Russell Brand criminally charged with rape...

[FriscoKid]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer b*llend. FAFO innit. 

 

 

[Cameroni]

The universe always keeps score. Call it karma, divine justice or whatever you like. Nobody escapes.

 

What you reap you will sow.

[FriscoKid]

Russell Brand has been charged with multiple sexual offenses in the UK, as announced by the Metropolitan Police on April 4, 2025. Specifically, he faces five charges: one count of rape, one count of indecent assault, one count of oral rape, and two counts of sexual assault. These charges relate to alleged offenses occurring between 1999 and 2005, following an investigation sparked by complaints from several women. Brand is scheduled to appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on May 2, 2025. These are criminal charges, and if convicted, he could face imprisonment, with penalties in the UK varying based on the severity of the offenses.
 

If convicted, Brand could face significant prison time—potentially 5 to 15 years for rape, or up to 7-10 years for other charges—depending on the evidence and sentencing.

 

https://news.met.police.uk/news/russell-brand-charged-by-the-metropolitan-police-service-495944

[FriscoKid]

13 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

The universe always keeps score. Call it karma, divine justice or whatever you like. Nobody escapes.

 

What you reap you will sow.

 

A total of four women are involved in the five sexual assault related charges, two of which are rape. It’s going to be much harder for him to wiggle out of this when multiple women are testifying to the same pattern of behavior. This isn’t just his word against one woman, where he could claim it was consensual and try to undermine her credibility. Hope they nail his arseholio. 

[Keeps]

I hope he gets what he deserves. A horrible, despicable, narcissistic misogynist. And he supports West Ham.......

[Sierra Tango]

How does "What you reap you will sow" work? Sorry if I am missing something here other than any logic.

 

Not sure I've ever taken any notice of Russel Brand. What does he do apart from aledgedly like to give a good licking?

[FriscoKid]

15 minutes ago, Keeps said:

I hope he gets what he deserves. A horrible, despicable, narcissistic misogynist. And he supports West Ham.......

Agreed. A full fledged nasty bit of work. How does he explain away something like this to his children though, let alone his wife?

[Ralf001]

FFS he copped a few gobbies 20 yrs ago...

 

now charged with rape !!

 

[FriscoKid]

4 minutes ago, Sierra Tango said:

How does "What you reap you will sow" work? Sorry if I am missing something here other than any logic.

 

Not sure I've ever taken any notice of Russel Brand. What does he do apart from aledgedly like to give a good licking?

He spreads conspiracy theories. Attacks US politics in every way possible, but won't dare touch the subject of UK politics. He's just another toxic jizz-stick like Alex Jones. More intelligent and better spoken than AJ, but equally as vile and evil. 

[Keeps]

2 minutes ago, Sierra Tango said:

Not sure I've ever taken any notice of Russel Brand. What does he do apart from aledgedly like to give a good licking?

He spouts <deleted>$ and attempts to be funny (and fails miserably).

[Sierra Tango]

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

He spreads conspiracy theories. Attacks US politics in every way possible, but won't dare touch the subject of UK politics. He's just another toxic <deleted> like Alex Jones. More intelligent and better spoken than AJ, but equally as vile and evil. 

Thanks Frisco. Not sure who Alex Jones is either but I promise to do my home work.

[Celsius]

31 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

The universe always keeps score. Call it karma, divine justice or whatever you like. Nobody escapes.

 

What you reap you will sow.

 

I LIKED HIM

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, Keeps said:

He spouts <deleted>$ and attempts to be funny (and fails miserably).

I never found him funny. He's articulate, yet he's probably the highest quality example of verbal diarrhea taken to an extreme. It's nauseating to watch him sit there and act like he's a Messiah.

[Sierra Tango]

2 minutes ago, Keeps said:

He spouts <deleted>$ and attempts to be funny (and fails miserably).

Thanks Keeps, wow, he does not appear to be very popular at all.

[PomPolo]

He's got the second most annoying voice in the world after old Oracle Face. be good not to hear from him for a while

[FriscoKid]

Just now, PomPolo said:

He's got the second most annoying voice in the world after old Oracle Face. be good not to hear from him for a while

Tries to appear like Jesus Christ. Looking a bit fem as well. That's his persona. Quite detestable.

[Keeps]

2 minutes ago, Sierra Tango said:

Thanks Keeps, wow, he does not appear to be very popular at all.

He really could be in a serious spot of bother. It is very likely that the judge and jury (in the event it goes to trial) will think he is a complete bell-end even before they hear any of the evidence. He could be getting a taste of his own medicine for a number of years from 'Big Dave' and the like if/when he is found guilty. 

[dinsdale]

The bloke is now a full on Christian nutter. Not a fan but I'm not a guilty until proven innocent type unlike some of the above posters. To me it smells of a "me too" thing. 

[Chomper Higgot]

9 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

I never found him funny. He's articulate, yet he's probably the highest quality example of verbal diarrhea taken to an extreme. It's nauseating to watch him sit there and act like he's a Messiah.

On that note, he recently ‘got religion’.

Polluting the River Thames during his conversion.

 

 

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-unlikely-christian-conversion-of-russell-brand/

[Sierra Tango]

2 minutes ago, Keeps said:

He really could be in a serious spot of bother. It is very likely that the judge and jury (in the event it goes to trial) will think he is a complete bell-end even before they hear any of the evidence. He could be getting a taste of his own medicine for a number of years from 'Big Dave' and the like if/when he is found guilty. 

That will have him puckering up in his nether regions, the thouight of Big Dave dishing out the dicipline.

Here was me thinking that the only way that you could get a taste of your own medicine was to either be very good at Yoga or a contortionist...

[FriscoKid]

4 minutes ago, Keeps said:

He really could be in a serious spot of bother. It is very likely that the judge and jury (in the event it goes to trial) will think he is a complete bell-end even before they hear any of the evidence. He could be getting a taste of his own medicine for a number of years from 'Big Dave' and the like if/when he is found guilty. 

The CPS only authorizes charges when it believes there’s a “realistic prospect of conviction” (over 50% likelihood) and that prosecution serves the public interest, a threshold met here after a thorough Metropolitan Police investigation. For sexual offense cases that reach trial in England and Wales, the conviction rate hovers around 70%, according to Ministry of Justice data from recent years. 

[Chomper Higgot]

10 minutes ago, dinsdale said:

The bloke is now a full on Christian nutter. Not a fan but I'm not a guilty until proven innocent type unlike some of the above posters. To me it smells of a "me too" thing. 

It looks to me like he’ll get a fair trial in an open court where he will be provided with legal representation.

 

Though to be honest I would not be at all surprised if his narcissism gets the better of him and he chooses to represent himself while playing the ‘political persecution’ card.

I’m am however sure he’ll receive a spirited defense on the forum.

 

 

[soi3eddie]

15 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

I LIKED HIM

 

Can't say I like him, but he challenges people and their thoughts. He may well have persuaded the ladies into his bed and they may have regretted it later. I've been persuaded to take ladies home, but, despite everything, I have never called it abuse later. Let's see how the court cases against Russell Brand go. Innocent until proven guilty under law - but guilty in the court of social and main stream media these days. Let's see. The Tate brothers up next?

 

[Sierra Tango]

14 minutes ago, PomPolo said:

He's got the second most annoying voice in the world after old Oracle Face. be good not to hear from him for a while

If Big Dave gets his way, Ol' Russ may have his mouth full so you won't get to hear his voice.

[Felton Jarvis]

39 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

 

If convicted, Brand could face significant prison time—potentially 5 to 15 years for rape, or up to 7-10 years for other charges—depending on the evidence and sentencing.

 

https://news.met.police.uk/news/russell-brand-charged-by-the-metropolitan-police-service-495944

Frequently, these kinds of charges are an attempt to extract money from the accused. I take these "me too" accounts with a grain of salt. I have always enjoyed Russell Brand's perspective.

[FriscoKid]

9 minutes ago, dinsdale said:

The bloke is now a full on Christian nutter. Not a fan but I'm not a guilty until proven innocent type unlike some of the above posters. To me it smells of a "me too" thing. 

 

Russell Brand’s behavior during the height of his comedy career when these allegations occurred was openly rough and often degrading toward women, with many witnesses and recordings supporting the allegations against him. Incidents like an attempted assault in a radio station bathroom and his vile comments to women were public knowledge at the time.

[dinsdale]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

 

Russell Brand’s behavior during the height of his comedy career was openly rough and often degrading toward women, with many witnesses and recordings supporting the allegations against him. Incidents like an attempted assault in a radio station bathroom and his vile comments to women were public knowledge at the time.

That maybe so but reputation alone is not proof of guilt.

[Liverpool Lou]

50 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

What you reap you will sow

Good grief.  You reap what you sow!

[Liverpool Lou]

39 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Hope they nail his arseholio.

He's guilty?

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, dinsdale said:

That maybe so but reputation alone is not proof of guilt.

Fine no problem at all. Let him have his trial. I'm all for it. But these are serious charges, and whether you like him or dislike him, if he's guilty of these crimes then he deserves to pay for them.