I'll tan her bottom with the spank paddle.

ps okay, I said spank paddle twice but I think I got away with it!

Trust me. Kayo's getting the gimp suit out as we speak !!

I never new what a gimp suit was.

Now I know........ your experience is always appreciated

Gimp is a usually derogatory term used to refer to a (male or female) sexual

submissive person, typically dressed in a black leather or rubber costume (often

known as a "gimp suit"), and wearing a bondage hood or mask of the same

material.

Thank you for making me go looksee.

The innocenter one.

Kiwi Pete

Looking is fine, However. offers pf free trips to student bars. should be considered carefully

'Aint Bedlam an education!

Live and learn, my motto.

Reckon KBs should have a GOOGLE key,open a new window.

Nutha idea for Google to cassh in.

^^^^ I'll have a pint of what Pete's had please

What's a "spank paddle" ........& where can I buy one from ( or do they come in two's? )

What's a "spank paddle" ........& where can I buy one from ( or do they come in two's? )

A spank paddle can be borrowed from Nurse Diesel, but not in twos!

Does she also keeps stocks of wet celery and flying helmets?

Celery would need dips to eat it with.

Wonder where/what, nurse diesel keeps the dip in.........hmmmmmmmmm.

I have just returned from a bible class. I was speaking on "Mary the mother of Messiah" An hour long talk and I did jolly well, even if I do say so myself!

And there was me thinking she was the Mom of that other fella !!!

I have just returned from a bible class. I was speaking on "Mary the mother of Messiah" An hour long talk and I did jolly well, even if I do say so myself!

Y'mean ya stayed awake.......

I found it east to stay awake, I was speaking. Don't know about the audience tough!

I found it east to stay awake, I was speaking. Don't know about the audience tough!

They were probably looking west for it.

" Go west young man "

A truly awful song from The Pet Shop Boys.

A truly awful song from The Pet Shop Boys.

At least they were consistent

Look, 't' is next to 'y' on the keyboard, okay!!!

Got up this morning and thought it was Friday..................Really sad to find out it isn't to be honest.

how much does it cost to have a Brain-Implant surgery ?

how much does it cost to have a Brain-Implant surgery ?

I would like to know who the doner was before going forward

How would you know if he/she liked kebabs ??

How would you know if he/she liked kebabs ??

serve the kebabs first; if he/she ate it up or not;you'd know

dam_n...............................defeated by logic. Back to the Batcave Robin, we'll have to think of another cunning plan !!!

Cunning plan? You mean Robin was really Baldric (and Batman was Bl.adder)?

Sometimes this thread is a bit too random!

Too random?

Makes me think of Nat King Cole......... with apologies.

"Random Rose, no one knows.........."

walking my baby back home