Same place as the missing space.

No Thad.. don't do it... you'll just lose a friend and end up with the rest of the pile of spelling correctors who scream in agony every time a mere mortal ......... may be that maybe this house move has it's problems.

Good night all, may your god go with you.

Goodnight Thaddeus. Take care, tomorrow is another day.

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If right-handed people live (on average) 9 years longer than left-handed people what happens to the ambidextrous ?

They go blind sooner!

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If right-handed people live (on average) 9 years longer than left-handed people what happens to the ambidextrous ?

They go blind sooner!

And have to shave both hands...... hahaha

^ Never laugh at your own jokes...

It was funny though!

Laffin at Sueghas reply....

hahaha.... ........... .......

Is chewing gum recyclable, how do they get it off the other garbage?

It maybe, but where would you put the bell ?

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

But how do they know it is chewing gum?

It was stuck on the bedpost.

Dat's cheap, compared with Woollies in Melbs.

Price $4.62

Sausage Thick

Min Weight 600g = app $A7.50 a kilo,

Would come out about 30 baht a snag, similarly in NZ.

B210/kg from Lady Pie - (AU$7). I've just ordered a kilo. I can't understand why they are so expensive generally. Same with minced beef - it's all the sweepings so should be cheap. One would be better off to buy the cheapest cut possible and mince it oneself. But what can you do about snags? After all, us Aussies love our snags (keep it clean).

I am all ready for a bloody war today at work I will fight those .......... with my own way and definitely would not follow the Thai way anymore.

Sorry Sir I am not a rainbow to bend for you!!!

OK?

I will roar and scream out loud too!

Yahoooooooooooooooo Cat FIGHT !!!!!

I didn't say I will moan as a cat! I said I will roar

and it's me against those mean moron males!

Yahhhhhooooooooooo.........roaring female bashing male colleagues FIGHT !!!!!!

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

interesting

Hurrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'd luckily managed to get the small-god-on-earth on my side finally!

Hurrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'd luckily managed to get the small-god-on-earth on my side finally!

Robbie Williams ??

If all the world's a stage, where are the best seats ?

If all the world's a stage, where are the best seats ?

On a minor planet orbitting Alpha Centauri.

Why do so many women put toilet rolls on the holder with the flap to the back?

If all the world's a stage, where are the best seats ?

toilet seats?

Why do so many women put toilet rolls on the holder with the flap to the back?

Instinct, genetic memory, best drying position?

Yep, I know where the coat stand is.

Why do so many women put toilet rolls on the holder with the flap to the back?

Instinct, genetic memory, best drying position?

Yep, I know where the coat stand is.

Because that's what their mothers did. And you know why? Because they were thrifty. You use less when it rolls off from the back. Dear Abby did a big writeup on this issue decades ago.

Dear Abby did a big writeup on this issue decades ago.

How many sheets did she use?

And how many pens...... it is quite absorbent.

Dread to think about the red marks on her knees

Dear Abby did a big writeup on this issue decades ago.

How many sheets did she use?

And how many pens...... it is quite absorbent.

Dread to think about the red marks on her knees

Hey, I liked that pie story.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

An unfinished box!

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

An unfinished box!

Heaven forbid...... never leave any box unfinished.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

An unfinished box!

Heaven forbid...... never leave any box unfinished.

Agreed!

To box,or not to box.

Is that the quesstion?