Trump’s 24-Hour Ukraine/Russia Peace Plan? More Like Over 2,400 Hours and Still Counting

[Lewie London]

So, remember Trump sayin' “I’ll end the Ukraine war in 24 hours,” chest puffed out like a rooster on coke. Well we’re well into his reign now, and what’s he done? Sweet eff all. Now, Vice President JD Vance is on Fox News sayin’ the U.S. might “walk away” from negotiations if Russia doesn’t start playin’ ball. Seems like the 24-hour peace plan has turned into a never-ending saga. 

 

Vance reckons Russia’s demands are off the charts, askin’ for territories they haven’t even taken yet. He says if the Russians aren’t serious, the U.S. will pack up and leave the table. But hang on, wasn’t Trump the one boastin’ he’d have this all sorted in a flash? Now his own VP’s admitin’ it’s a right mess.  

 

And Vance, bless him, is actin’ like he’s cracked geopolitics ’cause he read a blog post. “We need real movement from Russia,” he says. Bruv, the only movement you’re gettin’ is when Putin farts in your general direction. 

 

Meanwhile, Trump’s out here callin’ for a 30-day ceasefire, but Putin’s not havin’ it. Zelenskyy’s caught in the middle, tryin’ to keep his country from fallin’ apart while the U.S. flip-flops on its promises. It’s like watchin’ a pub brawl where the bloke who started it suddenly wants to play peacemaker. 

 

And let’s not forget, Trump’s the same geezer who paused military aid to Ukraine and suggested regime change in Kyiv. Now he’s actin’ like he’s the only one who can bring peace. It’s all a bit rich, yeah?

 

So, next time Trump starts flappin’ his gums about quick fixes and easy wins, maybe take it with a pinch of salt. Seems like his grand plans are about as solid as a house of cards in a wind tunnel. Bloke can’t even negotiate a decent sandwich, let alone peace in Eastern Europe.

 

At this rate, Ukraine’ll be sortin’ it themselves while the Yanks are still arguin’ over who gets the last chicken wing at Mar-a-Lago. Proper shambles, innit?

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