A mynah was pinching the dog's food, doggo decided to remove the beast and scared it into flight.

 

It shat on me on the way out!!

 

 

Anyone have similar "wildlife revenge" stories?

 

I would imagine there are a few posters on here who pay good money to have a 'bird' shat on them.

It took ONE WHOLE POST to drop the thread into the sub-basement

 

21 minutes ago, Crossy said:

It took ONE WHOLE POST to drop the thread into the sub-basement

 

Think yourself lucky. At least the feathered variety does not do golden showers.

37 minutes ago, Crossy said:

A mynah was pinching the dog's food, doggo decided to remove the beast and scared it into flight.

 

It shat on me on the way out!!

 

 

Anyone have similar "wildlife revenge" stories?

 

Apparently its 'good luck' for a bird to drop a load on you. 

 

Do you feel lucky today?

I shot a moose in the head once and my face got splattered a bit.

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

It took ONE WHOLE POST to drop the thread into the sub-basement

 

Mine never crapped on me. Thankful that I rescued it from red ants as a baby, maybe. Then a hawk got it through the bars of his cage. Revenge? Nature, I suppose. The bastard!😠

1 hour ago, sungod said:

Apparently its 'good luck' for a bird to drop a load on you. 

 

Do you feel lucky today?

 

I bought lottery tickets.

I checked (manually not visually) the condition of a pile of empty stingless Bee hives and got stung in the fingertip.

 

The pain is far worse than stepping on a Lego brick.

First 5 hrs searing pain like you dipped your finger tip in molten plastic and you feel that you want to cool it with water just to repeat the pain level at start.

After 5-6 hrs it changes to: Knock youself with a hammer on the finger and the next morning try to bend or squeeze your finger but be aware that the resulting sensation goes continously for another 15 to 20 hrs. 

 

The stingless bee hive or never judge a book by its cover.. 

 

 

 

 

Posing for my graduate photos, new suit, rented gown.......and I honestly thought the guttering above me had snapped as about 5 litres of **** poured down and drenched me...........it must have been the biggest pigeon in the UK with worst diarrhoea in the history of the animal kingdom.

I once walked into a bar juggling two chainsaws and a kitten...

 

...actually, that story is for mature audiences only, so I can't tell it on AN. Sorry!

15 hours ago, sungod said:

Apparently its 'good luck' for a bird to drop a load on you. 

 

Do you feel lucky today?

Its good luck for the person standing next to you.

They get to go home crap free 😃

A Bird <deleted>s on you......you  dont take her out anymore 

6 minutes ago, actonion said:

A Bird <deleted>s on you......you  dont take her out anymore 

 

No.

 

What should you do if a bird s hits on your windscreen?........never go out with her again.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

 

No.

 

What should you do if a bird s hits on your windscreen?........never go out with her again.

 

 

I dont have a car 

15 hours ago, Reginald Prewster said:

I checked (manually not visually) the condition of a pile of empty stingless Bee hives and got stung in the fingertip.

 

The pain is far worse than stepping on a Lego brick.

First 5 hrs searing pain like you dipped your finger tip in molten plastic and you feel that you want to cool it with water just to repeat the pain level at start.

After 5-6 hrs it changes to: Knock youself with a hammer on the finger and the next morning try to bend or squeeze your finger but be aware that the resulting sensation goes continously for another 15 to 20 hrs. 

 

The stingless bee hive or never judge a book by its cover.. 

 

 

Worst pain I ever had in a sting was one of the wasps here that got me in a finger. Burning, and worse than the only scorpion sting I also received here. Thankfully I'm not allergic because there are so many things that bite and sting here in Thailand. 

If it shat on your head, expect a rich, thick tuft of hair to sprout up where it landed. 😀

17 hours ago, sungod said:

Apparently its 'good luck' for a bird to drop a load on you. 

 

Do you feel lucky today?

Lucky only if it’s a Foo bird. Then leave it on!

Remember the old saying, ‘If the Foo sh*ts, wear it.’

The Monitor lizards resented being called Thais and invaded Lumpini.

16 hours ago, Reginald Prewster said:

I checked (manually not visually) the condition of a pile of empty stingless Bee hives and got stung in the fingertip.

 

The pain is far worse than stepping on a Lego brick.

First 5 hrs searing pain like you dipped your finger tip in molten plastic and you feel that you want to cool it with water just to repeat the pain level at start.

After 5-6 hrs it changes to: Knock youself with a hammer on the finger and the next morning try to bend or squeeze your finger but be aware that the resulting sensation goes continously for another 15 to 20 hrs. 

 

The stingless bee hive or never judge a book by its cover.. 

 

 

Whomever does your painting needs a good slap. 🙂