UK Immigration - Stranger Danger!

[Chris Daley]

There's only one thing better than bumping into an American and that's bumping into a Brit.  Jolly characters with ravishingly good looks.  They have a rich and diverse range of conversational topics.  One of those is immigration.  Is immigration really an issue in the UK?  If so why has every government promoted more of it for the past 130 years?  Uh oh... maybe there's a deeper reason involving global economy and the plight of humanity.

 

I want to let everyone know this is a safe zone.  You are all beautiful.  Lets go though some of those naughty noodle issues that keep coming up every day.

 
Timmy:  I fear that immigrants might take my job.  I feel really sad.

 

Hmm.. that's a good point Timmy.  Well you see Timmy, humans are the most expensive thing in a company.  Sometimes businesses want to save money and they do this by hiring cheaper labor.  It's sometimes called outsourcing.  Lets look at the numbers!

Aged 23 and over:  £11.00 per hour
Aged 21 to 22:  £10.18 per hour.
Aged 18 to 20:  £7.49 per hour.

Immigrant:  £5.28 per hour

Timmy:  I pay taxes.  Why do immigrants get free houses?

 

Good question Timmy.  Well you see immigrants also pay taxes.  So they also get houses.  There are pink ones, green ones many different houses.

Timmy:  Why do some people look different from me?

 

Oh Timmy!  You are full of questions today.  Well a long time ago the UK stole toys from people and made them work in a process called indentured labor.  Those people also fought in wars for the British!  Oh my gosh!  Those people lived a long way away from us.  And their skin pigment is different.  As part of this deal they were given British passports.  Many of them couldn't make it to the UK but some did!

Timmy:  Why do people claim benefits and not go to work in the big building?

 

Wow!  That's a toughie.  Well you see if people don't read or go to big school and they only eat a basic grains and cheap food they are easier to TRICK!  This is sometimes called the Capitalist System.

Timmy:  The man on the TV said I shouldn't play with the other kids. 

 

Yes, it's like when your teacher say 'no one can leave until Jack reads this sentence!'  It makes every one hate Jack and it turns people against each other.  But really, the teacher was the one being mean!  A nasty tactic.  Don't speak to that man again Timmy.

Edited Saturday at 06:13 AM by Chris Daley

[JBChiangRai]

Timmy: Why haven't I got a life?

Chris: Me Too

[scubascuba3]

Most countries are fed up with excessive immigration, thought everyone knew that

[youreavinalaff]

1 hour ago, Chris Daley said:

There's only one thing better than bumping into an American and that's bumping into a Brit.  Jolly characters with ravishingly good looks.  They have a rich and diverse range of conversational topics.  One of those is immigration.  Is immigration really an issue in the UK?  If so why has every government promoted more of it for the past 130 years?  Uh oh... maybe there's a deeper reason involving global economy and the plight of humanity.

 

I want to let everyone know this is a safe zone.  You are all beautiful.  Lets go though some of those naughty noodle issues that keep coming up every day.

 
Timmy:  I fear that immigrants might take my job.  I feel really sad.

 

Hmm.. that's a good point Timmy.  Well you see Timmy, humans are the most expensive thing in a company.  Sometimes businesses want to save money and they do this by hiring cheaper labor.  It's sometimes called outsourcing.  Lets look at the numbers!

Aged 23 and over:  £11.00 per hour
Aged 21 to 22:  £10.18 per hour.
Aged 18 to 20:  £7.49 per hour.

Immigrant:  £5.28 per hour

Timmy:  I pay taxes.  Why do immigrants get free houses?

 

Good question Timmy.  Well you see immigrants also pay taxes.  So they also get houses.  There are pink ones, green ones many different houses.

Timmy:  Why do some people look different from me?

 

Oh Timmy!  You are full of questions today.  Well a long time ago the UK stole toys from people and made them work in a process called indentured labor.  Those people also fought in wars for the British!  Oh my gosh!  Those people lived a long way away from us.  And their skin pigment is different.  As part of this deal they were given British passports.  Many of them couldn't make it to the UK but some did!

Timmy:  Why do people claim benefits and not go to work in the big building?

 

Wow!  That's a toughie.  Well you see if people don't read or go to big school and they only eat a basic grains and cheap food they are easier to TRICK!  This is sometimes called the Capitalist System.

Timmy:  The man on the TV said I shouldn't play with the other kids. 

 

Yes, it's like when your teacher say 'no one can leave until Jack reads this sentence!'  It makes every one hate Jack and it turns people against each other.  But really, the teacher was the one being mean!  A nasty tactic.  Don't speak to that man again Timmy.

Must be a quiet day at school. If you got more involved when you have no teaching, instead of writing drivel on your computer, you might get on better.

 

By the way, your hourly rates are wrong and immigrants don't get houses. 

 

It seems you are not the one who should be answering your alter ego's questions.

[Rampant Rabbit]

Which imaginary gender is  Timmy pls?

[BangkokReady]

21 hours ago, Chris Daley said:

Good question Timmy.  Well you see immigrants also pay taxes.  So they also get houses.

 

The "immigrants" who get free houses aren't paying taxes.

 

You sound woefully ill-informed.  I hope Timmy has another source of information on this.

[cowellandrew]

Who wants a house when you get a hotel!

 

😂

[harryviking]

I suggest to anyone thinking about going to the UK on holiday to join the daily "Ferries" across the channel and drop the immigration! You are well treated and even get a free hotel! 🤣

[Presnock]

On 11/16/2024 at 2:04 PM, scubascuba3 said:

Most countries are fed up with excessive immigration, thought everyone knew that

ESPECIALLY illegal immigration!  The US has one of the allowable immigration quotas yet still MILLIONS come illegally and too many local state/city governments provide for themwith tax monies of the local citizens.  The US also sends money to many of the countries from which these illegals are coming to alleviate some to the problems there but obviously that money doesn't get down to the poorer folks.  It is time to FIX this problem worldwide as many people die from just trying to make it to one of the western countries.  You don't see stories of folks lined up at the borders of N. Korea, China, Russia, Iran Afghanistan....except those lined up if any are on the inside of that border awaiting an opportunity to flee to the western country.  Because of this, most still remain very poor and many turn to crimes to survive but even knowing how bad it might be in that western country, they still have it better than remaining in their own country so I guess it must be really bad there!  But, it used to be than immigrants assimulated into the local country's culture but now they come in droves and want to change the country into the same that they fled from.  Time to export them! IMHO!

[geisha]

The fact  is there is only so many immigrants that a country can manage . 
For example UK is a small country and cannot accept this continuing stream of people who have no work qualifications and will live in poverty . The degradation of the country is amplified every day.  Of course I feel terribly sorry for them, but it’s their own countries responsibility to look after their people instead of putting all the help and billions they receive into their own pockets. 

[James105]

Timmy: How comes I can rock up on a dinghy in the UK and I'll be given free money, free phone and free hotel, yet when I tried this in Thailand they detained me and made me pay for a flight out of there.   Thats unfair!

A: It's called a border and all sensible countries have one and enforce it.   Get a visa if you need one, arrive there legally, show your passport to the immigration officials, pay for your own stay there, and they will be far more welcoming.  

[Patong2021]

16 hours ago, geisha said:

The fact  is there is only so many immigrants that a country can manage . 
For example UK is a small country and cannot accept this continuing stream of people who have no work qualifications and will live in poverty . The degradation of the country is amplified every day.  Of course I feel terribly sorry for them, but it’s their own countries responsibility to look after their people instead of putting all the help and billions they receive into their own pockets. 

 

Boo hoo. Ask the  natives in the Americas, India and Africa if they enjoyed  having the British invade and plunder their wealth.

Poor little UK is getting a taste of what it inflicted on the world for centuries.  Same goes for Europe.

As for the USA, it exploited and corrupted the Americas, attempted to annex Canada, grabbed land from  both Canada and Mexico. 

The UK and USA forced opium on the Chinese and destroyed a nation leaving it weak. 

 

[Thingamabob]

5 hours ago, James105 said:

Timmy: How comes I can rock up on a dinghy in the UK and I'll be given free money, free phone and free hotel, yet when I tried this in Thailand they detained me and made me pay for a flight out of there.   Thats unfair!

A: It's called a border and all sensible countries have one and enforce it.   Get a visa if you need one, arrive there legally, show your passport to the immigration officials, pay for your own stay there, and they will be far more welcoming.  

You forgot to mention in the UK illegal immigrants also get free medication and free transport...

[Nick Carter icp]

People tend to stop complaining about illegal immigrants when they are sat at home and hungry and they order a Kebab from Grab and an illegal immigrants makes the kebak then an illegal immigrant delivers the kebab on a motorbike to their house

[GammaGlobulin]

On 11/18/2024 at 7:10 AM, Presnock said:

ESPECIALLY illegal immigration!  The US has one of the allowable immigration quotas yet still MILLIONS come illegally and too many local state/city governments provide for themwith tax monies of the local citizens.  The US also sends money to many of the countries from which these illegals are coming to alleviate some to the problems there but obviously that money doesn't get down to the poorer folks.  It is time to FIX this problem worldwide as many people die from just trying to make it to one of the western countries.  You don't see stories of folks lined up at the borders of N. Korea, China, Russia, Iran Afghanistan....except those lined up if any are on the inside of that border awaiting an opportunity to flee to the western country.  Because of this, most still remain very poor and many turn to crimes to survive but even knowing how bad it might be in that western country, they still have it better than remaining in their own country so I guess it must be really bad there!  But, it used to be than immigrants assimulated into the local country's culture but now they come in droves and want to change the country into the same that they fled from.  Time to export them! IMHO!

 

Why emigrate to the UK?

Too difficult.

 

Instead, far better to emigrate to either Africa or India.

 

I have heard that the South Sudan is particularly pleasant this time of year....

 

 

Also...

Just love his Mop-Top doo....

 

And, probably no quotas for Farang, either....

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by GammaGlobulin

[Red Forever]

59 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

People tend to stop complaining about illegal immigrants when they are sat at home and hungry and they order a Kebab from Grab and an illegal immigrants makes the kebak then an illegal immigrant delivers the kebab on a motorbike to their house

Well said Nick. I'm afraid your astute exposure of far right hypocrisy will fly over the heads of flag waving "patriots".