near empty beaches. I stayed until the tsunami hit , after , it all changed.

[brianthainess]

I had 3 months of sheer bliss IMO, I knew a very attractive bar girl that I had been with a few times, but the bar female bar owner used to get violent when pissed, and she and her also attractive much smaller friend, had to share a room with her, and wanted to find their own place feeling scared of her, so I suggested where I was staying I would pay for one of the bungalows at 3.5K a month, I just wanted one time a week, and also put a rule in place they could not bring customers there. Well the one I really liked never slept in 'her' room she would always come to my room every night, I did not have a M/C either but the smaller girl did, we used to drive around all day with me driving and the smaller one in front clamped between my legs............oh what a time we had, laughing and joking all day. 

They never went  back to the bar but freelanced at the clubs and other bars this was on Koh Chang nearly 20yrs ago. 

[Dexxter]

1 hour ago, brianthainess said:

I had 3 months of sheer bliss IMO, I knew a very attractive bar girl that I had been with a few times, but the bar female bar owner used to get violent when pissed, and she and her also attractive much smaller friend, had to share a room with her, and wanted to find their own place feeling scared of her, so I suggested where I was staying I would pay for one of the bungalows at 3.5K a month, I just wanted one time a week, and also put a rule in place they could not bring customers there. Well the one I really liked never slept in 'her' room she would always come to my room every night, I did not have a M/C either but the smaller girl did, we used to drive around all day with me driving and the smaller one in front clamped between my legs............oh what a time we had, laughing and joking all day. 

They never went  back to the bar but freelanced at the clubs and other bars this was on Koh Chang nearly 20yrs ago. 

 

This is exactly the type of memories that made Thailand wonderful.... until you get used to it and the glitter falls away... and all becomes ordinary... but still a great place to live. I have similar memories from 10 years ago but they were in Cambodia not Thailand so won't tell here.

Edited October 4 by Dexxter

[brianthainess]

1 hour ago, Dexxter said:

 

This is exactly the type of memories that made Thailand wonderful.... until you get used to it and the glitter falls away... and all becomes ordinary... but still a great place to live. I have similar memories from 10 years ago but they were in Cambodia not Thailand so won't tell here.

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[GypsyT]

On 10/3/2024 at 3:45 AM, Celsius said:

I meet a super crazy controlling career woman in her 30s. She was absolutely insane....on a power trip both in bed and real life. She literally locked me in her condo while she was at work only to use me afterwards. I felt like a caged animal....and I loved it!

I was sure your next line was; "...and then I woke up!"

 

Lucky you 😉  We all need something like that to re-live when life gets boring.

 

[Will B Good]

 

 

Covid lockdown in BKK.......what a fantastic time.

 

Only the 'police' bars were open for a good part of the time....had the condo to ourselves (almost).......loved every minute of it.

[gk10012001]

Hard to not use my first trip in 2004.  Arrived 11 AM into what is now DMK from LAX.  Suv airport not opened yet.  Took a mini van down to Pattaya.  Checked into Eastiny Place (now closed).  Just so loved walking around soi 7 and soi 8 and the rest of Pattaya for my ten day trip.  First soapy massage. So many beautiful ladies.  The post office impressed me as it had seats, called out numbers, displayed ticket numbers.  In palm Beach Florida my home at the time the old folks have to stand in line. 

 

Second trip was in December 2004.  All the girls dressed in Red. Christmas eve buffet at Lek hotel on a warm comfortable night was great.  Buddy and me and our girls miraculously changed our Phuket two day stay which was right on the Tsunami day to ko Samet instead.  great gal, great beach front bbq, snorkel trip around the island.  Got my first foot massage in Pattaya.  My buddy had been many times before and clued me into a lot of things.

 

 Other memories:   My first Moo Kata or Thai bbq with that killer sauce.  My first visit to Non Nooch.  My first visit to Nana.  Loved riding around on the BTS when it actually had seats.  It was like a Disney ride around Bangkok.  Chinese Pavillion near top of Pattaya Big Buddha hill.  Just arriving at BKK after leaving Vermont in the winter.  First breath of warm humid air is so stimulating.  FInding the Magic food court upon arrival to start my trip.  Swimming at Karon Beach in Phuket and turning around and seeing the big white buddha up on top of the hill.  So surreal.  Eating at Tequila Reef Ribs on Soi 7 in Pattaya escaping a winter back in the USA.  Just being in Thailand and doing whatever I want when I want any time of the day.  no real decisions to make.  Best getaway.  Just being able to walk down the side streets of Pattaya at 2 am, 3 am and chatting and meeting up with a beauty. If restless could saunter down to Walking street and there were some late night places open.  What a blast.  Late night cheese burger and fries at those burger stands.  Or Donner kabob.  KISS restaurant all night long for easy affordable meal while some late night people watch.  Swimming in Jomtien beach years ago when water was actually clean and swimmable and eating at the surf kitchen restaurant.  Wandering up and down Walking street hitting various gogos.  Little pork kabobs for 20 baht.  Banana roti , mango and sticky rice with that coconut dressing. 

 

15 trips and was going to semi retire there.  Sadly recent tax regulations pose too much risk for me so I will only be staying 177 days a year or about two 90 day visits each year which is OK.

Edited October 6 by gk10012001

[radiochaser]

Working in Thailand after experiencing the Spring Offensive of 1972 at Phu Bai Vietnam with nightly mortar and rocket attacks...   My best memories, no rocket and mortar attacks!

Edited October 6 by radiochaser

[Lucky Bones]

Wow? 2 divorces and the 2nd one sounds weird.

Are you sure you should be with a woman?🙃🙃