An Indecent Proposal?

[BarBoy]

I've just had a text from an old colleague of mine who I haven't seen for years saying that she 'misses me'...

 

She is a Thai woman, office worker type and lives in Hat Yai.

She knows that I am in a relationship but has said she is coming to my area for new year and would love to meet up at her hotel.

 

I'm not sure what to do at this moment in time but I always did have a bit of a thing for her and Mrs. Neville is actually doing my head in a bit at the moment...

 

What would you fellas do?

[Upnotover]

Block her.

[BarBoy]

Just now, Upnotover said:

Block her.

Why?

[Briggsy]

I would try to embellish and develop the tale for your avid Aseanow readers. Try to work on the "old colleague" character. We know she is female and from Hat Yai but a lot more meat on the bones is required. You need to paint a picture in the reader's mind.

[G_Money]

She’s broke/skint and wants a “never have to pay back “ loan.

 

 

[BarBoy]

2 minutes ago, Briggsy said:

but a lot more meat on the bones is required

...I'm not into fat girls.

[G_Money]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

...I'm not into fat girls.

She is obviously into fat guys.  

 

AKA Chubby Chaser.

[Lacessit]

The OP should post photos of his wife and the old flame, so we can offer informed advice. Old girl friends never feed the ducks, Mr. Neville is all too likely to do so.

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Old girl friends never feed the ducks, Mr. Neville is all too likely to do so.

could you elaborate on this?

[Lacessit]

Just now, BarBoy said:

could you elaborate on this?

I thought you were fluent in Thai?

 

" Feed the ducks" is a well-known Thai expression, for when jealous wives and girlfriends cut off a sleeping male's todger, and throw it out the window for any lurking yard creature to consume.

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

I thought you were fluent in Thai?

 

" Feed the ducks" is a well-known Thai expression, for when jealous wives and girlfriends cut off a sleeping male's todger, and throw it out the window for any lurking yard creature to consume.

I see.

 

Never heard that before.

[bubblegum]

34 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

I've just had a text from an old colleague of mine who I haven't seen for years saying that she 'misses me'...

 

She is a Thai woman, office worker type and lives in Hat Yai.

She knows that I am in a relationship but has said she is coming to my area for new year and would love to meet up at her hotel.

 

I'm not sure what to do at this moment in time but I always did have a bit of a thing for her and Mrs. Neville is actually doing my head in a bit at the moment...

 

What would you fellas do?

Stop believing in fairy tales? bob

[ChumpChange]

56 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

I've just had a text from an old colleague of mine who I haven't seen for years saying that she 'misses me'...

 

She is a Thai woman, office worker type and lives in Hat Yai.

She knows that I am in a relationship but has said she is coming to my area for new year and would love to meet up at her hotel.

 

I'm not sure what to do at this moment in time but I always did have a bit of a thing for her and Mrs. Neville is actually doing my head in a bit at the moment...

 

What would you fellas do?

First ask her how much she weighs now. If no more than 55 kg then offer her ฿2000 for a knobbing. If over 55 kg then only offer her ฿1500. If she objects to your pricing structure then remind her that your wife only charges you ฿1000 for a shag, which includes a gratuitous "goodbye" nut in the morning.

[BarBoy]

9 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

First ask her how much she weighs now. If no more than 55 kg then offer her ฿2000 for a knobbing. If over 55 kg then only offer her ฿1500. If she objects to your pricing structure then remind her that your wife only charges you ฿1000 for a shag, which includes a gratuitous "goodbye" nut in the morning.

..She has just offered to take me out for a meal and buy me a new pair of shoes for a Christmas present. 

 

All on her.

 

We go way back but I've never stuck the turkey in the oven yet, so to speak...

[GammaGlobulin]

Do what you like:

 

Use your head.....

 

 

 

Realize that you are....NOTHING....

 

 

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Use your head.....

...The big one or the little one??

 

🤭

[GammaGlobulin]

Just now, BarBoy said:

...The big one or the little one??

 

🤭

 

 

What does it matter when....

 

Both are nothing.

 

 

[ChumpChange]

17 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

..She has just offered to take me out for a meal and buy me a new pair of shoes for a Christmas present. 

 

It never happened. 
 

17 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

We go way back but I've never stuck the turkey in the oven yet, so to speak...

Stick with my manifesto and you will avoid any grief. 

[BarBoy]

Just now, ChumpChange said:

It never happened. 
 

Stick with my manifesto and you will avoid any grief. 

your manifesto?

 

you think you are that important??

[ChumpChange]

18 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

your manifesto?

 

you think you are that important??

Important? Maybe impotent. 

[frank83628]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

The OP should post photos of his wife and the old flame, so we can offer informed advice. Old girl friends never feed the ducks, Mr. Neville is all too likely to do so.

And a photo of him

[bkk6060]

Let it fly.  Bang her no condoms and enjoy.

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, frank83628 said:

And a photo of him

...you into blokes then, frank?

[BarBoy]

Just now, bkk6060 said:

Let it fly.  Bang her no condoms and enjoy.

I am leaning toward this.

 

She has a cracking body on her!

[frank83628]

8 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

...you into blokes then, frank?

No, but we could compare the 3 pictures and see what these chicks have to endure and put a face to the name. I am going with the stereotypical, bald or balding, chubby and  a good bit below 6ft

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, frank83628 said:

I am going with the stereotypical, bald or balding, chubby and under a good bit below 6ft

None of that really matters here when you've got a big wad of cash in your back burner, does it??

[Lacessit]

47 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

...The big one or the little one??

 

🤭

The one with a brain.

[Elkski]

Surely a man like you picked a Miss Nevelle who is amendable to such rare indiscretions so stop talking about her being special and just poke it. 

[sidjameson]

3.5 billion years of evolution and this is the result.

 

[frank83628]

7 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

None of that really matters here when you've got a big wad of cash in your back burner, does it??

No, not really, but we could all see what's what, mind you I expect 80% of members are the same, I remember unfortunately having to have a night in Pattaya enroute to Koh Chang, all I saw was a see of bald heads, grey hair, beer bellys and neon lights.