Drunken Foreign Couple Causes Chaos at Pattaya Hotel, Woman Detained After Fleeing

[Lacessit]

6 hours ago, kingstonkid said:

Hey for a fun time I would not kick her out of bed 

 

Not sure she would be long term appropriate LOL But with all that energy she might be a good ride.

 

 

Everybody is different, skanks are not my thing.

[soalbundy]

I presume mummy and daddy will be able to recognize their little angel as will her employer, bank manager and friends, the UK won't be kind to her,

[quake]

22 minutes ago, Bannoi said:

If that's the prize I don't want to win

 

 In these situations, you need to do the thinking with the little head. 

my bar has always been low.

 

 

[kidneyw]

Yep, she is a keeper. Keep her in the slammer.

[ujayujay]

 

[Mickboy]

Wish that was the main news on this planet lol

[Briggsy]

1 hour ago, soalbundy said:

as will her employer, bank manager

2 foreign concepts in today's UK. (working & personal relationships with banks) So won't apply here.

 

1 hour ago, soalbundy said:

and friends, the UK won't be kind to her,

She will become an overnight sensation both within her circle and on social media.

[smedly]

10 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

Oh, she looks lovely.  Just more quality British tourists.

looks heavily pregnant

[JCauto]

11 hours ago, Denim said:

Well live and learn eh.  I bet there are not many of us who knew this. 

Of course not! We've been reliably informed on several occasions that it's a family resort.

[Marco100]

Always the Brits 😂😂😂

[quake]

10 minutes ago, smedly said:

looks heavily pregnant

 

Maybe just a beer gut. 

[proton]

5 hours ago, norfolkandchance said:

 

 

 

How do you know when a fat slag has orgasmed? when she drops he chips 😁

 

What do fat slags use for protection when having sex? A bus shelter

[Taboo2]

So, no evidence to blame weed on this problem.

[Dexxter]

13 hours ago, Georgealbert said:

sexual activity with her partner on a glass table, causing it to shatter.

 

That is to be expected when you are overweight.

[atpeace]

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Everybody is different, skanks are not my thing.

Hey - agree with you but 99% of expats I have met in Pattaya wouldn't be able to land this woman back in their home country and I bet that includes you.  Maybe you're the exception but just stating the obvious.  She has nice legs and the head isn't bad.  The trunk has seen some use  - probably a litter or two.

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, atpeace said:

Hey - agree with you but 99% of expats I have met in Pattaya wouldn't be able to land this woman back in their home country and I bet that includes you.  Maybe you're the exception but just stating the obvious.  She has nice legs and the head isn't bad.  The trunk has seen some use  - probably a litter or two.

I would not want to land this woman, even if I could. Petite Thai women with a caring attitude are more my speed.

 

Quite apart from the fact she could legally take half my assets in the UK. Not here.

 

My GF is 23 years younger than me. I am as likely to get a woman that much younger than me in Australia, as I am of becoming an astronaut, but why would I want to?

[atpeace]

19 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I would not want to land this woman, even if I could. Petite Thai women with a caring attitude are more my speed.

 

Quite apart from the fact she could legally take half my assets in the UK. Not here.

 

My GF is 23 years younger than me. I am as likely to get a woman that much younger than me in Australia, as I am of becoming an astronaut, but why would I want to?

I enjoy authentic posters like yourself! 23 years younger sounds challenging but depends on your age. 

 

Personally i find most women under 35 that are in demand, difficult to be around for more than a few hours.  Not all but 99% of them 🙂  I've always liked older women that are extremely hot which definitely can be a challenge to find.  Luckily I had nothing but time 🙂

[Regyai]

Did she have a pen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should've stayed in it!

[AngryMan]

I has to be said guys, one would first have to roll her in flour and then look for the wet spot!

But at least she would keep the flies of the sandwiches at a family BBQ!

[DrMJA]

End of the video chorus, a Christmas sing-along

 

🎼 🎶🎵 🎶 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 “I'm locked up and they won’t let me out.” 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶  🎵

 

555 5555 555

[TallGuyJohninBKK]

13 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

 

Re the photo above...

 

I've heard that some women like having their hair pulled back from behind and having a pair of handcuffs slapped on as part of their frisky time escapades.... But that's just hearsay, mind you... 

[Aussiepeter]

This 'lass' reminds me of the saying "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with a few". To be fair though, she's just had a few too many drinks.  Sadly, my favourite waterhole in Chiang Mai for over twenty years, the "Mad Dog Bar & Restaurant" burnt down last Saturday. However, I recall an event from my time there, (I am near fluent in all dialects of Thai). Whilst having lunch, I overheard some local Thai slang & looked up to see what the staff were talking about. Two slim early 20's British males were walking past the front of the bar (100 foot frontage) - "sheep-dogging" them along from behind & nagging them "not to look at the ladies" were their 'girlfriends'. Two of the fattest, ugliest, tattoed Geordie (from their accents) lasses I'd ever seen. The girls in the bar making Thai jokes realised I was listening, but the sum total of it was (my translation) "those poor ba**ards, they've come all the way here, with endless pu*sy, but instead they took coal to Newcastle". How true. I felt pity for them. on obviously their first trip to LOS.

[cardinalblue]

Alcohol…

[maraudingscot]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shouting English as though that is a magical "get out of jail" card.

 

Where as in reality it is a warning that they are more trouble than they should be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[GoodieAfterDark]

17 hours ago, nikmar said:

It was people like this that helped me make my mind up to leave the UK. That was 20 years ago - this is the next generation. 

 

Good luck! The human trash is all over the world. Unfortunately they can travel too. 

[Iron Tongue]

4 hours ago, cardinalblue said:

Alcohol…

Stupidity and a feeling of entitlement to do anything they please because they are on vacation

[Woke to Sounds of Horking]

Quite the bruiser this one.

 

She wants to be a Tik Tok starlet.

[theshu25]

At first i thought this story was about Kate price,hahah

same result.

[BumGun]

20 hours ago, FritsSikkink said:

"the couple had been behaving inappropriately on a sofa in the hotel lobby"

 

What happened to the dude, did her defend her honor ? Or did he get off her and ran from a future date at the bench with His Honor ?

[jacko45k]

11 hours ago, Marco100 said:

Always the Brits 😂😂😂

Getting to be an inaccurate comment of late......