The Real Cancel Culture? Red Caps Now Cancelling Reality Itself!

[Lewie London]

You can’t say anything to these Red Cap wallies without them acting like you’ve just tried to burn the Constitution with a soy candle. Honestly, try saying the word “facts” round a Trump supporter these days and they look at you like you’ve just called their mum a Marxist. They ain’t just ignoring the news anymore, they’ve chucked reality in the bin entirely. You ever seen someone reverse themselves into a delusion so hard they come out the other side thinking JFK Jr’s about to drop a mixtape with Kid Rock? Yeah. That.

 

You tell ‘em gas prices are down and they’re like, “That’s what the lamestream media wants you to think.” You show ‘em Trump dozing off in court, and they go, “Deepfake.” Show ‘em Biden tying his shoelaces and that’s AI too. At this rate, everyone’s a robot except Trump, who’s apparently indestructible, omniscient, and glows in the dark from being slow-cooked in a tanning bed.

 

One geezer tried to tell me the Jan 6 mob was actually Antifa in cosplay. I says, “What, like storm-the-Capitol fancy dress?” What next, Proud Boys are actually leftist LARP-ers from Portland? Another lad reckons the judge at Trump’s trial is a clone planted by Obama. A clone, mate. They’re treating the X-Files like it was a bloody documentary series.

 

And yeah, we’re back on about Hunter’s laptop. These lot go on like it’s the Holy Grail with malware. You mention politics and within three sentences it’s, “Have you seen what’s on the laptop?” I says, “Have you?” And they go, “Well I saw some screenshots.” Off a Telegram channel run by a bloke who thinks the Queen was replaced by a lizard in 1984. Absolute madness.

 

They ain’t debating anymore. They’re just unsubscribing from reality like Netflix just 10 exed the subscription rate. One lame bird told me she don’t live in “this” timeline. Says she only recognises the “true” timeline, where Trump is president for life and Biden’s a hologram powered by globalist tears. Another fella reckons the moon’s not real and Disney World’s sitting on top of a secret paedo tunnel. I says, “You need less QAnon, mate, and a multivitamin.”

 

And while the rest of us are out here trying to survive rent, work, and whatever’s happening with the ice caps, these nutters are still trying to decode Trump’s latest golf swing like it’s Morse code from the Resistance. They don’t want truth. They want fan fiction. And not even good fan fiction, we’re talking stuff scribbled in crayon on the back of a Trump rally leaflet while queueing for boiled hot dogs.

 

It’s proper mad out here. They’ve cancelled reality. Like, full-on unsubscribed. These lot think “truth” is whatever the loudest bloke on Rumble screams into a webcam from his mum’s basement. The moon’s fake, vaccines are mind control, Disney’s a satanic front, and Hillary Clinton’s got a teleportation ring made of baby teeth. I says, “Mate, you need to unplug. Go outside. Touch a tree. Have a salad.”

 

They reckon the Clintons are cloning judges now too. Actual words from a real human mouth. “It’s all rigged, Lewie,” he says, puffin’ on a vape shaped like the American flag. “That judge ain’t real.” I says, “Neither is your grip on sanity, mate.”

 

But all you Trumper lot really want is more of your cancel culture innit? Don’t be looking at drag queens and book clubs now. Have a butchers in the mirror you freaks. You cancelled science. You cancelled maths. You cancelled reality. And what did you get for it? A rubbish MAGA hat made in China and a stupid t-shirt that says “Trust The Plan”.

[Mike_Hunt]

11 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

You can’t say anything to these Trumpy wallies without them acting like you’ve just tried to burn the Constitution with a soy candle. Honestly, try saying the word “facts” round a Trump supporter these days and they look at you like you’ve just called their mum a Marxist. They ain’t just ignoring the news anymore, they’ve chucked reality in the bin entirely. You ever seen someone reverse themselves into a delusion so hard they come out the other side thinking JFK Jr’s about to drop a mixtape with Kid Rock? Yeah. That.

 

You tell ‘em gas prices are down and they’re like, “That’s what the lamestream media wants you to think.” You show ‘em Trump dozing off in court, and they go, “Deepfake.” Show ‘em Biden tying his shoelaces and that’s AI too. At this rate, everyone’s a robot except Trump, who’s apparently indestructible, omniscient, and glows in the dark from being slow-cooked in a tanning bed.

 

One geezer tried to tell me the Jan 6 mob was actually Antifa in cosplay. I says, “What, like storm-the-Capitol fancy dress?” What next, Proud Boys are actually leftist LARP-ers from Portland? Another lad reckons the judge at Trump’s trial is a clone planted by Obama. A clone, mate. They’re treating the X-Files like it was a bloody documentary series.

 

And yeah, we’re back on about Hunter’s laptop. These lot go on like it’s the Holy Grail with malware. You mention politics and within three sentences it’s, “Have you seen what’s on the laptop?” I says, “Have you?” And they go, “Well I saw some screenshots.” Off a Telegram channel run by a bloke who thinks the Queen was replaced by a lizard in 1984. Absolute madness.

 

They ain’t debating anymore. They’re just unsubscribing from reality like Netflix just 10 exed the subscription rate. One lame bird told me she don’t live in “this” timeline. Says she only recognises the “true” timeline, where Trump is president for life and Biden’s a hologram powered by globalist tears. Another fella reckons the moon’s not real and Disney World’s sitting on top of a secret paedo tunnel. I says, “You need less QAnon, mate, and a multivitamin.”

 

And while the rest of us are out here trying to survive rent, work, and whatever’s happening with the ice caps, these nutters are still trying to decode Trump’s latest golf swing like it’s Morse code from the Resistance. They don’t want truth. They want fan fiction. And not even good fan fiction, we’re talking stuff scribbled in crayon on the back of a Trump rally leaflet while queueing for boiled hot dogs.

 

It’s proper mad out here. They’ve cancelled reality. Like, full-on unsubscribed. These lot think “truth” is whatever the loudest bloke on Rumble screams into a webcam from his mum’s basement. The moon’s fake, vaccines are mind control, Disney’s a satanic front, and Hillary Clinton’s got a teleportation ring made of baby teeth. I says, “Mate, you need to unplug. Go outside. Touch a tree. Have a salad.”

 

They reckon the Clintons are cloning judges now too. Actual words from a real human mouth. “It’s all rigged, Lewie,” he says, puffin’ on a vape shaped like the American flag. “That judge ain’t real.” I says, “Neither is your grip on sanity, mate.”

 

But all you Trumper lot really want is more of your cancel culture innit? Don’t be looking at drag queens and book clubs now. Have a butchers in the mirror you freaks. You cancelled science. You cancelled maths. You cancelled reality. And what did you get for it? A rubbish MAGA hat made in China and a stupid t-shirt that says “Trust The Plan”.

Cool story bro. 

[blaze master]

9 minutes ago, Mike_Hunt said:

Cool story bro. 

 

You read it ? Wow. Bravo. 

[HappyExpat57]

What I love most about this member's posts? No WAY are they AI generated!!!

 

We welcome back a human imagination, no matter how nutter it may seem. 💖

[StandardIssue]

1 hour ago, HappyExpat57 said:

What I love most about this member's posts? No WAY are they AI generated!!!

 

We welcome back a human imagination, no matter how nutter it may seem. 💖

Yea I did a few searches for strings in this post and found no copies so, it's quite possible, this material is original.

 

Bravo, the Red Cappies continue to be more fodder for comedians. The constant irony and outrageous personalities make it so easy to have fun with this gang. It's a laugh riot, soon to end. The mid-terms won't come quick enough.

[newbee2022]

2 hours ago, Lewie London said:

You can’t say anything to these Red Cap wallies without them acting like you’ve just tried to burn the Constitution with a soy candle. Honestly, try saying the word “facts” round a Trump supporter these days and they look at you like you’ve just called their mum a Marxist. They ain’t just ignoring the news anymore, they’ve chucked reality in the bin entirely. You ever seen someone reverse themselves into a delusion so hard they come out the other side thinking JFK Jr’s about to drop a mixtape with Kid Rock? Yeah. That.

 

You tell ‘em gas prices are down and they’re like, “That’s what the lamestream media wants you to think.” You show ‘em Trump dozing off in court, and they go, “Deepfake.” Show ‘em Biden tying his shoelaces and that’s AI too. At this rate, everyone’s a robot except Trump, who’s apparently indestructible, omniscient, and glows in the dark from being slow-cooked in a tanning bed.

 

One geezer tried to tell me the Jan 6 mob was actually Antifa in cosplay. I says, “What, like storm-the-Capitol fancy dress?” What next, Proud Boys are actually leftist LARP-ers from Portland? Another lad reckons the judge at Trump’s trial is a clone planted by Obama. A clone, mate. They’re treating the X-Files like it was a bloody documentary series.

 

And yeah, we’re back on about Hunter’s laptop. These lot go on like it’s the Holy Grail with malware. You mention politics and within three sentences it’s, “Have you seen what’s on the laptop?” I says, “Have you?” And they go, “Well I saw some screenshots.” Off a Telegram channel run by a bloke who thinks the Queen was replaced by a lizard in 1984. Absolute madness.

 

They ain’t debating anymore. They’re just unsubscribing from reality like Netflix just 10 exed the subscription rate. One lame bird told me she don’t live in “this” timeline. Says she only recognises the “true” timeline, where Trump is president for life and Biden’s a hologram powered by globalist tears. Another fella reckons the moon’s not real and Disney World’s sitting on top of a secret paedo tunnel. I says, “You need less QAnon, mate, and a multivitamin.”

 

And while the rest of us are out here trying to survive rent, work, and whatever’s happening with the ice caps, these nutters are still trying to decode Trump’s latest golf swing like it’s Morse code from the Resistance. They don’t want truth. They want fan fiction. And not even good fan fiction, we’re talking stuff scribbled in crayon on the back of a Trump rally leaflet while queueing for boiled hot dogs.

 

It’s proper mad out here. They’ve cancelled reality. Like, full-on unsubscribed. These lot think “truth” is whatever the loudest bloke on Rumble screams into a webcam from his mum’s basement. The moon’s fake, vaccines are mind control, Disney’s a satanic front, and Hillary Clinton’s got a teleportation ring made of baby teeth. I says, “Mate, you need to unplug. Go outside. Touch a tree. Have a salad.”

 

They reckon the Clintons are cloning judges now too. Actual words from a real human mouth. “It’s all rigged, Lewie,” he says, puffin’ on a vape shaped like the American flag. “That judge ain’t real.” I says, “Neither is your grip on sanity, mate.”

 

But all you Trumper lot really want is more of your cancel culture innit? Don’t be looking at drag queens and book clubs now. Have a butchers in the mirror you freaks. You cancelled science. You cancelled maths. You cancelled reality. And what did you get for it? A rubbish MAGA hat made in China and a stupid t-shirt that says “Trust The Plan”.

Thanks, one of the best posts I read on AN. ❤️

[impulse]

1 hour ago, Mike_Hunt said:

Cool story bro. 

 

Too

Many 

Words

 

[jas007]

2 hours ago, Lewie London said:

You cancelled science. You cancelled maths. You cancelled reality.

Things aren't quite so simple, I'm afraid.  

 

Science?  As in "trust the science"?  Sure.  

 

Maths??     Explain that.

[Dan O]

2 hours ago, Lewie London said:

You can’t say anything to these Red Cap wallies without them acting like you’ve just tried to burn the Constitution with a soy candle. Honestly, try saying the word “facts” round a Trump supporter these days and they look at you like you’ve just called their mum a Marxist. They ain’t just ignoring the news anymore, they’ve chucked reality in the bin entirely. You ever seen someone reverse themselves into a delusion so hard they come out the other side thinking JFK Jr’s about to drop a mixtape with Kid Rock? Yeah. That.

 

You tell ‘em gas prices are down and they’re like, “That’s what the lamestream media wants you to think.” You show ‘em Trump dozing off in court, and they go, “Deepfake.” Show ‘em Biden tying his shoelaces and that’s AI too. At this rate, everyone’s a robot except Trump, who’s apparently indestructible, omniscient, and glows in the dark from being slow-cooked in a tanning bed.

 

One geezer tried to tell me the Jan 6 mob was actually Antifa in cosplay. I says, “What, like storm-the-Capitol fancy dress?” What next, Proud Boys are actually leftist LARP-ers from Portland? Another lad reckons the judge at Trump’s trial is a clone planted by Obama. A clone, mate. They’re treating the X-Files like it was a bloody documentary series.

 

And yeah, we’re back on about Hunter’s laptop. These lot go on like it’s the Holy Grail with malware. You mention politics and within three sentences it’s, “Have you seen what’s on the laptop?” I says, “Have you?” And they go, “Well I saw some screenshots.” Off a Telegram channel run by a bloke who thinks the Queen was replaced by a lizard in 1984. Absolute madness.

 

They ain’t debating anymore. They’re just unsubscribing from reality like Netflix just 10 exed the subscription rate. One lame bird told me she don’t live in “this” timeline. Says she only recognises the “true” timeline, where Trump is president for life and Biden’s a hologram powered by globalist tears. Another fella reckons the moon’s not real and Disney World’s sitting on top of a secret paedo tunnel. I says, “You need less QAnon, mate, and a multivitamin.”

 

And while the rest of us are out here trying to survive rent, work, and whatever’s happening with the ice caps, these nutters are still trying to decode Trump’s latest golf swing like it’s Morse code from the Resistance. They don’t want truth. They want fan fiction. And not even good fan fiction, we’re talking stuff scribbled in crayon on the back of a Trump rally leaflet while queueing for boiled hot dogs.

 

It’s proper mad out here. They’ve cancelled reality. Like, full-on unsubscribed. These lot think “truth” is whatever the loudest bloke on Rumble screams into a webcam from his mum’s basement. The moon’s fake, vaccines are mind control, Disney’s a satanic front, and Hillary Clinton’s got a teleportation ring made of baby teeth. I says, “Mate, you need to unplug. Go outside. Touch a tree. Have a salad.”

 

They reckon the Clintons are cloning judges now too. Actual words from a real human mouth. “It’s all rigged, Lewie,” he says, puffin’ on a vape shaped like the American flag. “That judge ain’t real.” I says, “Neither is your grip on sanity, mate.”

 

But all you Trumper lot really want is more of your cancel culture innit? Don’t be looking at drag queens and book clubs now. Have a butchers in the mirror you freaks. You cancelled science. You cancelled maths. You cancelled reality. And what did you get for it? A rubbish MAGA hat made in China and a stupid t-shirt that says “Trust The Plan”.

Why do you care Bob? You're not even American and your story is just made up bs

[EVENKEEL]

Keep it up Bob. Great imagination. Now would you please come get Mrs Smith. 

[frank83628]

The English are known for their sense of humour...something that is severly lacking in the last 2 posts, maybe they are an Aussie.

the only thing funny about any of that is the fact they support West ham

[Patong2021]

When I saw red Cap, I thought it was a complaint about the lack of Red Cap porters at  Thailand airports.

[dinsdale]

Ah reality! Something that's missing from many all of the syndrome sufferers on this forum and very well represented by the OP.

[frank83628]

3 hours ago, jas007 said:

Things aren't quite so simple, I'm afraid.  

 

Science?  As in "trust the science"?  Sure.  

 

Maths??     Explain that.

 

[BritManToo]

2 hours ago, Patong2021 said:

When I saw red Cap, I thought it was a complaint about the lack of Red Cap porters at  Thailand airports.

Thought it was another story about  Nestle coffee being taken off the shelves.

 

Community pub, so obviously about drinks.

If it were about Trump, it would be in political soapbox!

[nauseus]

5 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

What I love most about this member's posts? No WAY are they AI generated!!!

 

We welcome back a human imagination, no matter how nutter it may seem. 💖

 

 

Maybe AI, but with little evidence of the I.

[nauseus]

3 hours ago, frank83628 said:

The English are known for their sense of humour...something that is severly lacking in the last 2 posts, maybe they are an Aussie.

the only thing funny about any of that is the fact they support West ham

 

 

Double sad sad, eh?

[captain_shane]

6 hours ago, Lewie London said:

You can’t say anything to these Red Cap wallies without them acting like you’ve just tried to burn the Constitution with a soy candle. Honestly, try saying the word “facts” round a Trump supporter these days and they look at you like you’ve just called their mum a Marxist. They ain’t just ignoring the news anymore, they’ve chucked reality in the bin entirely. You ever seen someone reverse themselves into a delusion so hard they come out the other side thinking JFK Jr’s about to drop a mixtape with Kid Rock? Yeah. That.

 

You tell ‘em gas prices are down and they’re like, “That’s what the lamestream media wants you to think.” You show ‘em Trump dozing off in court, and they go, “Deepfake.” Show ‘em Biden tying his shoelaces and that’s AI too. At this rate, everyone’s a robot except Trump, who’s apparently indestructible, omniscient, and glows in the dark from being slow-cooked in a tanning bed.

 

One geezer tried to tell me the Jan 6 mob was actually Antifa in cosplay. I says, “What, like storm-the-Capitol fancy dress?” What next, Proud Boys are actually leftist LARP-ers from Portland? Another lad reckons the judge at Trump’s trial is a clone planted by Obama. A clone, mate. They’re treating the X-Files like it was a bloody documentary series.

 

And yeah, we’re back on about Hunter’s laptop. These lot go on like it’s the Holy Grail with malware. You mention politics and within three sentences it’s, “Have you seen what’s on the laptop?” I says, “Have you?” And they go, “Well I saw some screenshots.” Off a Telegram channel run by a bloke who thinks the Queen was replaced by a lizard in 1984. Absolute madness.

 

They ain’t debating anymore. They’re just unsubscribing from reality like Netflix just 10 exed the subscription rate. One lame bird told me she don’t live in “this” timeline. Says she only recognises the “true” timeline, where Trump is president for life and Biden’s a hologram powered by globalist tears. Another fella reckons the moon’s not real and Disney World’s sitting on top of a secret paedo tunnel. I says, “You need less QAnon, mate, and a multivitamin.”

 

And while the rest of us are out here trying to survive rent, work, and whatever’s happening with the ice caps, these nutters are still trying to decode Trump’s latest golf swing like it’s Morse code from the Resistance. They don’t want truth. They want fan fiction. And not even good fan fiction, we’re talking stuff scribbled in crayon on the back of a Trump rally leaflet while queueing for boiled hot dogs.

 

It’s proper mad out here. They’ve cancelled reality. Like, full-on unsubscribed. These lot think “truth” is whatever the loudest bloke on Rumble screams into a webcam from his mum’s basement. The moon’s fake, vaccines are mind control, Disney’s a satanic front, and Hillary Clinton’s got a teleportation ring made of baby teeth. I says, “Mate, you need to unplug. Go outside. Touch a tree. Have a salad.”

 

They reckon the Clintons are cloning judges now too. Actual words from a real human mouth. “It’s all rigged, Lewie,” he says, puffin’ on a vape shaped like the American flag. “That judge ain’t real.” I says, “Neither is your grip on sanity, mate.”

 

But all you Trumper lot really want is more of your cancel culture innit? Don’t be looking at drag queens and book clubs now. Have a butchers in the mirror you freaks. You cancelled science. You cancelled maths. You cancelled reality. And what did you get for it? A rubbish MAGA hat made in China and a stupid t-shirt that says “Trust The Plan”.

Imagine how big of a loser you have to be to have ai type out all this drivel.

[frank83628]

11 minutes ago, nauseus said:

 

 

Double sad sad, eh?

Yes, a very lame attempt at humour, a bit too desperate for likes. 3 posts all basically saying the same thing

[alien365]

I think Trump says what the red hatters think or believe, forming a strong connection with his voters. Even if he comes up with inaccurate statistics, they don't care as what he says and does reflects their values.

 

I believe it's the other party and media outlets that are to blame for this as they went too far left for some with traditional values to accept and avoided the elephants in the room.

[Lacessit]

Diddly squat. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nothing. A black hole.

 

Ever noticed the MAGA people have absolutely no sense of humor?

[BLMFem]

3 hours ago, frank83628 said:

Yes, a very lame attempt at humour, a bit too desperate for likes. 3 posts all basically saying the same thing

Absolutely. He should try to diversify his messages, just like you, Dmitri. One day defending Trump, one day defending the killer in the Kremlin, then Trump, then Putin, then.....

[BLMFem]

3 hours ago, captain_shane said:

Imagine how big of a loser you have to be to have ai type out all this drivel.

I see a lot of hate for AI coming from the MAGA crowd and I think it boils down to two things. Firstly, most of them feel inadequate as they don't know how to use it, so they lash out.

Secondly, those who do know how to use it don't like the answers they're getting. A case in point would be when Grok absolutely went to town on it's creator, Musk.

Epic!😂