4 minutes ago, IsmeUno said:

No...you don't understand. 😊 When he does it it doesn't count. Everyone else are the gossipy chickens, even though he is taking part just like everyone else. Cognitive dissonance. Classic.

I thought he was smarter than that but clearly not. Neither is Ted who tried to be smart and pounded himself into the desk. Give a man enough rope he will hang himself.

51 minutes ago, Rockyroad said:

You sound really stupid.

You are not in the position to call anyone stupid.

13 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

They are worlds apart, guys don't usually marry sex workers back home, they do here

13 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

They are worlds apart, guys don't usually marry sex workers back home, they do here

13 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

They are worlds apart, guys don't usually marry sex workers back home, they do here

I suppose you are mostly correct. Although an old friend from school 30 yrs ago was an alcoholic stockbroker. He fell in love with a bar girl back home. She was a barry crocker in my opinion but he loved her. Still with her and he's still drinking

8 hours ago, save the frogs said:

Yeah but you're the Jimmy Page of Pattaya.

Doesn’t Jimmy be paid have a long association with Pattaya?

I seem to recall a legend of his popping into a pub with the name Cockney in it and shaking a few hands.

Whereas someone who refers to Pattaya as Patts is hoping to channel the Louche style of Bernard Trink.

I love that the Bogan sounds like he’s 90 years old and then acts all prissy and flustered that he’s talking to 70 year-olds.

Is he the youngest Fogie alive today?

8 hours ago, save the frogs said:

Yeah but you're the Jimmy Page of Pattaya.

Doesn’t Jimmy Page have a long association with Pattaya?

I seem to recall a legend of his popping into a pub with the name Cockney in it and shaking a few hands.

Whereas someone who refers to Pattaya as Patts is hoping to channel the Louche style of Bernard Trink. Another content free blow hard.

I love that the Bogan sounds like he’s 90 years old and then acts all prissy and flustered that he’s talking to 70 year-olds.

Is he the youngest Fogie alive today?

4 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

Doesn’t Jimmy be paid have a long association with Pattaya?

This is cool footage.

I didn't even know JImmy liked playing the acoustic.

10 hours ago, Rockyroad said:

I thought he was smarter than that but clearly not. Neither is Ted who tried to be smart and pounded himself into the desk. Give a man enough rope he will hang himself.

The right man to fart!

You two obviously have wonderful lives in Thailand, no doubt about it, judging by all the love you manage to spread between yourselves and around you.

Careful with that rope

As the writer OP of this thread ....many asked what I meant when I wrote "I was rudely interrupted."

...now after reading the last several pages of this thread you now understand!

On 6/8/2026 at 12:04 PM, cdemundo said:

Only funny Buddhist joke?

What about?:

A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza parlor and says:

Make me one with everything.

That joke is 30 years old

2 minutes ago, Rockyroad said:

That joke is 30 years old

Hate from RockySquirrel, the highest form of praise.

The joke is as timeless as the sound of one hand clapping.

1 hour ago, Hummin said:

You two obviously have wonderful lives in Thailand, no doubt about it, judging by all the love you manage to spread between yourselves and around you.

I certainly do. Have the love of a woman who I don't need to pay. Don't need to carry a whole family and pay any woman a salary. Don't need stimulants and pills and potions in order to function. Don't need to wake up and start ranting on a forum to get my kicks.

Happy people don't behave that way. Surely you should be having fun with your employee at this time? Coffee too strong again this morning?

1 minute ago, cdemundo said:

Hate from RockySquirrel, the highest form of praise.

The joke is as timeless as the sound of one hand clapping.

Jokes are meant to be funny. Buddhists don't aim to be one with everything.

Now we can all see how he resorts once again to teenage insults, knowing full well we are family men who stay around regular women. This type of insult points directly at his own limitations regarding females, trying to make it look like we are homosexuals, which could be a latent part of his own personality.

That Hummin and I have his number, know exactly how he operates and what disorder he's carrying, is plainly obvious to most everyone here now, as his insults have filtered into most anyone he interacts with, acting superior while he's obviously inferior in many ways.

Somewhat intelligent but only using that to demean others, all the while lying about what his true self actually is.

Calling others a narcissist who actually have responsibilities, families they take care of, while he cheats on his 11 year woman relationship, bragging that other women pay his way, and, although conversations with him start out normal, disagree with him and his other side takes over, spouting the same put downs daily, and bringing up your past because that's all his limited persona can deliver.

Hatred from being abused and neglected as a child, so putting all that pent up anger against people online, as a coward like him can only hide from real interactions. Sad little boy trapped in a man's body, eventually all alone in his world with nothing but bad memories to look back on, and al the people in his world looking back and wondering why they ever got involved.

On 6/9/2026 at 7:15 AM, Rockyroad said:

I've had more women than you have had hot dinners. I bet you are piss weak in real life. A real nancy. I'm 6 foot 4. You would not talk to me in person like that. You're a coward with a keyboard.

The internet is amazing, isn't it, tough guy.

3 minutes ago, Effective altruism said:

The internet is amazing, isn't it, tough guy.

Yes it is. A 5 foot 4 guy can pretend to be tough and insult Shaq.

19 hours ago, Rockyroad said:

Forums are full of rude people. Over 120 use the thumbs down emoji as an attack weapon because they can't hold a conversation.

You have rightfully earned the thumbs-down vote you received.

I usually pronounce it wrong, but so do most Thais I know.

https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=th&text=pattaya&op=translate

19 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

“ Oh look at me. People are reacting to me. On the Internet.”.

Hello time traveler from a 1999 AOL chat group.

I remember using AOL with my dial-up modem.

18 hours ago, IsmeUno said:

I have clinically trained people standing next to me, who can evaluate both mine and your behaviour.

Are you confident that they aren’t closely monitoring your behavior?

31 minutes ago, Effective altruism said:

I remember using AOL with my dial-up modem.

I can still hear the sound while it loaded.

9 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

I can still hear the sound while it loaded.

I used dial up in Pratunam. Bangkok seemed cooler back then. Thailand used to have internet cafes.

Edited June 11Jun 11 by Rockyroad

Multiple off topic, bickering posts removed

Give them enough rope is sure right. See how the deflections come after you point out it's exactly all they have as a comeback? Assuming what others think, after actually seeing how many respond to his daily drivel.

This is called DARVO. Deny, Attack and Reverse Victim Offender.Protecting the frail ego by deflection towards others who have his number. Then he will try to enlist others as flying monkeys, who don't know him well enough yet, who might for a time actually stick up for him, until they also figure him out.

Assuming, because we not only use his own words against him. but are far more educated and can see him coming a mile away, that we aren't educated, as if going to college makes a person smarter, unless you actually use what IQ you already have towards a particular goal, and not understanding that people can increase their knowledge exponentially by reading all the time.

He cheats on his girlfriend and thinks others all pay for their women.Call us "freaky" all you want, as everyone here knows better.

Cue the thumbs downs, deflections and assuming what others think, all the while dismissing the replies towards him.

Edited June 11Jun 11 by fredwiggy

1 hour ago, cdemundo said:

Hate from RockySquirrel, the highest form of praise.

The joke is as timeless as the sound of one hand clapping.

Or in his case, the sound of one hand tugging away

Who here believes that he ate a Mars bar out of his streetwalkers snatch?

Anyone else would be bragging about it.

But since it didn’t happen, he’s going to get all autistic twitchy about it, and then a little bit butt hurt and huffy.

1 hour ago, Effective altruism said:

Are you confident that they aren’t closely monitoring your behavior?

Since it's my girlfriend, I am confident that she is 😊

9 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Give them enough rope is sure right. See how the deflections come after you point out it's exactly all they have as a comeback? Assuming what others think, after actually seeing how many respond to his daily drivel.

This is called DARVO. Deny, Attack and Reverse Victim Offender.Protecting the frail ego by deflection towards others who have his number. Then he will try to enlist others as flying monkeys, who don't know him well enough yet, who might for a time actually stick up for him, until they also figure him out.

Assuming, because we not only use his own words against him. but are far more educated and can see him coming a mile away, that we aren't educated, as if going to college makes a person smarter, unless you actually use what IQ you already have towards a particular goal, and not understanding that people can increase their knowledge exponentially by reading all the time. He cheats on his girlfriend and thinks others all pay for their women.Call us "freaky" all you want, as everyone here knows better.

You still at it? No one takes your 💩 seriously. Don't you know that?

2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

As the writer OP of this thread ....many asked what I meant when I wrote "I was rudely interrupted."

...now after reading the last several pages of this thread you now understand!

What does Pattaya have that is unique?

He’s back to being pretend-reasonable again

It never lasts

Time for another bicep flexing report.

Go to the mirror, do it and come back and tell us about it.

2 minutes ago, Rockyroad said:

What does Pattaya have that is unique?

The 'World's Largest 7-11'.

That's about it, as that and everything else can be found, unfortunately, everywhere in TH, and most of the world. Has all the good & bad of any tourist destination, or mid to large town, that 'supply & demand' dictates to have.

Lets rank Pattaya by features

Nightlife 9

Food 9

Beach 2

Locals 2

Peace and harmony 1

Pollution 3

Traffic 2

Gyms 9

Golf 8

Malls 7

Weather 8

Cost 8

Safety 5

Women 3