Problem with constipation at 82.

[dinsdale]

A glass of prune juice and drink 2 or 3 teaspoons of cold pressed extra virgin olive oil in the morning on an empty tummy and that might get things going. 3 or 4 days waves a big red flag though. 3 days maybe max then you run the risk of fecal impaction and you don't want that (sht basically turns into cement). Are you drinking enough water? Constipation is one of the symptoms of dehydration. When was the last time you had a check up? I'm no fan of doctors anywhere and less so here but sometimes you just have to. All the best mate. 

p.s. The olive oil is also rally good for your arteries.

[dinsdale]

13 hours ago, deadbeat said:

I was told by an old timer here that this problem has a simple and inexpensive fix without playing around with your diet.

When you want a number two put the bum gun up where the sun dont shine.

It'll all come out of you like a waterfall.

Leaves your aristotle as clean as a whistle too.

And an excellent way to get an infection.

[dinsdale]

10 hours ago, Yagoda said:

Figs and Prunes, Dragon Fruit and Pineapple

On pizza yeah! Add black Kalamata olives and anchovies and it's sounding pretty good to me. Drop the kiwi fruit though.

Edited 3 hours ago by dinsdale