Pattaya Was Never Stocked With Hotties, Bruv — It’s Always Been Fat Birds and Old Plonkers

[KhaoHom]

2 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Why post a 2018 article, just here to antagonize, like most. 

 

I said 25 years ago, they were all 17yo. 

 

You missed the boat old timer. 

 

Stop wasting my f time, go annoy someone else 

 

 

 

No they weren't. Not at all. Loads of old toads. I lived there many years and survived the British young lad lager lout invasion of mid 2000s. I know

 

Young women were in teens a rarity. Even early 20s. Always immediate gogo material.

 

All the beer bars were populated by women 30 plus with at least one kid

[KhaoHom]

10 hours ago, JackGats said:

It's not that there are fewer young hotties now, it's just that young hotties no longer give Farangs the time of day. This is what has changed.

 

Because? They'd rather spend it with Muslim in pajamas or the Indians?

 

Do tell

[HappyExpat57]

2 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

 

No they weren't. Not at all. Loads of old toads. I lived there many years and survived the British young lad lager lout invasion of mid 2000s. I know

 

Young women were in teens a rarity. Even early 20s. Always immediate gogo material.

 

All the beer bars were populated by women 30 plus with at least one kid

I refer to those stretch marks as "the map of Thailand." As soon as I see that, I lose all interest.

[Yagoda]

3 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

attractive 17yo

Really.

[SAFETY FIRST]

9 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

 

No they weren't. Not at all. Loads of old toads. I lived there many years and survived the British young lad lager lout invasion of mid 2000s. I know

 

Young women were in teens a rarity. Even early 20s. Always immediate gogo material.

 

All the beer bars were populated by women 30 plus with at least one kid

I'm not here to argue with you mate, it's what I experienced. 

 

I'm sorry for you having to spend time with the old smelly toads. 🐸

 

😂 to each, their own, if that's what you like. 😂

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

3 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Really.

No mate, I said it because I like typing on my telephone 😡

[KhaoHom]

Just now, SAFETY FIRST said:

I'm not here to argue with you mate, it's what I experienced. 

 

I'm sorry for you having to root the old smelly toads. 😂

 

 

I didn't and don't. It's not what I had experienced over six seven years living there.

 

I'm simply stating that the bulk of the women not working the gogos were not teens and often marginally attractive. As you got further away from walking street the attractiveness of the women often declined as well.

[cjinchiangrai]

8 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Because? They'd rather spend it with Muslim in pajamas or the Indians?

 

Do tell

They tend to like the thicker girls, but what is it to you? Can't take the competition?

[Yagoda]

3 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

No mate, I said it because I like typing on my telephone 😡

Dont see many folks who can happily confess to that. More power to you. I ask for ID myself

[HappyExpat57]

9 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I'm not here to argue with you mate, it's what I experienced. 

 

I'm sorry for you having to spend time with the old smelly toads. 🐸

 

😂 to each, their own, if that's what you like. 😂

 

There's a group on another popular Thai forum that specializes in women 45 and older. Photos and videos included. Not at all my cup of tea, but as the saying goes, "For every teapot there is a lid."

[SAFETY FIRST]

8 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Dont see many folks who can happily confess to that. More power to you. I ask for ID myself

It was a quarter of a century ago, I was in my 30's, working in Thailand, at  the time this was accepted. 

 

These days are different. 

 

It's really weird some here are having difficulty understanding this. 

 

 

[Yagoda]

3 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

It's really weird some here are having difficulty understanding this. 

Its really weird you would brag about it.

[KhaoHom]

10 minutes ago, cjinchiangrai said:

They tend to like the thicker girls, but what is it to you? Can't take the competition?

 

The Indians definitely are ok with the chunky monkeys. I've never seen one in BKK with a looker tbh.

 

No competition. I'm married - she's 43kg

[SAFETY FIRST]

17 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Its really weird you would brag about it.

How am I bragging? I'm talking about my experience, disagreeing with the OP 

 

I work on an offshore drilling rig, I've been to 40 countries, I'm middle aged, fit and healthy. I have bought 14 properties in Thailand, I now have a 20yo Thai girl, this is f bragging. 

 

It's really weird that you are annoying me, haven't you got something better to do, 

 

Go annoy someone else

[KhaoHom]

8 minutes ago, HappyExpat57 said:

There's a group on another popular Thai forum that specializes in women 45 and older. Photos and videos included. Not at all my cup of tea, but as the saying goes, "For every teapot there is a lid."

 

Send me the forum please. I gotta see this.

 

Thai women are on balance are very good looking lot. Some are attractive into their 50s+. My wife is pushing 50 (no kids) and is still attractive.

 

Having said that ... I think it hilarious there would be a Thai gilf forum. 555 why not 😂

[HappyExpat57]

3 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Send me the forum please. I gotta see this.

 

Thai women are on balance are very good looking lot. Some are attractive into their 50s+. My wife is pushing 50 (no kids) and is still attractive.

 

Having said that ... I think it hilarious there would be a Thai gilf forum. 555 why not 😂

Done.

[bkk6060]

Young thin ones are generally stupid and provide lousy clueless sex.  

Fat older ones seem to be happier and do just about anything without complaining. 

 

[Felton Jarvis]

Such a picky lot here. I like someone I can get along with.  I don't need constant arguments. Most of the women in Pattaya are well above my pay grade.  🙂

[mikebell]

13 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Right, let’s have it straight, people bangin’ on like Pattaya’s fallen off some cliff, like it used to be Victoria’s Secret down Walking Street and now it’s just leftover Greggs pasties in lipstick. Nah, mate. Pattaya’s always been built different. First time I rocked up there, what, thirty years ago, I clocked it straight away. It weren’t full of young stunners prancin’ about, nah it was mostly plumpers and old boilers even then. Half of ‘em looked like they’d just clocked off a shift at Debenhams. Old, haggard tarts, slappers, and sluts. The young ones? They were rare, like finding a decent pint of bitter in a Bangkok Irish bar. And if you did spot one in the high-priced go-gos, she was already booked by some Swiss bloke with orthopedic sandals and a gut like a sack of schnitzel.

 

And it made sense, didn’t it? The old boys, mostly Germans with ponytails, French geezers with dodgy moustaches, Brits lookin’ like they’d been left out in the rain, they weren’t after the young hot ones. Nah. They wanted the older ones, the ones with less ambition, ones who wouldn’t leg it first time they spotted some Yank flashin’ dollars about. Marriage material, they called it. Settle down, buy a shophouse, open a little cafe servin’ chips and Chang, job done. The young ones? Nah, too much admin. Always eyein’ up the next geezer with a bigger wallet and a better set of dentures.

 

Bangkok’s where the worldies were, always has been. If you wanted the ten-out-of-tens, you got yourself to Bangers. Or maybe one of the islands if you fancied a bit of that salty-air vibe. Pattaya? Nah. Pattaya was the retirement home of the game. It’s where Bangkok’s ex-stunners went to finish their careers, yeah.

 

So now you get these mugs moaning, “Oh the girls in Pattaya ain’t what they used to be.” Mate, what, you think it used to be full of? Instagram models? Get out of it. It was always Doris and her mates from the provinces, makin’ ends meet, lookin’ for a geezer with a bad knee and a pension. Always has been, always will be.

 

If you want the top shelf, you don’t shop in Poundland, do ya? Pattaya’s always been Porkerland. Great fun, plenty of bargains, but don’t complain when the packaging’s a bit battered and fallin' off the scale. Know what I mean, bruv?

Love Lewie's writing. Can't believe there are FOUR people with no sense of humour.  How can I ensure I never miss one of his threads.  Is there a follow button that applies to writers not just topic?

[VocalNeal]

13 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Bangkok’s where the worldies were, always has been. If you wanted the ten-out-of-tens, you got yourself to Bangers.

 

Bangkok and Bangers have the same number of letters so the same amount of typing or thumb work. I've never understood the second. Is it supposed to imply some level of familiarity and therefore superior knowledge? 

[roo860]

43 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Young thin ones are generally stupid and provide lousy clueless sex.  

Fat older ones seem to be happier and do just about anything without complaining. 

 

A woman with an appetite for food, has an appetite for luuuuuurv. 😘

[olongapo]

10 hours ago, Magictoad said:

I doubt if Pattaya was ever "stocked." That seems more to do with your lurid fantasy. Talking of which; shouldn't you be switching your argot to 'Roadman' slang? Do keep up with the times old chap.

Much younger In the 80s

[eastlight]

13 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Right, let’s have it straight, people bangin’ on like Pattaya’s fallen off some cliff, like it used to be Victoria’s Secret down Walking Street and now it’s just leftover Greggs pasties in lipstick. Nah, mate. Pattaya’s always been built different. First time I rocked up there, what, thirty years ago, I clocked it straight away. It weren’t full of young stunners prancin’ about, nah it was mostly plumpers and old boilers even then. Half of ‘em looked like they’d just clocked off a shift at Debenhams. Old, haggard tarts, slappers, and sluts. The young ones? They were rare, like finding a decent pint of bitter in a Bangkok Irish bar. And if you did spot one in the high-priced go-gos, she was already booked by some Swiss bloke with orthopedic sandals and a gut like a sack of schnitzel.

 

And it made sense, didn’t it? The old boys, mostly Germans with ponytails, French geezers with dodgy moustaches, Brits lookin’ like they’d been left out in the rain, they weren’t after the young hot ones. Nah. They wanted the older ones, the ones with less ambition, ones who wouldn’t leg it first time they spotted some Yank flashin’ dollars about. Marriage material, they called it. Settle down, buy a shophouse, open a little cafe servin’ chips and Chang, job done. The young ones? Nah, too much admin. Always eyein’ up the next geezer with a bigger wallet and a better set of dentures.

 

Bangkok’s where the worldies were, always has been. If you wanted the ten-out-of-tens, you got yourself to Bangers. Or maybe one of the islands if you fancied a bit of that salty-air vibe. Pattaya? Nah. Pattaya was the retirement home of the game. It’s where Bangkok’s ex-stunners went to finish their careers, yeah.

 

So now you get these mugs moaning, “Oh the girls in Pattaya ain’t what they used to be.” Mate, what, you think it used to be full of? Instagram models? Get out of it. It was always Doris and her mates from the provinces, makin’ ends meet, lookin’ for a geezer with a bad knee and a pension. Always has been, always will be.

 

If you want the top shelf, you don’t shop in Poundlandphotos , do ya? Pattaya’s always been Porkerland. Great fun, plenty of bargains, but don’t complain when the packaging’s a bit battered and fallin' off the scale. Know what I mean, bruv?

I could send the photos from 35 years ago which would dispute all the above and confirm all the fun to be had at the time.

[KhaoHom]

1 hour ago, bkk6060 said:

Young thin ones are generally stupid and provide lousy clueless sex.  

Fat older ones seem to be happier and do just about anything without complaining. 

 

 

This was generally my experience although I stayed well away from any woman with girth.

 

Rarely if ever satisfied with the younger ones.

 

It's not that they'll do anything, rather is they properly fulfill the deal.

[KhaoHom]

41 minutes ago, olongapo said:

Much younger In the 80s

 

I've seen bw photos of 70s. Seem pretty muttley

[couchpotato]

4 hours ago, thesetat said:

Prior to Covid. Pattaya was a lot better in the type of women selling themselves there. The bars and gogos sported sexier and younger girls. After Covid all I saw were middle-aged women who got fat. It took a couple years since then before some younger versions began to appear. Prices went up double to what they were back then as well. Pay more for the fat I guess. Also, came the online quickies rather than the GF experience Pattaya was well known for. It is very rare to find a girl who wants with you more than an hour or 2 nowadays. 

One thing has not changed though. the majority of women who go there are Mommies whose man knocked them up and left them holding the crib alone. Sure, on walking street you could find University girls vying you to go inside the gogos to look at the fatties. But for taking home a sexy young one was/is difficult and expensive. Buying time with a woman in Pattaya now cost more than getting a girl in the USA where you can still find a street walker for 20-30 dollars. I go to Pattaya quite often and used to talk a lot to the women there. Rarely taking anyone home simply because I do not like quickies without any attachment. But I learned a lot talking and watching. Nowadays, I rarely venture from my room when I go there. It all seems a waste of money for what they offer now. Also, there is no attraction to the girls that are used and abused and getting fat. These women could not sell their wares in any other part of the country. They are chained to Pattaya being hopeful to find money or a man to take care of them in their dying years. Pathetic really that so many of them still get customers. But then, men do not use their bigger brains when horny haha.. 

 

You say you rarely venture from your room when going to Pattaya.

So WHY go there??..

[thesetat]

44 minutes ago, couchpotato said:

You say you rarely venture from your room when going to Pattaya.

So WHY go there??..

Why do you care to ask? It is none of your business

[JackGats]

4 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Because? They'd rather spend it with Muslim in pajamas or the Indians?

 

Do tell

You should know what is going on.

 

Indians have WAY more money now than Farangs. Even unemployed Indians do sex tourism in Thailand these days. 

 

Muslims? The crowds disgorged by flights from the Middle East outbid and outspend Farangs. So do Russians and sundry Asians. Those guys regularly pay up to 10 thousand Baht for short time.

 

Farangs invent stories of Indians gang-banging beach road girls for 800 baht a session, stories of Korean being popular because they're quick and small. Farangs are in denial.

[norsurin]

I haven't been in Pattaya for 13 years.Not a place i miss or going back to.

About the ladies i prefer mature ones.If their chubby doesn't matter.A mature lady is the best lovers in my experience.

[spidermike007]

That is simply untrue, when I visited Pattaya 20 or 30 years ago it was chock full of young, thin, gorgeous gals but then again the same could be said about Samui and Phuket, but man, oh man have things changed.