For those of you who like to smoke pot, do not forget to bring your medical prescriptions and doctors certificates!

26 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Just having his nana nap.

Strange life he is. 

15 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Why anyone would willingly orbit the festering swamp gas of your existence is a mystery only rivalled by the cretinous wasps who might entertain such thoughts to attempt such a gathering of limp wristed boomer fops.

 

I can practically see it: you, strutting about like some tragic pound-shop alpha male, chest puffed, doling out imaginary awards to yourself while a sad gaggle of social lepers nod in approval, mistaking pity for popularity. Five people show up and you'll claim some sort of victory !!

 

And the delusion doesn’t stop there. No, you have to go full messiah complex – suggesting others are cowards for not grovelling in your presence, as if your approval is some prize worth pursuing. You’re not intimidating, you’re just not respected – you’re the online equivalent of a damp tissue with delusions of grandeur.

 

People like Trans and many others don’t steer clear because they’re afraid. They avoid your pathetic little pantomime because they’ve got no interest in parading themselves before crusty, keyboard-stained trolls who treat every glimpse of humanity like ammunition for their next attempt to trigger and provoke.

 

So are you coming or not?

16 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

is a mystery only rivalled by the cretinous wasps who might entertain such thoughts to attempt such a gathering of limp wristed boomer fops.

So if you don’t like us why do you spend half your day writing in with long winded rants? 
Is it because you like to constantly put us all down?

If you come I will shout you a few tequila shots and a beer to loosen you up socially.

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

Look mate, if you are not brave enough to come out behind your keyboard and front up to the party in person then you don’t belong on this thread.

Stand down. 

You wish........................🤣

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

What do you do in Ubon?

Ubon, hmmmm, perhaps you should mind your own business, I know difficult for someone like yourself...🤥

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

I'm well educated and well travelled. Love walking around Bangkok, CM, Udon and Nong Khai.

 

What do you do? Any chance of acting like an adult for once?

I think you are treading on thin ice.............🥶.........................😉

45 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Why anyone would willingly orbit the festering swamp gas of your existence is a mystery only rivalled by the cretinous wasps who might entertain such thoughts to attempt such a gathering of limp wristed boomer fops.

 

I can practically see it: you, strutting about like some tragic pound-shop alpha male, chest puffed, doling out imaginary awards to yourself while a sad gaggle of social lepers nod in approval, mistaking pity for popularity. Five people show up and you'll claim some sort of victory !!

 

And the delusion doesn’t stop there. No, you have to go full messiah complex – suggesting others are cowards for not grovelling in your presence, as if your approval is some prize worth pursuing. You’re not intimidating, you’re just not respected – you’re the online equivalent of a damp tissue with delusions of grandeur.

 

People like Trans and many others don’t steer clear because they’re afraid. They avoid your pathetic little pantomime because they’ve got no interest in parading themselves before crusty, keyboard-stained trolls who treat every glimpse of humanity like ammunition for their next attempt to trigger and provoke.

 

Yep, that's about it..............

The strange thing is, he and another cannot see how stupid they sound because they are so thick................😂

18 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

So if you don’t like us why do you spend half your day writing in with long winded rants? 
Is it because you like to constantly put us all down?

 

When you ask "Is it because you like to constantly put us all down?" – let’s clarify something.

 

If by “us” you mean a sordid minority of trolling cretinous halfwits , then yes – the answer is glaringly obvious. 

 

But if you’re trying to speak on behalf of the forum as a whole – don’t flatter yourself. Most decent users wouldn’t want to be caught dead in the same bracket as you, let alone lumped into some tragic collective “us” that reeks of shared victimhood and mutual trolling.

 

So pick one: are you speaking for the sewer rats, or pretending to represent the house you infest?

 

 

18 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

If you come I will shout you a few tequila shots and a beer to loosen you up socially.

 

Oh come off it… the interest in whatever this little fantasy is hovers somewhere between nil and non-existent. 

 

But what really gets the giggles going is you – genuinely thinking you’re some kind of unifying force. You? The social glue? ..... truly delusional....

 

The idea that people would flock to your banner is hysterical. You’re not a leader – you’re the bloke shouting into a bin, convinced it’s a microphone. Its tragic.

 

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

When you ask "Is it because you like to constantly put us all down?" – let’s clarify something.

 

If by “us” you mean a sordid minority of trolling cretinous halfwits , then yes – the answer is glaringly obvious. 

 

But if you’re trying to speak on behalf of the forum as a whole – don’t flatter yourself. Most decent users wouldn’t want to be caught dead in the same bracket as you, let alone lumped into some tragic collective “us” that reeks of shared victimhood and mutual trolling.

 

So pick one: are you speaking for the sewer rats, or pretending to represent the house you infest?

 

 

 

Oh come off it… the interest in whatever this little fantasy is hovers somewhere between nil and non-existent. 

 

But what really gets the giggles going is you – genuinely thinking you’re some kind of unifying force. You? The social glue? ..... truly delusional....

 

The idea that people would flock to your banner is hysterical. You’re not a leader – you’re the bloke shouting into a bin, convinced it’s a microphone. Its tragic.

 

 

 

 

 

He'll try and find his mum now...................😭....................🤭

16 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

let’s clarify something.

Will you be going to the Xmas party Richard, it'd be great to catch up 😂

 

I hope to see both you and Frederick, we could have a pint or 2 together. 🍻

 

If Richard goes, I'll definitely be there. Have a few things to discuss with him.

1 minute ago, Stiddle Mump said:

If Richard goes, I'll definitely be there. Have a few things to discuss with him.

You have just squashed any thought he had of going, I would have thought........

Just now, transam said:

You have just squashed any thought he had of going, I would have thought........

I'll promise not to bring me pet virus.

1 minute ago, Stiddle Mump said:

I'll promise not to bring me pet virus.

You read like a possible carrier of everything...............😱.................

21 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

If by “us” you mean a sordid minority of trolling cretinous halfwits , then yes – the answer is glaringly obvious. 

You made it clear who us is.

 

1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

cretinous wasps who might entertain such thoughts to attempt such a gathering of limp wristed boomer fops.

 

I see you are back tracking now.

8 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

If Richard goes, I'll definitely be there. Have a few things to discuss with him.

 

By all means, count me in – so long as we can maintain proper social distancing and keep the cretin contingent quarantined on their side of the room. Preferably behind glass. Triple-glazed.

 

I’m genuinely concerned some of you might be contagious… or perhaps just missing the ‘agious’ part altogether.... 

 

13 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

If Richard goes, I'll definitely be there. Have a few things to discuss with him.

After the way he has carried on here trying to elevate himself by putting us all down I think it is safe to say he will not be coming out from behind his keyboard to meet us face to face. 
 

The thought of a get together in face will have him shuddering in self shame for being such a tool for so long.

 

That is the thing about keyboard warriors, they talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk.
They are always weak individuals in real life.

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

After the way he has carried on here trying to elevate himself by putting us all down I think it is safe to say he will not be coming out from behind his keyboard to meet us face to face. 
 

The thought of a get together in face will have him shuddering in self shame for being such a tool for so long.

 

That is the thing about keyboard warriors, they talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk.
They are always weak individuals in real life.

 

   What would you do if you saw him in real life ?

Would you beat him up ?

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

After the way he has carried on here trying to elevate himself by putting us all down I think it is safe to say he will not be coming out from behind his keyboard to meet us face to face. 
 

The thought of a get together in face will have him shuddering in self shame for being such a tool for so long.

 

That is the thing about keyboard warriors, they talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk.
They are always weak individuals in real life.

Really, I thought it was because you don't understand anything intellectual...😌

 

As for keyboard warrior, you are 'avin a larf, you think YOU are one, is it Dick Turnip.............😆

 

2 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   What would you do if you saw him in real life ?

Would you beat him up ?

Only if he had his large handbag at the time............🤗

Just now, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   What would you do if you saw him in real life ?

Would you beat him up ?

No.

I probably laugh. 
I can sort of imagine him as a skinny little anxious keyboard warrior type.

I would just out drink him until he threw up over himself.

 

Are you coming Nick?

 

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

After the way he has carried on here trying to elevate himself by putting us all down I think it is safe to say he will not be coming out from behind his keyboard to meet us face to face. 

 

Let’s not play pretend here.... don’t go lumping yourself in with the rest of the forum. You’re not some innocent bystander. You’re a card-carrying member of the troll guild – one of the deeply embedded parasites who thrive on pointless provocation.

 

You – and those equally vacuous dimwits are the only ones I bother wasting venom on. It’s just pest control....

 

 

There are plenty here with whom I engage in reasonable, respectful discourse – people who deserve it. But your type....  nope...

 

 

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

The thought of a get together in face will have him shuddering in self shame for being such a tool for so long.

 

That is the thing about keyboard warriors, they talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk.
They are always weak individuals in real life.

 

Nice try... I'm surprised you haven't used your tried "three hits mantra"... 

 

But really, you are inviting people whom you clearly dislike so you can have a 'face-off'...  the true measure of your vapid mentality...  weak indeed....

 

1 minute ago, transam said:

you don't understand anything intellectual...

Says the poster of 94,000 unmemorable dull posts.

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

No.

I probably laugh. 
I can sort of imagine him as a skinny little anxious keyboard warrior type.

I would just out drink him until he threw up over himself.

 

Are you coming Nick?

 

Blimey, I thought you were like that...........

1 minute ago, richard_smith237 said:

But really, you are inviting people whom you clearly dislike so you can have a 'face-off'...  the true measure of your vapid mentality...  weak indeed....

The forum is a bit toxic.

I think if we all met you in person you would probably lay off the constant insults and it would be a positive for the forum.

4 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

What would you do if you saw him in real life ?

Would you beat him up ?

 

Thats his point - he truly believes he's a hard man...   and has come up with such comical remarks numerous times in the past...     

 

... I heard the "there will be three hits" comment in the school playground decades ago - next time I see it , Malcy is using it to try and prove out hard he is !!!...     So pathetic.

2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Let’s not play pretend here.... don’t go lumping yourself in with the rest of the forum. You’re not some innocent bystander. You’re a card-carrying member of the troll guild – one of the deeply embedded parasites who thrive on pointless provocation.

 

You – and those equally vacuous dimwits are the only ones I bother wasting venom on. It’s just pest control....

 

 

There are plenty here with whom I engage in reasonable, respectful discourse – people who deserve it. But your type....  nope...

 

 

 

Nice try... I'm surprised you haven't used your tried "three hits mantra"... 

 

But really, you are inviting people whom you clearly dislike so you can have a 'face-off'...  the true measure of your vapid mentality...  weak indeed....

 

Once again, spot on, buried the bloke nicely.................

Just now, MalcolmB said:

The forum is a bit toxic.

 

Between Harrisfan, yourself and couple of other trolls - thats most of the dumb toxicity covered... .

Just now, MalcolmB said:

The forum is a bit toxic.

I think if we all met you in person you would probably lay off the constant insults and it would be a positive for the forum.

You are delusional, you've been swimming in your own muck on here for years, now get used to being called out over it.....🤔