What on earth is going on!

[BarBoy]

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

[novacova]

8 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

New York? LA? San Francisco?

[BarBoy]

Just now, novacova said:

New York? LA? San Francisco?

No prize for you.

[CharlieH]

Off topic nonsense removed, focus on the topic not the poster.

[Lacessit]

I can guess where it is. OK, I'll bite. Why do you say you had no choice?

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

 Why do you say you had no choice?

I don't want to get into that..

 

I just didn't have a choice.

[CharlieH]

Well c'mon Colin regail us with the sordid details of what precisely did you see to warrant "Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. "

[BarBoy]

Just now, CharlieH said:

Well c'mon Colin regail us with the sordid details of what precisely did you see to warrant "Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. "

...can you promise that I won't get banned, Charlie? 😅

[Lacessit]

4 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Well c'mon Colin regail us with the sordid details of what precisely did you see to warrant "Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. "

IIRC the opening scenes of the TV series "Peaky Blinders" showed couples openly shagging in the streets. Perhaps that is what has shocked BB's sensitive soul.

 

Question: Did he go back to his hotel and watch porn, for acclimatization purposes?

[BarBoy]

Just now, Lacessit said:

Perhaps that is what has shocked BB's sensitive soul

I'm anything but sensitive. But if I post what a woman said to me in my ear last night I will definitely get banned...

 

It was more than R Rated.

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

I'm anything but sensitive. But if I post what a woman said to me in my ear last night I will definitely get banned...

 

It was more than R Rated.

Was it a threesome with a German Shepherd?

[BarBoy]

Just now, Lacessit said:

Was it a threesome with a German Shepherd?

Worse. Much worse.

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

Worse. Much worse.

I've probably gone far enough without getting banned myself.

[Ralf001]

41 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

 

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

.

 

I live in a tourist spot, sounds similar to the one you have visited.... Its the reason why I wont move somewhere else.

[Ben Zioner]

Buriram

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I live in a tourist spot, sounds similar to the one you have visited.... Its the reason why I wont move somewhere else.

You mean you actually like it?...

[Ralf001]

3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

You mean you actually like it?...

Its why I stay here.

 

Yeah the work commute each day is tiresome (1 to 1.5hr each way) but the option to move closer to work and miss out on all that this place has to offer within a 10minute  bolt ride from my house.... yeah, Nah.

[a3tsw]

Sounds much like Purley ...

[Nick Carter icp]

11 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Worse. Much worse.

 

   Was it a threesone with an Isreali shepard ?

[Ralf001]

12 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Worse. Much worse.

2 labrador's and a tub of peanut butter (smooth)?

[BarBoy]

9 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Was it a threesone with an Isreali shepard ?

It was a Lebanese one....

[Nick Carter icp]

Just now, BarBoy said:

It was a Lebanese one....

 

  Was there anything wrong with an Israeli one ?

[ChumpChange]

1 hour ago, BarBoy said:

I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

 

Oh, Bob the Gob, you paint such a vivid picture of chaos and carnage that I can almost smell the bittersweet aroma of hopeless human desperation mixed with the finest minging cheap cologne money can buy. Absolute madness, you say? Shirtless farang lunatics, women and men brassing themselves off at every corner, sounds like humanity’s ultimate tribute to hedonistic excess. Truly, the Eighth Wonder of the World.

 

But honestly, mate, I’m absolutely stunned that you, of all people, had no choice but to vibe out in such a den of depravity. Surely a paragon of virtue like yourself could have found a more wholesome destination? Perhaps a serene monastery retreat? Or a silent meditation camp in the jungle with nothing but you and a million ravenous mosquitoes for company? Yet here you are, valiantly navigating the swirling cesspool of debauchery, all while selflessly reporting back to us deprived lot just for the greater good sake of humanity. You really are the unsung hero we never knew we needed, Sir Bob of Bell-End.

 

And then there’s the security guard, an unsung legend in his own right. One moment he’s exchanging pleasantries with the likes of you, and the next, he’s got some sweaty, shirtless farang numpty secured in a headlock. The man’s a one-man arse kicking machine bruv. I hope you took down the geezer's contact details, because this bloke surely deserves more than a medal. He deserves a full statue on the Walk of Shame.

 

No prizes for guessing the location? Come on now, Bobby Boy, you know we’re all hanging on your every word. A few Soi numbers would suffice, purely for research purposes, of course. Strictly confidential. My mate is very keen to avoid the area too. Your secret’s safe with me mate, I promise.

[BarBoy]

10 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

A few Soi numbers would suffice

It's the soi with buildings n that.

[ChumpChange]

2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

It's the soi with buildings n that.

Bless you Bobby Brazzer for that high level intel. Your trust in me is deeply treasured. I won't be telling a single soul!

[Walker88]

 another frequent thread-starter, put up a thread today that's maybe right up your alley.

 

He asks if human existence has become just too complex to comprehend.

 

I guess I have an advantage, as I studied lots of biology and zoology in my pre-med days, so I know the 'birds and the bees' are wont to do what birds and bees do.

 

The sole purpose of life is more life, and as humans, we want to practice for game day as much as possible. Pattaya offers up that chance.

 

Get in there and follow the prime directive, Bob. Practice makes perfect.

[Lacessit]

11 hours ago, Walker88 said:

another frequent thread-starter,  put up a thread today that's maybe right up your alley.

 

He asks if human existence has become just too complex to comprehend.

 

I guess I have an advantage, as I studied lots of biology and zoology in my pre-med days, so I know the 'birds and the bees' are wont to do what birds and bees do.

 

The sole purpose of life is more life, and as humans, we want to practice for game day as much as possible. Pattaya offers up that chance.

 

Get in there and follow the prime directive, Bob. Practice makes perfect.

Somebody's been reading Richard Dawkins.

[NanLaew]

2 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I don't want to get into that..

 

I just didn't have a choice.

 

Just bite the bullet, give her the house, get a divorce and move to Cambodia.

[short-Timer]

2 hours ago, BarBoy said:

But if I post what a woman said to me in my ear last night

If only it was an actual woman. 😂

[still kicking]

Amsterdam but then again you could not afford that