Great Oaks from Little Acorns grow....!

Moonlighting was a good program when I was a young boy, also Heart to Heart.

I see stupid people, walking around like regular people.

When I was a young boy, I liked mooning too

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

'I don't much care where --' said Alice.

'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.

Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

The more time i have, the more proficient i have become at wasting it.

Where's the cheese?

The Big Cheese has arrived

Where's the cheese?

The Big Cheese has arrived

That is a small cheese magnified by the macro function.

How about a big smoke!

Where's the cheese?

The Big Cheese has arrived

That is a small cheese magnified by the macro function.

How about a big smoke!

I think you have all had a big smoke!

Superior aged cheese at that. A photographic Freudian slip?

Every Day Above Ground, Is A Good Day

Not least because I can, I do!

Liverwurst is great with whole grain French mustard.

After thinking maybe the Kra Canal would cause some concerns.

Everywhere I look I see her face, a passing car shows her reflection...

Everywhere I look I see her face, a passing car shows her reflection...

Whos that Jet?

edit: continued from tigs post

...an dats when i reaIised de reflection wuz of meself..

......blimey mum why didn't you tell me i was a gurl?

Jet! I can almost remember their funny faces

That time you told me that

You were going to be marrying soon.

And jet, I thought the only

Lonely place was on the moon.

Jet! jet!

Jet! was your father as bold as a sergeant major?

How come he told you that

You were hardly old enough yet?

And jet, I thought the major

Was a lady suffragette.

Jet! jet!

Ah, matter, want jet to always love me?

Ah, matter, want jet to always love me?

Ah, matter, much later.

Jet! with the wind in your hair of a thousand laces.

Climb on the back and well

Go for a ride in the sky.

And jet, I thought the major

Was a lady suffragette.

Jet! jet!

Bogong Moths

Agrotis infusa

Bogong Moths belong to the Family Noctuidae and are well known in south-eastern Australia for their mass migration in spring. In some years, they have descended upon cities such as Sydney and Canberra in their thousands, causing disruption around outdoor sports grounds and to air-conditioning plants. They also make a very Tasty snack.

Look out there are Llamas!

Watch your step!

Someone from this last three posts is seriously disturbed.

..and it aint me.

You like spaghetti?

You like spaghetti?

You like spaghetti, you like chicken?

CHicken?

No spaghetti?

You like spaghetti?

I found a pound coin in my trousers today that I didn't know was there.

If the sun were the size of a football (soccer) the Earth would be the size of a pea and be 90 yards (approx metres) away.

On the same scale the nearest star would be 14,000 miles (22,500 km) away.

Waiter? There is water in my soup.

No soup for you!

*slaps the person above me with a soup spoon and storms off in disgust*

Blue is greener than red