Somchai And Sparky !

[scousemouse]

Instead of having to put up with those 2 or just flicking through the channels ( it's amazing how much sh#te ubc show ) waiting for the game to kick off , just put 1 post on this thread about the games that are being shown live . We'll do our own pre match build up , anything's got to be better than listening to them .

[scousemouse]

Tonights game times :

Arsenal v Fulham 6:45 true sports 3,5

Chelsea v Birmingham 7:30 true sports 1

Man U v Reading 10:00 true sports 1.

[scousemouse]

Tonights game times :

Arsenal v Fulham 6:45 true sports 3,5

Chelsea v Birmingham 7:30 true sports 1

Man U v Reading 10:00 true sports 1.

soz ... Arsenal v Fulham 6:00 true sports 3 , 5

Already 1-0 to Fulham , a blunder by Lehman gave Healy his first prem goal after only 51 seconds , still a long way to go though.

[mrtoad]

Somchai and Sparky should be shot. How the <deleted> did they become football presenters?

With that early goal it looks like it's going to be an interesting game, in fact it should be an interesting day with all the fixtures.

[mrtoad]

The first game was certainly an entertaining one. Thought that Fulham acquited themselves very well, and certainly had the chances to kill the game off before they conceded. Fair play to Arsenal, who kept going, and Bendtner looks like a bit of a handful and obviously his loan out last year has aided his development.

Arsenal will certainly have to look for a new keeper though, Lehmann is becoming more and more of a liability, and Arsenal certainly can't afford him to keep on making these sort of clangers. Arsenals equaliser some would say was a bit controversial, but it looked pretty cynical defending from Boconagra and I can't see why he was complaing so much. The winner was great control and finish, and even though I don't support either of the teams, I thouroughly enjoyed it.

Now to see what Somchai and Sparky thought of the game

Edited August 12, 2007 by mrtoad

[spot]

United looking strong (again). Reading very lucky so far.

Usual suspects looking good.

Chelsea also looked strong, although both teams still look a bit dodgy at the back, so some hope there for better strikers.

Next Sunday is a big one.

[mrtoad]

United looking strong (again). Reading very lucky so far.

Usual suspects looking good.

Chelsea also looked strong, although both teams still look a bit dodgy at the back, so some hope there for better strikers.

Next Sunday is a big one.

Yeah, United are playing well, but they haven't got that many shots on goal. Hope they get a little bit more clinical in this second half.

Looks like True have got new spelling for Substitute - it is now subtitute, and Man Utd is champion. Yes, a really classy presentation from Somchai et al. Good job the football is entertaining.

[ThaiPauly]

I was aghast when I saw the Ewading line up with 2 Birmingham Players in the team !

A sign of things we will have to put up with I suppose

[scousemouse]

I was aghast when I saw the Ewading line up with 2 Birmingham Players in the team !

A sign of things we will have to put up with I suppose

I seen that myself TP , Forsell and Kapo , and it took our host's 1 minute of ' chai ' ,' oh mai chai ' before they realised their mistake .

Mind you , I bet you wouldnt be too disappointed if both those players were in your team , the boy Kapo looked a bit special and what a goal.

[mrtoad]

Looking forward to their buffoonary next week. They really are a great double act in the making. Make Bill and Ben look clever.

Shebby, for all those terrible things I've said about you over the last few years

Come back soon

[scousemouse]

Looking forward to their buffoonary next week. They really are a great double act in the making. Make Bill and Ben look clever.

Shebby, for all those terrible things I've said about you over the last few years

Come back soon

Even Paul Masefield is better than those 2 .

And as for sunday nights mathes , Somchai 2 and the raging flame were even worse .

I suppose there are some things to be grateful for though .

[muckypups]

I suppose there are some things to be grateful for though .

A mere blip Scousemouse.. just to give you also-rans a chance to dream..

[mrtoad]

I suppose there are some things to be grateful for though .

A mere blip Scousemouse.. just to give you also-rans a chance to dream..

They probably can't even dream, as they haven't seen that trophy for 17 years so they don't even know what it looks like

[Spit the Dog]

And as for sunday nights mathes , Somchai 2 and the raging flame were even worse .

Somchai on the left was wearing a shocking pair of brown shoes. I haven't seen a pair like that since I was in Primary 4.

[mrtoad]

And the raging flame in his cream pimp suit, with the label still stuck on his arm didn't look much better.

[Farangchopthai]

Anybody know if the Man.Utd. v. Portsmouth game is showing as a repeat tomorrow 16th ?[/u at a more reasonable time ?

Sorry guys no Magazine this month and searching the site has not shown anything !

[mrtoad]

Okay, a new game to play.

Who will it be tonight?

1.Somchai and Sparky

or

2. Somchai 2 and Red Flame

Not sure which is worse.

[Sunderland]

Can't they bring in some WAGS instead???

Do you think more people would tune in to listen to (well, watch) Poomporn and Pingporn???

[mrtoad]

Can't they bring in some WAGS instead???

Do you think more people would tune in to listen to (well, watch) Poomporn and Pingporn???

They would probably speak as much sense as the Somchai boyz, and I'm sure their dress sense would be a little better. I'm suprised that they haven't yet added those lovely sound effects that they have in the soaps. Boooooingggggggg! Twannnnnnnnng!! etc, etc. Might make it a little more entertaining.

I'm really missing good old Shebby now

[Lite Beer]

Another weekend, another shambles.

They managed to miss the first Tottenham goal.

The Birmingham West Ham game apeared after 23 minutes.

Maybe Sparky forgot to pay the bill or his hair dryer blew the fuse.

[Lite Beer]

Can't they bring in some WAGS instead???

Do you think more people would tune in to listen to (well, watch) Poomporn and Pingporn???

They would probably speak as much sense as the Somchai boyz, and I'm sure their dress sense would be a little better. I'm suprised that they haven't yet added those lovely sound effects that they have in the soaps. Boooooingggggggg! Twannnnnnnnng!! etc, etc. Might make it a little more entertaining.

Or Sparky could wear a frock (dress) and cover his face in white powder.

[Mobi]

Another weekend, another shambles.

They managed to miss the first Tottenham goal.

The Birmingham West Ham game apeared after 23 minutes.

Maybe Sparky forgot to pay the bill or his hair dryer blew the fuse.

Well after 10 days of frustration I 've finally got my Supersport from S Africa finally working, and it was pleasure not to miss the start of the Spurs match (I flicked to True afte the fist goal and saw those idiots still talking and wondered what the h.ll was going on)

We also get half way decent English pundits before the kick off, at half time, and at the close, and we get the Sky live commentary team.

And.. we got 3 beer ads in a row..... (at half time of course)

Worth waiting for methinks

[mrtoad]

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Or Sparky could wear a frock (dress) and cover his face in white powder.

It would come as no suprise if he did that next week.

[spot]

Lite Beer @ 2007-08-18 21:33:06)

Another weekend, another shambles.

They managed to miss the first Tottenham goal.

The Birmingham West Ham game apeared after 23 minutes.

Maybe Sparky forgot to pay the bill or his hair dryer blew the fuse.

How the hel_l can they carry on jabbering away when the match has already started?

So bloody unprofessional.

They better get it right tomorrow!

[mrtoad]

Lite Beer @ 2007-08-18 21:33:06)

Another weekend, another shambles.

They managed to miss the first Tottenham goal.

The Birmingham West Ham game apeared after 23 minutes.

Maybe Sparky forgot to pay the bill or his hair dryer blew the fuse.

How the hel_l can they carry on jabbering away when the match has already started?

So bloody unprofessional.

They better get it right tomorrow!

Come on, we all new that Somchai and the boyz would cock it up.

It won't be any better tomorrow, when we have Somchai 2 in his brown shoes and his side kick the raging flame

[R123]

Having viewed a bit of Somchai and Sparky before the Portsmouth match it reminded me of walking down a street with one dog yapping at another canine on the other side, who was replying with the same yap yap yap....no idea what they are barking about but even if I did who cares and: they have nothing to say....

The secret seems to be check kick off time and only turn it on then, but of course could then have the fiasco like for the Spurs and Birmingham matches...

Edited August 19, 2007 by R123

[mrtoad]

Having viewed a bit of Somchai and Sparky before the Portsmouth match it reminded me of walking down a street with one dog yapping at another canine on the other side, who was replying with the same yap yap yap....no idea what they are barking about but even if I did who cares and: they have nothing to say....

The secret seems to be check kick off time and only turn it on then, but of course could then have the fiasco like for the Spurs and Birmingham matches...

A pretty spot on point there R123, although as you said, even the secret of turning on at kick off is no guarantee.

Well, we all have different opinions and often disagree on things, but on this one it seems pretty much everyone reckons these bunch of jesters are really bad.

I'm still suprised though that no one has yet come along on the forum to spout the virtues of how good they are

[scousemouse]

Okay, a new game to play.

Who will it be tonight?

1.Somchai and Sparky

or

2. Somchai 2 and Red Flame

Not sure which is worse.

I think its Somchai and Sparky for the saturday games and Somchai 2 and Raging Flame for the sunday games.

I was lucky enough to miss somchai and sparky last night as I was out on the lash with the lads .

No such luck tonight though 'cause I'm staying in to watch the games , I've been grounded by the missus after last nights escapades .

[mrtoad]

Okay, a new game to play.

Who will it be tonight?

1.Somchai and Sparky

or

2. Somchai 2 and Red Flame

Not sure which is worse.

I think its Somchai and Sparky for the saturday games and Somchai 2 and Raging Flame for the sunday games.

I was lucky enough to miss somchai and sparky last night as I was out on the lash with the lads .

No such luck tonight though 'cause I'm staying in to watch the games , I've been grounded by the missus after last nights escapades .

I've been grounded for last weeks escapades

[scousemouse]

Okay, a new game to play.

Who will it be tonight?

1.Somchai and Sparky

or

2. Somchai 2 and Red Flame

Not sure which is worse.

I think its Somchai and Sparky for the saturday games and Somchai 2 and Raging Flame for the sunday games.

I was lucky enough to miss somchai and sparky last night as I was out on the lash with the lads .

No such luck tonight though 'cause I'm staying in to watch the games , I've been grounded by the missus after last nights escapades .

I've been grounded for last weeks escapades

Sawadee cap mrtoad , I think we need to get that football forum bash up and running .