Chatting up the farang totty.

[Cornish Pasty]

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

[Harrisfan]

Oh dear

[Cornish Pasty]

Just now, Harrisfan said:

Oh dear

whats up love?

[Harrisfan]

Just now, Cornish Pasty said:

whats up love?

Too tired for bs

[Cornish Pasty]

Just now, Harrisfan said:

Too tired for bs

not a word of a lie in my topics.

 

mark.

[Peter Crow]

16 minutes ago, Cornish Pasty said:

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

So, can I assume that you've had an overnight with all five together in your presidential suite? Otherwise what would be the point of this thread.

[MalcolmB]

18 minutes ago, Cornish Pasty said:

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

Cool.

which beach were you on today?

[still kicking]

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

Cool.

which beach were you on today?

Bondi in Sydney 

[Cornish Pasty]

3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Cool.

which beach were you on today?

the one with sand on it.

[short-Timer]

Mark-Bob-Colin-Elvis, are you sure that wasn’t just a heatstroke hallucination brought on by a warm Leo and three hours of people-watching behind your sunnies? Five under-25 “tanning models” frolicking in the surf with you, splashing about and grabbing your bum? Mate, were you at the beach or stuck inside your own personal episode of Ladyboy Love Island: Delusional Edition?

 

But fair play, carry on. At this rate, tomorrow we’ll be hearing how they invited you back to their penthouse for sangria, philosophy, and a game of naked Twister and then paid you for your company.

[Cornish Pasty]

Just now, short-Timer said:

Mark-Bob-Colin-Elvis, are you sure that wasn’t just a heatstroke hallucination brought on by a warm Leo and three hours of people-watching behind your sunnies? Five under-25 “tanning models” frolicking in the surf with you, splashing about and grabbing your bum? Mate, were you at the beach or stuck inside your own personal episode of Ladyboy Love Island: Delusional Edition?

 

But fair play, carry on. At this rate, tomorrow we’ll be hearing how they invited you back to their penthouse for sangria, philosophy, and a game of naked Twister and then paid you for your company.

I don’t drink Leo.

[MalcolmB]

7 minutes ago, Cornish Pasty said:

the one with sand on it.

None of you make believe stories stand up to any cross examination. 

I put it to you that you were not at a beach at all today, you didn’t talk to any farang women, no body touched your bum except yourself with a finger up it while jacking off.

 

If it was a true story you would specify what country they were from. 
 

You are a fraud.

[MalcolmB]

14 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Bondi in Sydney 

Currently 10degrees with a high of 14.

 

[still kicking]

Just now, MalcolmB said:

Currently 10degrees with a high of 14.

 

Good enough for Russians

[chickenslegs]

8 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

None of you make believe stories stand up to any cross examination. 

I put it to you that you were not at a beach at all today, you didn’t talk to any farang women, no body touched your bum except yourself with a finger up it while jacking off.

 

If it was a true story you would specify what country they were from. 
 

You are a fraud.

No, it's true.

I even took a snap of them.

[hydraides]

and then you woke up .....

[FriscoKid]

Fantastic. What an absolute marvel you are, Bob. You and Lewie both managed to charm farang beach babes in Pattaya on the very same day. What are the odds? Two seasoned gentlemen, two tales of seaside seduction, all unfolding within 24 hours. Incredible. Unbelievable. Bob-tier brilliance. Dare I say… Amazing Thailand™.

 

And naturally, your decision to share your story tonight had absolutely nothing to do with Lewie’s post going up earlier. Total coincidence. Just one of those magical Pattaya alignments, right?

[papa al]

Totally believable.

Exact thing happened to papa.

[SAFETY FIRST]

5 hours ago, Cornish Pasty said:

5 stunners, talk about tanning models 

 

personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked

Did you have sex with 5 foreign woman, 5 stunners and NO money asked? 

 

You are the MAN 😎

 

It's only happened to me once in Pattaya, welcome to the club brother 👌

[Dan747]

"OMG"-Where are the pictures??

[daveAustin]

6 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

No, it's true.

I even took a snap of them.

I would 

[EVENKEEL]

8 hours ago, Cornish Pasty said:

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

Laddie, you're losing your edge.

[phetphet]

So much jealousy in this thread.😀

[Lacessit]

10 hours ago, Cornish Pasty said:

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

Just wait until one of them is married to you for a year, or in a defacto relationship for 2 years.

 

Then half your assets are theirs.

[MalcolmB]

25 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Just wait until one of them is married to you for a year, or in a defacto relationship for 2 years.

 

Then half your assets are theirs.

Only if you marry down.

If you marry up half her assets are yours 

 

[Hummin]

10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

No, it's true.

I even took a snap of them.

Kind of sexy in a fetish way. I’m sure some older bones here dreaming about grannies back home 

[Gottfrid]

11 hours ago, Cornish Pasty said:

today I spent a few hours chatting up the farang totty down at the beach.

 

there were five girls, all below 25 and they were such a great laugh…

5 stunners, talk about tanning models, and all of them well educated.

 

we swam together, splashed about in the sea together and one of them even grabbed my bum!

 

I personally think foreign women are great, so easy to get along with and never any money asked for up front.

 

They are genuine people with hearts of gold.

 

Mark.

Did you do that in Thailand? If so, why don´t re-locate to your dreamland

[Stocky]

12 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

No, it's true.

I even took a snap of them.

Bet it was the one in the middle pinched his bum, she looks very naughty.