Put the paddles down boy, your arms will get tired !!

I'm working too hard at the moment!

Bet you're not now, birthday wind down, a glass of something warm and silky (please allow for the time zones, you're probably popping the first fizzy stuff at this stage, hope it's Lanson at least or better)

I'm working too hard at the moment!

Bet you're not now, birthday wind down, a glass of something warm and silky (please allow for the time zones, you're probably popping the first fizzy stuff at this stage, hope it's Lanson at least or better)

It's actually an Italian Frizzante and it's damm good! I'm already quite pissed...

I'm working too hard at the moment!

Bet you're not now, birthday wind down, a glass of something warm and silky (please allow for the time zones, you're probably popping the first fizzy stuff at this stage, hope it's Lanson at least or better)

It's actually an Italian Frizzante and it's damm good! I'm already quite pissed...

I always wanted an Au pair

Anyway, my son needs a neurologist for pain management, my daughter is off this afternoon to see an orthopod for knee surgery and I've ruptured a disc ( L4, L5 same one as every other fat bast##$%^d ).

How's your week ?

Going very well thanks!

Excellet Tiggs. Still boffing the Italian ?

Excellet Tiggs. Still boffing the Italian ?

Not sure what you mean there mate?

I think he meant quaffing...........

I get it now......It was a drink !!!!

Does 'boffing' involve the use of spank paddles?

Quaffing. It's a lovely word. Very quaffable!

Quaffing. It's a lovely word. Very quaffable!

It's a great word Tigs.

I quaff.

He/she quaffs.

You quaff.

They quaff.

It just doesn't roll off the tongue, it slides smoothly.... in fact, we should have a campaign, to replace the stereotypical anglo-saxon verb, adjective noun word with this one.

Well, I'll be quaffed.

You can't be quaffing serious.

You mother quaffer, you quaffed my wife.

Works for me

Trust me. Kayo's getting the gimp suit out as we speak !!

F*** O** Limpy.

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Put it on yourself, and I'll spank your paddle.

Spanking the spank paddle Well, there can't be much fun in that........ wait, cricket.

Quaffing. It's a lovely word. Very quaffable!

It's a great word Tigs.

I quaff.

He/she quaffs.

You quaff.

They quaff.

It just doesn't roll off the tongue, it slides smoothly.... in fact, we should have a campaign, to replace the stereotypical anglo-saxon verb, adjective noun word with this one.

Well, I'll be quaffed.

You can't be quaffing serious.

You mother quaffer, you quaffed my wife.

Works for me

Quaff me too! It does work!

Spanking the spank paddle Well, there can't be much fun in that........ wait, cricket.

Cricket, yeah, there's not much fun in that!

Trust me. Kayo's getting the gimp suit out as we speak !!

F*** O** Limpy.

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Put it on yourself, and I'll spank your paddle.

Interesting guess............. But no, never worked there !!!

Most probably neva worked........ period.

A suffusion of orange.

Random, heck, I can do random.

Random is as random does!

My wife survives the terrors of Asia, goes to Sweden and gets bitten to #$$%% by bugs..................Go figure.

Most probably neva worked........ period.

Dam-n, thought I knew you....................

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If right-handed people live (on average) 9 years longer than left-handed people what happens to the ambidextrous ?

Why are snags so darned expensive at Carrefour (c. B20 per snag!)?

Is there anybody interested in a Toyger ?

Breeding programs began in the 1980s to develop a breed of house cat that strongly resembles the mightiest of big cats. In 1993 Toygers were first registered with the International Cat Association [TICA], and now boasts grand champions.

Toyger!

Dat's cheap, compared with Woollies in Melbs.

Price $4.62

Sausage Thick

Min Weight 600g = app $A7.50 a kilo,

Would come out about 30 baht a snag, similarly in NZ.

Is chewing gum recyclable, how do they get it off the other garbage?

Is chewing gum recyclable, how do they get it off the other garbage?

It maybe, but where would you put the bell ?