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Do you know any strange facts?

  • All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00.

  • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.

  • If you have a car remote and you step out of its range, point it to your head and it will work again! HUH, <deleted>???

  • 1 in every 200 people is a psychopath and they look just like everyone else.

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[*]All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00.

Can you please explain this? :o

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I am presuming they mean if you could somehow extract all the chemicals in the human body they could be sold for 4£

If you have a car remote and you step out of its range, point it to your head and it will work again! HUH, <deleted>???

I know that one works as I have done it, your head amplifies the signal, try it.

How about this one.

Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

I know that one works as I have done it, your head amplifies the signal, try it.

Are you telepathic taddy? :o

I know that all the natural elements of the Periodic Table can be found in the human body.

I know that one works as I have done it, your head amplifies the signal, try it.

Are you telepathic taddy? :o

No, I just have a head shaped like a loud-hailer (P.S. you have to open your mouth)

Here's another.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times

Here's another.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times

:o:D

What about the carrot?

" Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space

because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them."

"Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males."

Probably didn't want to hear either of these. :o

A tamer one:

"In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb""

"In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb""

A believe that's a myth, that one Tywais. It is said that in 1782 Judge Sir Francis Buller is reported to have made this a legal ruling but it has never been proved.

25% of a human's bones are in its feet.

25% of a human's bones are in its feet.

You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!

I know some people with less.

A light bulb in a Livermore California fire station is still working after 106 years.

<a href="http://www.centennialbulb.org/facts.htm" target="_blank">http://www.centennialbulb.org/facts.htm</a>

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It has been turned off only three times since 1903

Noe that is interesting! I'm sure I have heard of one in the UK with a similar life. I wonder how that happens?

I think the way that things were made in a process that was far less exacting than they are today led to the odd unit coming out very robust, add the fact that this thing was in a spot where it was always on and not being turned on and off regularly must have helped.

Heck....I had a light bulb once that lasted 40 years and was NEVER turned off.....of course it was never turned on either!!!!

Chownah

Heck....I had a light bulb once that lasted 40 years and was NEVER turned off.....of course it was never turned on either!!!!

Chownah

I had a quip but decided to be nice. :o

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How about a chocolate light bulb to smooth things over, then? :o

it looks kinda ugly:O

that makes me wonder..... would I be tempted by an ugly-looking chocolate? hmmmm the mind ponders......

it looks kinda ugly:O

that makes me wonder..... would I be tempted by an ugly-looking chocolate? hmmmm the mind ponders......

OK Miggies, only beautiful chocolate for you:

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:o

did you know that if you close both eyes while driving, you risk having an accident.

did you know that if you close both eyes while driving, you risk having an accident.

Or being hired as a Bangkok taxi driver.

did you know that if you close both eyes while driving, you risk having an accident.

Or being hired as a Bangkok taxi driver.

I fell asleep at the wheel once and woke up speeding towards a canal, managed to stop just before the edge. Hadn't slept in 3 days partying hard. Ah, youth!

  • All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00.

Not after the 20 quids worth of alcohol i stuffed in it last night.

  • All the chemicals in the human body have a combined value of approximately £4.00.

Not after the 20 quids worth of alcohol i stuffed in it last night.

It may be worth 20 quid to buy but a very large percentage of that is tax. The ingredients to make beer/ale are quite cheap and the amount that would then become actual part of the body almost miniscule.

There was a Discovery Channel program on TV several years ago that was made in the UK that discussed this in a lot of detail. Very interesting and showed a pile of the ingredients that would be needed to make one human being. THen it was add water and wait for the spark of life to happen. The biochemist who presented the program did it very well. The film had him going to a pharmaceutical supply store and asking for "x milligrams of sulphur, y milligrams of potasium etc" I kept waiting for him to do the theme song from "milton the monster" - "6 drops of essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce, now just a touch of tenderness <bump> oops too much"

CB

OK Miggies, only beautiful chocolate for you:

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:o

love it!! and to stay on topic....

did you know theres truth in the caption of that pic :D

dontmesswiffmychocolates :D

OK Miggies, only beautiful chocolate for you:

love it!! and to stay on topic....

did you know theres truth in the caption of that pic :o

dontmesswiffmychocolates :D

To stay on M1G's topic.

Did you know:-

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

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Through contact with door knobs, counter tops, and other daily objects your hand will come in contact with 15 penises a day.

Is that still on M1G's topic? :o:D

Did you know that:-

Swans are the only birds with penises. :o

Not correct mate - many waterfowl including ducks have a penis (well the male ones do anyway).

However did you know that the penis on a pig spirals and shows (for want of a better word) handedness.

A full grown boar can release up to a litre of sperm a day and mate with up to 200 sows in that time (lemme see here - 24 hours multiplied by 60 minutes divided by 200 hundred sows equates to one coupling every 7.2 minutes which is barely enough time for a post copulatory cigarette :D

CB

Through contact with door knobs, counter tops, and other daily objects your hand will come in contact with 15 penises a day.

Is that still on M1G's topic? :o:D

ewww yuk!!

on both counts! ewwwww

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